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Wankband, pornhub's wearable band that charges your devices with "that" motion (SFW)

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I hope this is early April fools. because I couldn't stop laughing.

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It''s a win win if you ask me xD.

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I want a Wankband t-shirt. This made my day, joke or not it brought a smile to my face.

 

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LOL 

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I'm skeptical about the amount of power a device of this size could even produce. The video was very well done though, and pretty funny.

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What the hell? :lol:

 

I wonder just how many people will actual buy this....

 

*click click click*

What are you doing in there?!?

Charging my phone...

 

ahaha +42

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Forget my phone, tablet and camera.

Give me Yabuki's secret porn stash, hook me up to the main power grid and I'll supply electricity to the entire city for weeks.

 

This device might single-handedly solve the world's energy crisis.

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Personally i think this would be the best wearable ever, especially when your running low on battery and no ones in the house.

According to Pornhub's (SFW)

, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving stroke. The extra-special alone time band stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life. Please LMG request a Review Sample and see if it works, from this you can include so many innuendos and a highly censored channel superfun  video.

 

The energy might be slippery, dirty and not clean like oil but will only require tissues to clean up the Spillage.

 

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Well this is a thing...

 

 

I'll take 2

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Useless if you think about it.

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That's awesome.  One problem, what if you like... switch hands?  Does that mean you need two bands?  Switching the band from one wrist to the other could spoil the mood =/.

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With this i could finally get reliable power to my pc!

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That's awesome.  One problem, what if you like... switch hands?  Does that mean you need two bands?  Switching the band from one wrist to the other could spoil the mood =/.

 

Two Bands = Double the energy = Double the Tissues 

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That's awesome.  One problem, what if you like... switch hands?  Does that mean you need two bands?  Switching the band from one wrist to the other could spoil the mood =/.

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Two Bands = Double the energy = Double the Tissues 

 I actually moved the same joke over in case this thread goes.  ;)

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That's awesome.  One problem, what if you like... switch hands?  Does that mean you need two bands?  Switching the band from one wrist to the other could spoil the mood =/.

Two Bands = Double the energy = Double the Tissues 

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Why isn't this integrated in smart watches?

I think it's to big to be inside a smart watch.

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This could be a good solution to the rumored battery problems with the Iwatch.

 

After all, aren't Apple fanboys a bunch of wankers anyway?*

 

 

 

 

*I have nothing against people that use Apple products, I was just joking.

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Linus should do a review of this product.  Haha.

 

He'll only wear it on his ankle.

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