Corrupt a Wish game

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but its your least favorite food

 

I wish for a good grade on my Evolution and Natural selection test

Granted, but you fail everything else.

 

I wish my mouse's battery charge lasted 10 years.

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, Densetsu said:

Granted, but you fail everything else.

 

I wish my mouse's battery charge lasted 10 years.

granted but it takes 20 years to charge

 

I wish my acne went away

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but it takes 20 years to charge

 

I wish my acne went away

Granted, but so does all of your testosterone.

 

I wish for my desk to be self-organizing.

[Docretier]

2 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but it takes 20 years to charge

 

I wish my acne went away

Granted, it pops off your face and grows legs. It then gathers an army of other people’s acne and attacks people. You are held accountable for this uprising and arrested 

 

i wish for for a gold fish

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, Densetsu said:

Granted, but so does all of your testosterone.

 

I wish for my desk to be self-organizing.

if you ask @Ashiella it's already gone 

 

granted but you desk grows to be 20 feet high up 

 

I wish I was better at Premier pro and Lightroom

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Docretier said:

Granted, it pops off your face and grows legs. It then gathers an army of other people’s acne and attacks people. You are held accountable for this uprising and arrested 

 

i wish for for a gold fish

granted but people hunt you down for the finest of gold, goldfish

 

I wish I had coffee that kept me up for 3 days

[Ashiella]

3 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

if you ask @Ashiella it's already gone 

 

granted but you desk grows to be 20 feet high up 

 

I wish I was better at Premier pro and Lightroom

Granted, but youre me.

 

i wish eduard was smart

[Eduard the weeb]

4 minutes ago, Ashiella said:

Granted, but youre me.

 

i wish eduard was smart

Granted I am smart, But I surpass you in knowledge 

 

I wish I had another doggo

[ARikozuM]

2 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

Granted I am smart, But I surpass you in knowledge 

 

I wish I had another doggo

Granted, you're the proud owner of a dogoo man. (Search "dogoo man" from Neptunia)

 

I wish y'all could stop being mean to each other. 

[Ashiella]

2 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, you're the proud owner of a dogoo man. (Search "dogoo man" from Neptunia)

 

I wish y'all could stop being mean to each other. 

Granted, but you never get to post before @PCGuy_5960 about free pc games ever again.

[Eduard the weeb]

2 minutes ago, Ashiella said:

Granted, but you never get to post before @PCGuy_5960 about free pc games ever again.

banned for not including a wish

 

I wish I had flight like superman

[Ashiella]

Just now, Eduard the weeb said:

banned for not including a wish

 

I wish I had flight like superman

Banned for assuming I needed a wish.

 

Granted, but you lose half your iq points.

 

i wish for a nerf gun

[WkdPaul]

1 minute ago, Eduard the weeb said:

banned for not including a wish

 

I wish I had flight like superman

Granted, but it comes with Acrophobia.

 

I wish I had my new PC case already!

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Ashiella said:

Banned for assuming I needed a wish.

 

Granted, but you lose half your iq points.

 

i wish for a nerf gun

granted but for anyone you hit you endure the same damage an eye for an eye if you will

 

I wish I had a never expiring license for everything and profound knowledge and skill in anything vehicle I touch

[Starelementpoke]

1 minute ago, wkdpaul said:

Granted, but it comes with Acrophobia.

 

I wish I had my new PC case already!

Granted, but it arrives broken in half and you aren't given a replacement. 

 

I wish all these damned kids would get off my lawn >:l

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, wkdpaul said:

Granted, but it comes with Acrophobia.

 

I wish I had my new PC case already!

granted but your pc won't post after you put everything in there

 

I wish for good eye sight without glasses

[Eduard the weeb]

6 minutes ago, Starelementpoke said:

Granted, but it arrives broken in half and you aren't given a replacement. 

 

I wish all these damned kids would get off my lawn >:l

granted but now teens get on your lawn

 

I wish people would quit posting topics IN ALL CAPS

[Ashiella]

6 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but your pc won't post after you put everything in there

 

I wish for good eye sight without glasses

Granted but youre actually just blind.

 

i wish for eduard to be deaf

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Ashiella said:

Granted but youre actually just blind.

 

i wish for eduard to be deaf

granted, but I can read lips with 100% accuracy 

 

I wish I could read minds

[ARikozuM]

12 minutes ago, wkdpaul said:

Granted, but it comes with Acrophobia.

 

I wish I had my new PC case already!

Granted, but you drove to Russian customs to retrieve it. 

[Eduard the weeb]

3 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you drove to Russian customs to retrieve it. 

banned for being another no-wish

 

I wish I found the rumored 232 spitfires in Queensland Australia  

[ARikozuM]

Just now, Eduard the weeb said:

banned for being another no-wish

 

I wish I found the rumored 232 spitfires in Queensland Australia  

Granted, but they've transformed into fire bombs. 

[cluelessgenius]

12 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted, but I can read lips with 100% accuracy 

 

I wish I could read minds

Granted. But you discover everyone thinks youre a dickhead and noone loves you

 

I wish for the whole world to act under unified functioning communism 

[Eduard the weeb]

1 minute ago, cluelessgenius said:

Granted. But you discover everyone thinks youre a dickhead and noone loves you

 

I wish for the whole world to act under unified functioning communism 

granted but Lenin, and Karl Marx aren't in charge

 

I wish there would be less normies and people would actually be unique 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but Lenin, and Karl Marx aren't in charge

 

I wish there would be less normies and people would actually be unique 

Granted, but the world order collapses.

I wish for a box of donuts.