Corrupt a Wish game

[Eduard the weeb]

1 hour ago, Drak3 said:

Granted, but every 1000, you spin the wheel from Wheel of Fortune and pay that amount to the members that gave you those points.

I see @tjcater has become a rich man

 

[Railgun]

10 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Granted, but every other chair you sit on will feel like you're sitting on jagged obsidian.

 

I wish for a perfectly smooth obsidian ring that could never shatter or cut.

Granted, but it doesn't fit you or your partner

 

I wish the cracks on my phone screen would somehow disappear

[Eduard the weeb]

12 minutes ago, Railgun said:

Granted, but it doesn't fit you or your partner

 

I wish the cracks on my phone screen would somehow disappear

granted but theres 4 dead pixels in the top 4 that will always piss you off

 

I wish to have my perfect smart phone that is unlossable undamageable and will always work

[Drak3]

12 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but theres 4 dead pixels in the top 4 that will always piss you off

 

I wish to have my perfect smart phone that is unlossable undamageable and will always work

Granted, but it requires a blood sacrifice every 12 hours.

 

I wish you saw that coming.

[Docretier]

1 hour ago, Drak3 said:

Granted, but it requires a blood sacrifice every 12 hours.

 

I wish you saw that coming.

Granted, but that's exactly what he wanted because he's into that

 

I wish I was irresistibly attractive

[Drak3]

1 minute ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but that's exactly what he wanted because he's into that

 

I wish I was irresistibly attractive

Granted, you are now chocolate.

 

I wish that it would rain white chocolate every once in a while.

[ARikozuM]

10 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Granted, you are now chocolate.

 

I wish that it would rain white chocolate every once in a while.

Granted, but it rains [with] almonds the size of footballs with no way to dodge them. 

 

I wish Global Pet Expo was a week long. 

[Docretier]

1 hour ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but it rains [with] almonds the size of footballs with no way to dodge them. 

 

I wish Global Pet Expo was a week long. 

Granted, but all the pets are now trashbags with google eyes

 

i wish for telekinesis 

[Drak3]

1 minute ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but all the pets are now trashbags with google eyes

 

i wish for telekinesis 

Granted, but only I get it.

 

I wish for more VR games.

[Docretier]

Just now, Drak3 said:

Granted, but only I get it.

 

I wish for more VR games.

Granted, but VR means very rubbish, so you get a bunch of really bad games 

 

i wish i was a better writer and that my stories were better

[Drak3]

1 minute ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but VR means very rubbish, so you get a bunch of really bad games 

 

i wish i was a better writer and that my stories were better

Granted, but no one will care until you're dead.

 

I wish for Edward's perfect smartphone to turn into a little kitty, still requiring the sacrifices though.

[ARikozuM]

2 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but VR means very rubbish, so you get a bunch of really bad games 

 

i wish i was a better writer and that my stories were better

Granted, you now have the skills of a porn producer. 

 

I wish my dogs would eat less. 

[Docretier]

2 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, you now have the skills of a porn producer. 

 

I wish my dogs would eat less. 

Granted, they eat the same amount of food, but now they will eat the word ‘less’ if it is written on a piece of paper and they find it

 

i wish that I had the ability to make perfectly cubed balloons

 

[TheRandomness]

Just now, Docretier said:

Granted, they eat the same amount of food, but now they will eat the word ‘less’ if it is written on a piece of paper and they find it

 

i wish that I had the ability to make perfectly cubed balloons

 

Granted, but they immediately return to your regular balloon shape.

I wish that I could fully show off my degeneracy.

[ARikozuM]

1 minute ago, TheRandomness said:

I wish that I could fully show off my degeneracy.

Granted, but you've disappointed your parents since your degeneracy only consists of dildo-bombing Madison Square Garden. 

[Docretier]

2 minutes ago, TheRandomness said:

Granted, but they immediately return to your regular balloon shape.

I wish that I could fully show off my degeneracy.

Granted, but everyone is both amazed and disgusted with what they see

 

i wish I knew how to overclock my phone  without it breaking 

[TheRandomness]

3 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but everyone is both amazed and disgusted with what they see

 

i wish I knew how to overclock my phone  without it breaking 

(They would be already)
Granted, but your phone doesn't break, it bricks.

[ARikozuM]

1 minute ago, Docretier said:

i wish I knew how to overclock my phone  without it breaking 

Granted, but your phone adds 13 seconds for every true minute that passes by, except on leap years where it'll subtract 73 hours. 

 

I wish @SansVarnic would change the message at the top to:

Quote

Wishes and Cleanliness

 

Corruptions and Godliness

 

[SansVarnic]

27 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

I wish @SansVarnic would change the message at the top to:

 

Granted, but lasted only 5minutes before changing back.

 

Wishing for a 10oz well tenderized Medium sirloin right about now.

[Drak3]

Just now, SansVarnic said:

Granted, but lasted only 5minutes before changing back.

 

Wishing for a 10oz well tenderized Medium sirloin right about now.

Granted, but instead of getting to eat it, you just get repeatedly smacked for ruining perfectly good steak.

 

I wish for a steak cooked to perfection (Rare or medium rare, depending on cut and seasoning).

[Zodiark1593]

1 hour ago, Drak3 said:

Granted, but instead of getting to eat it, you just get repeatedly smacked for ruining perfectly good steak.

 

I wish for a steak cooked to perfection (Rare or medium rare, depending on cut and seasoning).

Granted, but I get to eat the rare steak in front of you. 

 

I wish for California to get more rain.

[ARikozuM]

5 minutes ago, Zodiark1593 said:

Granted, but I get to eat the rare steak in front of you. 

 

I wish for California to get more rain.

Granted, but ents start to grow and Californians can’t fight back due to the sheer intensity of SJW’s living in the state.

 

I wish people would stop freaking out when the weather gets cold.

[Docretier]

7 hours ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but ents start to grow and Californians can’t fight back due to the sheer intensity of SJW’s living in the state.

 

I wish people would stop freaking out when the weather gets cold.

Granted, but winter becomes its own temporary iceage where the entire eart freezes over.

 

i wish for the worlds most amazing bowl of popcorn 

[JcGross]

23 hours ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but winter becomes its own temporary iceage where the entire eart freezes over.

 

i wish for the worlds most amazing bowl of popcorn 

Granted, but you're allergic to it.

 

I wish I was better at soldering.

[wasab]

1 hour ago, JcGross said:

Granted, but you're allergic to it.

 

I wish I was better at soldering.

Granted but you’re so good that god of soldering becomes so offended and cut off your hands so you can never solder again.

 

i wish my wish is incorruptible.