Corrupt a Wish game

[Tcrumpen]

Just now, Ashiella said:

Banned for not wishing

Banned for ninjaring this thread

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Ashiella said:

Banned for not wishing

Banned for being a hypocrite

 

 I wish for a 90 in all my classes and a 4.0 gpa

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, Energycore said:

I wish you'd talk to me

same

[Energycore]

Just now, Eduard the weeb said:

Banned for being a hypocrite

 

 I wish for a 90 in all my classes and a 4.0 gpa

Banned for thinking good grades matter

 

Alternatively, sure but you can't get into any jobs because you're "overqualified"

[Ashiella]

Just now, Energycore said:

Banned for thinking good grades matter

 

Alternatively, sure but you can't get into any jobs because you're "overqualified"

That lower bit actually is happening to my mom atm.

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Ashiella said:

That lower bit actually is happening to my mom atm.

Oh that sucks

[Energycore]

4 minutes ago, Ashiella said:

That lower bit actually is happening to my mom atm.

Fucking asshole companies :c

[Eduard the weeb]

I want a energica ego

 

[Energycore]

Just now, Eduard the weeb said:

I want a energica ego

 

Sure but it's a 1:100 scale model.

 

I wish to be a dota pro player

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Energycore said:

Sure but it's a 1:100 scale model.

 

I wish to be a dota pro player

Granted but dota dies out

 

I wish to have a BMI of 18% body fat

[Energycore]

Just now, Eduard the weeb said:

Granted but dota dies out

 

I wish to have a BMI of 18% body fat

It's already dead if you ask some people!

 

What's a BMI lol.

Granted but uhhhh... you become a bird and can't talk or type anymore

[Rupe]

5 minutes ago, Energycore said:

It's already dead if you ask some people!

 

What's a BMI lol.

Granted but uhhhh... you become a bird and can't talk or type anymore

Granted with no caveat.... but you didn't make a wish, mwhahaha

I wish for an infinite supply of donuts

[Eduard the weeb]

6 minutes ago, Energycore said:

It's already dead if you ask some people!

 

What's a BMI lol.

Granted but uhhhh... you become a bird and can't talk or type anymore

*Pecks keyboard furiously*

 

Body mass index

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Rupe said:

Granted with no caveat.... but you didn't make a wish, mwhahaha

I wish for an infinite supply of donuts

Granted but you get you have to become gluten free and vegan to live

 

I want Lightroom and Premier Pro free the rest of my life

[Docretier]

2 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

Granted but you get you have to become gluten free and vegan to live

 

I want Lightroom and Premier Pro free the rest of my life

Granted, but it’s a cracked version that’s always a few releases behind 

 

i wish i could breathe underwater and on land

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but it’s a cracked version that’s always a few releases behind 

 

i wish i could breathe underwater and on land

Granted but you now live in space

 

Wish I could eat what ever I want with no health repercussions 

[Eduard the weeb]

2 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but it’s a cracked version that’s always a few releases behind 

 

i wish i could breathe underwater and on land

Granted but you now live in space

 

Wish I could eat what ever I want with no health repercussions 

[Docretier]

5 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

Granted but you now live in space

 

Wish I could eat what ever I want with no health repercussions 

Granted, but you have an army of people trying to capture you to learn how to get that for themselves 

 

i wish I could make people do what I want by thinking what I want them to do 

 

(on a side note, this is why I love everyone on this forum. Even the staff is really nice and plays along. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.)

[DildorTheDecent]

Just now, Docretier said:

Granted, but you have an army of people trying to capture you to learn how to get that for themselves 

 

i wish I could make people do what I want by thinking what I want them to do 

 

(on a side note, this is why I love everyone on this forum. Even the staff is really nice and plays along. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.)

Granted but you must stomp a puppy to death first.

 

I wish for terabytes upon terabytes of po...I mean memes...yeah memes would do.

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but you have an army of people trying to capture you to learn how to get that for themselves 

 

i wish I could make people do what I want by thinking what I want them to do 

 

(on a side note, this is why I love everyone on this forum. Even the staff is really nice and plays along. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.)

No problemo hide and seek universe level sounds fun

 

Granted but to user will be aware of this meddling 

 

I wish I could have a pilots license for all current aircraft 

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, DildorTheDecent said:

Granted but you must stomp a puppy to death first.

 

I wish for terabytes upon terabytes of po...I mean memes...yeah memes would do.

granted you can have both, but your parents will now every naughty deed you commit lol

 

I wish for the ability to change how I look like at will with no restrictions

[Tog Driver]

19 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted you can have both, but your parents will now every naughty deed you commit lol

 

I wish for the ability to change how I look like at will with no restrictions

Granted, but other people can also choose how you look.

 

I wish I had a brick phone.

[Docretier]

45 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, but other people can also choose how you look.

 

I wish I had a brick phone.

Granted, but it’s a literally brick that’s sculpted to look like the old brick phones

 

i wish I had a war pony mounted with machine guns that never jam and she runs as fast as sonic while firing rounds into the sunset

[Tog Driver]

4 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but it’s a literally brick that’s sculpted to look like the old brick phones

 

i wish I had a war pony mounted with machine guns that never jam and she runs as fast as sonic while firing rounds into the sunset

That phone brick sounds amazing!

 

granted but the gun mounts need to be tightened every 3.4 seconds.

 

I wish I had a barrel full of building bricks, no way that could go wrong. 

[Crunchy Dragon]

Just now, TheClueLessMajority said:

That phone brick sounds amazing!

 

granted but the gun mounts need to be tightened every 3.4 seconds.

 

I wish I had a barrel full of building bricks, no way that could go wrong. 

Granted, but the bricks are in such a bad condition, they have no use at all.

 

I wish I could be better at Fortnite...