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6 minutes ago, Ashiella said:

Granted, but i block you instead.

 

I wish I was a mod @PCGuy_5960 @Energycore

granted but everyone else gets admin

 

I wish was 16 so I could enter @Densetsu's giveaway

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Just now, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but everyone else gets admin

 

I wish was 16 so I could enter @Densetsu's giveaway

Granted, but you're married to @Ashiella and she keeps you chained to a radiator.

I wish for nothing, endlessly.

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1 minute ago, Densetsu said:

Granted, but you're married to @Ashiella and she keeps you chained to a radiator.

I wish for nothing, endlessly.

granted but @TheClueLessMajority has to live with you

 

I wish for teleportation powers

 

Ex frequent user here, still check in here occasionally. I stopped being a weeb in 2018 lol

 

For a reply please quote or  @Eduard the weeb me :D

 

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7 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but @TheClueLessMajority has to live with you

 

I wish for teleportation powers

 

Granted, but they only take you back to the radiator.

I wish for Albert Einstein to teach me Calculus.

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9 minutes ago, tjcater said:

Granted, but they only take you back to the radiator.

I wish for Albert Einstein to teach me Calculus.

granted but you have to teach him everything he learned again first

 

I wish for a 99 on all my finals and EOCT

Ex frequent user here, still check in here occasionally. I stopped being a weeb in 2018 lol

 

For a reply please quote or  @Eduard the weeb me :D

 

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40 minutes ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but you have to teach him everything he learned again first

 

I wish for a 99 on all my finals and EOCT

Granted, but they raised the scale to 200 instead of 100.

 

I wish for a Brand New Ford Pinto.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

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If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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43 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

I wish for a Brand New Ford Pinto.

Granted, but its just a pinto bean with a ford user manual

 

I wish to scuba dive on earth in the current universe

The only reason I'm here is that I have homework that I don't want to do

 

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1 minute ago, Bigbootyjudy said:

Granted, but its just a pinto bean with a ford user manual

 

I wish to scuba dive on earth in the current universe

Granted, but your tank is faulty and you suffocate before reaching the surface

 

i wish for a single blackberry, I’m hungry

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1 minute ago, Bigbootyjudy said:

Granted, but its just a pinto bean with a ford user manual

 

I wish to scuba dive on earth in the current universe

Oh, still cool,

 

Granted, but you go a bit to deep for the Scuba suit you are wearing. . .

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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Just now, Docretier said:

Granted, but your tank is faulty and you suffocate before reaching the surface

 

i wish for a single blackberry, I’m hungry

Granted, you get a Blackberry Phone.

 

I wish I would remember to put wishes here.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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28 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, you get a Blackberry Phone.

 

I wish I would remember to put wishes here.

Granted but you forgot to click the post button.

 

I wish I am a ninja master.

Sudo make me a sandwich 

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3 minutes ago, wasab said:

Granted but you forgot to click the post button.

 

I wish I am a ninja master.

Granted, But everyone knows you are one, so you can't do anything because they would know it's you.

 

I wish for a small cube of aluminium.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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10 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, But everyone knows you are one, so you can't do anything because they would know it's you.

 

I wish for a small cube of aluminium.

Granted but its brittle as corroded metal, it turns to sand as soon as you touch it

I wish this earth was real

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9 minutes ago, The Tan Stallion said:

Granted but its brittle as corroded metal, it turns to sand as soon as you touch it

I wish this earth was real

Granted but the Moon isn't

 

I wish the earth was inverted: we live on the inside of a sphere and can look at the people on the other side in the sky.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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1 minute ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

I wish the earth was inverted: we live on the inside of a sphere and can look at the people on the other side in the sky.

Granted but the earth starts rotating 500x fast and all you can do is puke.

i wish race beds were a thing

 

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Quote or tag me( @The Tan Stallion) 

artificiosam hyperboreis

Buy whatever product is best for you, not what product is "best" for the market.

 

And most importantly :

Si non suus dexteram sinistram Aliquam.

 If something's not going right, please try left. 

 

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3 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted but the Moon isn't

 

I wish the earth was inverted: we live on the inside of a sphere and can look at the people on the other side in the sky.

Granted, but as the sun would not be able to reach the inside human beings have no use for eyes anymore.  they have been replaced with penis's

 

I wish for a time machine to go back and take hostages at fox so they agree to un-cancel firefly.

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5 minutes ago, derr12 said:

Granted, but as the sun would not be able to reach the inside human beings have no use for eyes anymore.  they have been replaced with penis's

 

I wish for a time machine to go back and take hostages at fox so they agree to un-cancel firefly.

Granted, they sell the IP to Stephanie Meyer.

 

I wish Twilight never existed.

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

Pyo.

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Just now, Drak3 said:

Granted, they sell the IP to Stephanie Meyer.

 

I wish Twilight never existed.

Granted, now it goes instantly dark when the sun is under the horizon.

 

I wish people weren't gutter-minded

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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2 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, now it goes instantly dark when the sun is under the horizon.

 

I wish people weren't gutter-minded

Granted but now all that you can think about is gutters

i wish they wouldn't seize the cocaine

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Quote or tag me( @The Tan Stallion) 

artificiosam hyperboreis

Buy whatever product is best for you, not what product is "best" for the market.

 

And most importantly :

Si non suus dexteram sinistram Aliquam.

 If something's not going right, please try left. 

 

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Just now, The Tan Stallion said:

Granted but now all that you can think about is gutters

i wish people would start living in mars

Granted, but the earth will explode.

 

I wish all people would stop being idiots.

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1 minute ago, The Tan Stallion said:

Granted but now all that you can think about is gutters

i wish people would start living in mars

Granted, but it's a bunch of houses made from Mars bars.

4 minutes ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

Granted, now it goes instantly dark when the sun is under the horizon.

 

I wish people weren't gutter-minded

How about no.

 

I wish polygamy wasn't illegal and/or socially forbidden in the US.

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

Pyo.

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2 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Granted, but it's a bunch of houses made from Mars bars.

How about no.

 

I wish polygamy wasn't illegal and/or socially forbidden in the US.

Granted, but all your wives divorce you and you have to give up 7/8 of everything you have.

 

I wish I for a pile of sand.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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3 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Granted, but it's a bunch of houses made from Mars bars.

How about no.

 

I wish polygamy wasn't illegal and/or socially forbidden in the US.

Granted but now every woman has a penis

I wish Trump would wear a clown costume and ride around in small tricycle around the white house

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Quote or tag me( @The Tan Stallion) 

artificiosam hyperboreis

Buy whatever product is best for you, not what product is "best" for the market.

 

And most importantly :

Si non suus dexteram sinistram Aliquam.

 If something's not going right, please try left. 

 

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1 minute ago, TheClueLessMajority said:

I wish I for a pile of sand.

Granted but it turns rock hard as soon as you touch it

i wish for intel core i20 to be made i would get the first product

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Quote or tag me( @The Tan Stallion) 

artificiosam hyperboreis

Buy whatever product is best for you, not what product is "best" for the market.

 

And most importantly :

Si non suus dexteram sinistram Aliquam.

 If something's not going right, please try left. 

 

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1 minute ago, The Tan Stallion said:

Granted but it turns rock hard as soon as you touch it

i wish for a core i20

Granted, but it gets run over on Interstate 20.

 

I wish I had the high ground.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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