Corrupt a Wish game

[The Tan Stallion]

16 hours ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but we only do so with H. P. Lovecraft humor. 

 

I wish I could remember where I parked my shoggoth. 

Granted but only with anterograde amnesia.

I wish my wish won't be granted

[Drak3]

1 minute ago, The Tan Stallion said:

Granted but only with anterograde amnesia.

I wish my wish won't be granted

Granted. It's denied in an alternate universe.

 

I wish that I get a 7980XE as an xmas present this year.

[The Tan Stallion]

1 minute ago, Drak3 said:

Granted. It's denied in an alternate universe.

 

I wish that I get a 7980XE as an xmas present this year.

granted but only with no motherboard or any other devices for it to work with

i wish my wish would always be granted with no buts or ifs or anything else

[Drak3]

1 minute ago, The Tan Stallion said:

granted but only with no motherboard or any other devices for it to work with

That's fine. I can buy the rest later.

 

1 minute ago, The Tan Stallion said:

i wish my wish would always be granted with no buts or ifs or anything else

Granted.

 

 

The Rascal Flatts' song, My Wish, is granted. They're very grateful to you.

 

I wish upon a star, for a brand new car.

[The Tan Stallion]

21 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

I wish upon a star, for a brand new car.

Granted but it gets impounded a day after

i wish race car beds were a thing

[ARikozuM]

6 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

I wish upon a star, for a brand new car.

Granted, you're the owner of a BRAND NEW zero-mile Ford Pinto!

 

I wish @Drak3 would stop peeing on everything. 

[The Tan Stallion]

1 hour ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, you're the owner of a BRAND NEW zero-mile Ford Pinto!

 

I wish @Drak3 would stop peeing on everything. 

Granted but he starts shaming you with his comments right away

i wish hermione would cheat on Ron

[Docretier]

18 hours ago, The Tan Stallion said:

Granted but he starts shaming you with his comments right away

i wish hermione would cheat on Ron

Granted, but she cheats on Ron with a clone of Ron that is “built for her needs”

 

i wish for an ambulance truck, that way people let me by in traffic

[Coaxialgamer]

5 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but she cheats on Ron with a clone of Ron that is “built for her needs”

 

i wish for an ambulance truck, that way people let me by in traffic

granted but you can never activate the siren .

 

I wish to only get good ideas

[Docretier]

Just now, Coaxialgamer said:

granted but you can never activate the siren .

 

I wish to only get good ideas

Granted, but you can never use those ideas, only the bad ideas.

 

i wish I could think things into existence and whatever I think up would obey my every command 

[Coaxialgamer]

Just now, Docretier said:

Granted, but you can never use those ideas, only the bad ideas.

 

i wish I could think things into existence and whatever I think up would obey my every command 

Granted , but those things can appear anywhere in the universe , and you have no way of knowing where they appear.

 

I wish for a linus and luke fanfiction

[Ashiella]

2 minutes ago, Coaxialgamer said:

Granted , but those things can appear anywhere in the universe , and you have no way of knowing where they appear.

 

I wish for a linus and luke fanfiction

Granted, but the canadian government confiscates it.

 

i wish for a 1080ti

[Docretier]

1 minute ago, Coaxialgamer said:

Granted , but those things can appear anywhere in the universe , and you have no way of knowing where they appear.

 

I wish for a linus and luke fanfiction

But I could think of something that can teleport to me no matter where it is

 

anyway, granted! But it’s some random guy named Linus and some random guy named Luke. Not from LTT

 

i wish for infinite power

[Docretier]

2 minutes ago, Ashiella said:

Granted, but the canadian government confiscates it.

 

i wish for a 1080ti

Granted, but the only video it can show is through different shades of green

 

i wish for $20

Edited March 26, 2018 by Docretier

[Ashiella]

4 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but the only video it can show is through different shades of green

 

i wish for $20

Granted, but its fake.

 

I wish for a non-gimped am4 motherboard.

[Ashiella]

6 minutes ago, Docretier said:

But I could think of something that can teleport to me no matter where it is

 

anyway, granted! But it’s some random guy named Linus and some random guy named Luke. Not from LTT

 

i wish for infinite power

Granted, but its imaginary. I wish for an 1800x

[grimreeper132]

Just now, Ashiella said:

Granted, but its imaginary. I wish for an 1800x

Granted, but 7 of it's 8 cores don't work

 

I wish for a better phone

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Ashiella said:

Granted, but its imaginary. I wish for an 1800x

granted but must always be underclocked to 1.7 ghz

 

I want Imagine dragons to change there name to Imagine Wagons

[Docretier]

2 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but must always be underclocked to 1.7 ghz

 

I want Imagine dragons to change there name to Imagine Wagons

Granted, they now only sing western songs 

 

i wish for a tasty steak

[Docretier]

3 minutes ago, grimreeper132 said:

Granted, but 7 of it's 8 cores don't work

 

I wish for a better phone

Granted, it’s an original Nokia 3310 and is indestructible. 

 

I wish for a wrecking ball made of a giant Nokia 3310

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, Docretier said:

Granted, it’s an original Nokia 3310 and is indestructible. 

 

I wish for a wrecking ball made of a giant Nokia 3310

granted but to use it you have to make a liter of blood sacrifice

 

I wish for unlimited Fanta Zero

[Ashiella]

Just now, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but to use it you have to make a liter of blood sacrifice

 

I wish for unlimited Fanta Zero

Granted but it makes you fat

 

i wish eduard could spell

[Sauron]

2 minutes ago, Ashiella said:

Granted but it makes you fat

 

i wish eduard could spell

Granted, but he only writes insults directed at your mom.

 

I wish I had a 64 core dual Epyc server

[Eduard the weeb]

2 minutes ago, Ashiella said:

Granted but it makes you fat

 

i wish eduard could spell

granted but I refuse to spell good anyway

 

I wish Ashiella didn't find it funny ignoring me

[Ashiella]

4 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but I refuse to spell good anyway

 

I wish Ashiella didn't find it funny ignoring me

Granted, but i block you instead.

 

I wish I was a mod @PCGuy_5960 @Energycore