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Clean Wishes and Corruptions

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On 7/17/2022 at 7:53 PM, BionicSeaSerpent said:

Granted, but its a turd sandwich 

i wish School would be over

Granted but you are perpetually stuck reliving the last day of school. 

I wish my motherboard didn't die... 

Be sure to @Pickles von Brine if you want me to see your reply!

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6 minutes ago, Pickles von Brine said:

Granted but you are perpetually stuck reliving the last day of school. 

I wish my motherboard didn't die... 

Granted, but its broken so your ram runs at Half Speed

i wish good AMD laptops were not expensive

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26 minutes ago, BionicSeaSerpent said:

Granted, but its broken so your ram runs at Half Speed

i wish good AMD laptops were not expensive

I was looking for an undead motherboard tie in myself.  That’s how the original monkeys paw story goes.  Granted.  Good AMD laptops aren’t expensive.  Good by 2014 standards anyway.  A $250 laptop is AMAZINGLY powerful!  A whole 4 gb of memory!  It’s insane!  Of course everything else is still faster…

 

I wish my cat didn’t make my arm sweat when she sits in it.

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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20 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

I was looking for an undead motherboard tie in myself.  That’s how the original monkeys paw story goes.  Granted.  Good AMD laptops aren’t expensive.  Good by 2014 standards anyway.  A $250 laptop is AMAZINGLY powerful!  A whole 4 gb of memory!  It’s insane!  Of course everything else is still faster…

 

I wish my cat didn’t make my arm sweat when she sits in it.

granted, but you realise its not sweat 

i wish for nothing

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9 hours ago, BionicSeaSerpent said:

i wish for nothing

Granted, except you turn your whole neighbourhood into nothing\

 

I wish to know what my wish is.

"A high ideal missed by a little, is far better than low ideal that is achievable, yet far less effective"

 

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2 hours ago, J-from-Nucleon said:

Granted, except you turn your whole neighbourhood into nothing\

 

I wish to know what my wish is.

nothings changed,

Granted, but nothing happens

i wish i wasn't always clueless on what to type here

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13 hours ago, BionicSeaSerpent said:

nothings changed,

Granted, but nothing happens

i wish i wasn't always clueless on what to type here

Granted, but each time you move, speak or even breath you make farting noises. The wet, nasty kind. 

I wish I could fly. 

Be sure to @Pickles von Brine if you want me to see your reply!

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4 minutes ago, Pickles von Brine said:

Granted, but each time you move, speak or even breath you make farting noises. The wet, nasty kind. 

I wish I could fly. 

granted, but if you don't land after 30 seconds you fall to your death. and you don't know that 

i wish my humor wasn't broken

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On 7/20/2022 at 9:42 PM, BionicSeaSerpent said:

granted, but if you don't land after 30 seconds you fall to your death. and you don't know that 

i wish my humor wasn't broken

Nice try Amy Schumer, but not today.

 

 

j/k Granted, but now the sound of laughter gives you diarrhea.

I wish Pokemon were real.

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44 minutes ago, Dr_Whom said:

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted except Arceus decided your are not worthy to have any Pokémon and you are stuck Pokémon-less world in a world where Pokémon mean everything…

That sounds like the beginning of many a shounen manga...

 

I wish that Pokemon were real, I was able to train Pokémon and I become the Pokémon champion and stay that way until 12 years some Nefarious group decides to tame some legendary and upon defeating them, I ascend to become the greatest trainer ever and my (10y) son who was on his journey across the region and helped me bring down the nefarious group is now regional champion.

"A high ideal missed by a little, is far better than low ideal that is achievable, yet far less effective"

 

If you think I'm wrong, correct me. If I've offended you in some way tell me what it is and how I can correct it. I want to learn, and along the way one can make mistakes; Being wrong helps you learn what's right.

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14 minutes ago, J-from-Nucleon said:

Granted except Arceus decided your are not worthy to have any Pokémon and you are stuck Pokémon-less world in a world where Pokémon mean everything…

That sounds like the beginning of many a shounen manga...

 

I wish that Pokemon were real, I was able to train Pokémon and I become the Pokémon champion and stay that way until 12 years some Nefarious group decides to tame some legendary and upon defeating them, I ascend to become the greatest trainer ever and my (10y) son who was on his journey across the region and helped me bring down the nefarious group is now regional champion.

Granted, but then Misty cheats on you with Brock.

 

I wish Big Chungus got released on PS4.

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On 7/29/2022 at 8:43 PM, SteveGrabowski0 said:

Granted, but then Misty cheats on you with Brock.

 

I wish Big Chungus got released on PS4.

Granted but it's actually more of a middle chungus that big chungus

 

I wish Roland made an actual reissue of the Jupiter 8.

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