KFC to release a dating game...

[ThePointblank]

*checks the calendar to make sure it isn't April 1st*

 

So.. the fried chicken chain KFC is releasing an official anime dating game on Steam later this month. The Steam page is here:

 

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121910/I_Love_You_Colonel_Sanders_A_Finger_Lickin_Good_Dating_Simulator/

 

From IGN:

 

https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/09/10/smooch-colonel-sanders-in-this-official-kfc-dating-sim?sf108668094=1

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There are ad campaigns, and then there’s whatever KFC just did. An official dating sim starring a hunky anime version of KFC’s mascot Colonel Sanders has dropped on Steam, it’s available soon, and you can totally romance the king of fried chicken himself. Watch the trailer here.

 

“I Love You, Colonel Sanders” is the name of the game. According to the Steam page, you’re a student at a culinary school, and your classmate is the Colonel himself, because of course. You’re joined by a clumsy best friend, a couple of heated rivals, and a dog, who is also a professor, appropriately named Professor Dog. 

 

This does fall into what sort of mind-altering substances was the marketing team at KFC on when they came up with this? 

[Fnige]

[Jtalk4456]

dang you beat me to it, I was gonna post this monstrosity. Also you didn't put in a poll to see who would try playing it.

[ThePointblank]

8 minutes ago, Jtalk4456 said:

dang you beat me to it, I was gonna post this monstrosity. Also you didn't put in a poll to see who would try playing it.

Done

[Jito463]

22 minutes ago, ThePointblank said:

This does fall into what sort of mind-altering substances was the marketing team at KFC on when they came up with this?

What did you think they use for those 11 herbs and spices?

 

Also:

 

[Salv8 (sam)]

i tried finding some sexy music but i couldn't find any that fit the mood... oh well!

[Spotty]

I'm surprised this is a PC game and not a mobile game.

[Flying Sausages]

If they are giving free chickens then sign me up!

[alexhelvetica]

Or, you know. Could just have standards, and just not...

[suicidalfranco]

3 hours ago, VegetableStu said:

... Dream Daddy...

That was actually a fun game

This doesn't make sense, cause last time i checked colonel Sanders didn't even like that kfc had turned into after he sold it

[williamcll]

Looks more promising than the majority of visual novels on steam.

[porina]

As a player of Hatoful Boyfriend, I wonder if you can date the chicken...

[aaradorn]

Born the wrong age to explore the world, too early to explore the universe but at just the right time to play this game.

[Suppersupport]

life sucks and now there is more trash on the internet.

[rcmaehl]

Featuring quotes such as:

"The chicken isn't the only thing that is finger-licking good"

"I'll batter you up good"

"Cluck for me"
"Things are about to get spicy"

[S w a t s o n]

1 hour ago, porina said:

As a player of Hatoful Boyfriend, I wonder if you can date the chicken...

I blame you for this game existing

[Murasaki]

[Commodus]

3 hours ago, porina said:

As a player of Hatoful Boyfriend, I wonder if you can date the chicken...

If you could... it wouldn't end well.

[porina]

38 minutes ago, Commodus said:

If you could... it wouldn't end well.

Multiple endings... I'm good with both running away with the chicken, or eating it.

[Tataffe]

 

Who else is thinking this?

[Drak3]

[minibois]

Do you want to date a rooster or a different sort of chick(en)?

[hobobobo]

KFC dating app is next with coupons for chicken on the 1st date... KFC love hotels though... oh japan

[Dylanc1500]

15 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Definitely need a remake.

[Tellos]

The the tom a fiddling fuck is this?