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Yes... yes it does. Any female that says otherwise, will 9 out of 10 choose a man with a beard to go out on a date with. How do I know this? Call it beard-instincts. My inner beard senses lets me in-the-know of things.

 

If you feel less of a man because you don't or can't grow a beard? You should feel that way. But worry not! Anyone can grow a full beard in 2020, simply applying minoxidil 5% solution for an entire 6 months. Yes, that's right... baby smooth cheeks can have his beard in the year 2020.

 

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TBH, anyone I’ve met with a beard was a happy not manly behaving person, or a Whiney  man child. 

 

No in between. 

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1 hour ago, whm1974 said:

And yet I know many a women that hate beards...

Ive seen a woman with a beard 😬

I just want to sit back and watch the world burn. 

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I dunno, there are some real soyboy snowflakes out there who have grown a beard ..maybe to try look more manly, Neil 'Cuckman' for example.

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11 minutes ago, Donut417 said:

Ive seen a woman with a beard 😬

Outside a Circus?

3 minutes ago, SolarNova said:

I dunno, there are some real soyboy snowflakes out there who have grown a beard ..maybe to try look more manly, Neil 'Cuckman' for example.

Are you sure they are not glued on?

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Just now, whm1974 said:

Outside a Circus?

Yeah, it was an older lady and I just think she didn't give a shit any more. I hope one day to reach that level in life, LOL. My guess is she had some kind of hormone imbalance. 

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You know why they find fecal particles in beards?  

 

Because we are drowning in p***y, and God decided to put the Sewer System right below the Playground, and that's where the beard sits.

 

;)

 

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For some reason, since Im working on a Saturday and feel like making lulz - heres my beard.....and then theres the "when I want to feel emo" look lol

 

 

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...sounds like someone is insecure about their manliness...

 

there's nothing wrong with being unable to grow a beard, nor do stereotypes about what women supposedly like have any merit in this respect.

 

Sometimes I wish I couldn't grow a beard tbh, shaving is a hassle and so is grooming it if you let it grow out.

49 minutes ago, SolarNova said:

I dunno, there are some real soyboy snowflakes out there who have grown a beard ..maybe to try look more manly, Neil 'Cuckman' for example.

dunno, you seem a lot more concerned with how manly other people look...

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2 minutes ago, Sauron said:

grooming it if you let it grow out

You groom yours? Shit I just let it do what it wants. I only trim it if I cut my hair. Though I do wash it about daily. 

I just want to sit back and watch the world burn. 

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Just now, Donut417 said:

You groom yours? Shit I just let it do what it wants.

If I don't parts of it grow up to my eyes :/

Don't ask to ask, just ask... please 🤨

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Just now, Sauron said:

If I don't parts of it grow up to my eyes :/

Glad I dont have that issue. 

I just want to sit back and watch the world burn. 

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The neckbeard is strong in this thread.

 

A beard doesn't make you manly, at all.

It ages you.

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10 hours ago, c00face said:

Yes... yes it does. Any female that says otherwise, will 9 out of 10 choose a man with a beard to go out on a date with. How do I know this? Call it beard-instincts. My inner beard senses lets me in-the-know of things.

 

If you feel less of a man because you don't or can't grow a beard? You should feel that way. But worry not! Anyone can grow a full beard in 2020, simply applying minoxidil 5% solution for an entire 6 months. Yes, that's right... baby smooth cheeks can have his beard in the year 2020.

 

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Let me guess: you grew a beard before having a beard was cool?

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I'm Asian... we can't actually grow bushy beards.

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14 minutes ago, TetraSky said:

The neckbeard is strong in this thread.

 

A beard doesn't make you manly, at all.

It ages you.

 

Im just glad that my beard chose me as its mantle

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This thread is...something lol

Personally I don't really care if a man has a beard or not, its their body they should be able to shave or not shave if they want I don't really have a say in it.

I usually do prefer a smooth face tho.

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No beard, no reason to hide a strong jawline. I do rock a thicc stache though. 

"And I'll be damned if I let myself trip from a lesser man's ledge"

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4 minutes ago, Velcade said:

thicc stache though. 

Tom Selleck thick? His stash is like the GOLD standard. 

I just want to sit back and watch the world burn. 

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