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Wankband, pornhub's wearable band that charges your devices with "that" motion (SFW)

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and with "that" i mean you wank and it charges ill see myself out...

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ok now being a bit serious, this is a concept made by pornhub where it seeks to create a device that uses the kinetic motion of hand masturbation to charge itself so it can charge other devices like a smartphone, tablet, camera, etc, to reduce pollution and take advantage of "what men does best", if the device accepts usb power it can charge it

 

Start jacking on: The wankband creates power when moved in an up and down motion.

Create dirty energy: A kinetic charger inside stores the electricity generated.

Guilt-free electricity: Now use that 100% sustainable energy to charge any of your devices

 

the band works using a ball with a small weight inside that move in a up and down motion to charge itself and store the energy, many details are scarce since its only a concept, like what battery is going to have, capacity and how much movement it needs to charge a considerable amount of energy to charge part of a smartphone battery

 

pornhub is also accepting submission on the link below to be a be(a)ta tester for the device and be part of the development of the device

 

 

source: Neowin and Pornhub (100% SFW link)

you have to hand it to them, pornhub is a really creative company also WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!?!?!?

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Pornhub has one of the best Marketing out there. They can sell anything :D

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What the heck.

WHY WOULD YOU EVER BUY THIS? 

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Linus should do a review of this product.  Haha.

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What the heck.

WHY WOULD YOU EVER BUY THIS? 

 

If you could make your wearable devices efficient enough you could build this physically into them. You could charge it just by moving around with them on your person. 

 

Linus should do a review of this product.  Haha.

 

Definitely one for channel superfun.

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Definitely one for channel superfun.

Dont you mean LinusTugTips?

 

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Ill fap to that

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What the heck.

WHY WOULD YOU EVER BUY THIS? 

What would I do? Find something that makes a vigorous shaking motion (perhaps a washing machine) attach it to that, and boom! Charging!

Someone told Luke and Linus at CES 2017 to "Unban the legend known as Jerakl" and that's about all I've got going for me. (It didn't work)

 

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I watched the video. Twas entertaining. 
"Turn those jobless room mates into productive members of society!"

 

lol

Someone told Luke and Linus at CES 2017 to "Unban the legend known as Jerakl" and that's about all I've got going for me. (It didn't work)

 

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I believe I saw a joke about something like this a few months ago, and people had started referring to masturbating as "charging my watch".. 

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Next Marvel Super Hero : Charge Man , Ability to charge any device in an instant...

Details separate people.

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Hilariously creative.

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This could be the next source of clean energy for cities :D

Just get the prisons to encorporate this device; prisoners get their 'fun' and do some community service and we get our energy :P But I feel sorry for those with AMD headquarters xD

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This seems like it'll take a good whack at the wearable market 

 

You're gonna have like 100 'likes' on that comment by next week.

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