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ARikozuM

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About ARikozuM

  • Title
    Looking for waifu, please apply. Must like schnauzers.
  • Birthday Dec 30, 1990

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male

System

  • CPU
    Intel 8700K
  • Motherboard
    ASRock Z370 Extreme4
  • RAM
    G.Skill Trident Z RGB 2x8GB 3200/14
  • GPU
    EVGA 1080 FTW2 iCX
  • Case
    Fractal Design R5 Black w/ Window
  • Storage
    Samsung 960 EVO 500GB M.2 (OS), Samsung 850 EVO 500GB (Skyrim and Fallout 4, seriously), Western Digital Blue 2TB (Storage), Western Digital Black 3TB (Gaming)
  • PSU
    EVGA SuperNOVA P2 750W with CableMod Blue/Black Pro Series
  • Display(s)
    3x LG 22MP55 (L/C/R), 1x Dell S2240T Touchscreen (Top)
  • Cooling
    be quiet! Pure Rock
  • Keyboard
    Logitech G910
  • Mouse
    Logitech G502 Proteus Core
  • Sound
    Logitech Z506 5.1 Surround
  • Operating System
    Primary: Windows 10 Pro 64-bit (128-bit wasn't available), Linux Mint Serena (MATE), Linux Elementary
  • Phone
    iPhone SE 64GB
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  1. Her: I'm going to destroy you before the night is over. 

    Me: Oooh... pleeeease do!

    Also me: Did you really get me out of the HQ with an airstrike?!

     

    🤣

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    2. Grumpy Old Man

      Grumpy Old Man

      1 hour ago, CalintzJerevinan said:

      go "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT"

       

    3. ARikozuM
    4. CalintzJerevinan

      CalintzJerevinan

      1 minute ago, ARikozuM said:

      [wet fart noises]

       

  2. Me: [minding my own business and rearranging the store shelves]

    Pandora Radio: I'mma play a song about getting cucked. 

    Coworkers: [all left 5 minutes ago]

    Me: That's oddly appropriate, yet not... 

  3.  

    The comments on this video... 

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Cloud: That i5 is bottlenecking your GTX 3080. 

      Chocobo Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin' 'bout Tifa? 

  4. Twitch horror stream just became Twitch food controversy stream. #Peanutbutter #TeamCrunchy

  5. The lady who owns the local cat rescue has a husband...

    The husband's name is Felix... 

     

    Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      1 hour ago, Grumpy Old Man said:

      Trade that car for ammo !!!

      Hi! I'd like to trade my 99 Celica convertible for umm... a 50rd box of 9mm. Thanks!

    3. CalintzJerevinan

      CalintzJerevinan

      2 hours ago, sub68 said:

       

      It's a TRAP!!!!

    4. CalintzJerevinan

      CalintzJerevinan

      2 hours ago, ARikozuM said:

      The lady who owns the local cat rescue has a husband...

      The husband's name is Felix... 

       

      Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

      LAPD vs Crazy Cat Woman with a M1 Carbine. 

  6. image.png.62febd451ffb68475b7251572d1d23bf.png

     

    Is this a calculus joke I still don't understand after 3 semesters? 

    1. TheCoder2019

      TheCoder2019

      well it does say its not recognised as one, so…

  7. Here's an idea: the bone should be slightly bigger than the hinge of their jaw and longer than their snouts. It's literally common sense. 

     

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  8. Birdshot

     

     

     

    except it's just a blank that summons a flock of geese, the only weapon created by Canadians, to shit on whatever you aim at. 

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      8 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

      *immagines trying to hunt geese with slugs*. 
      saw a small bird shot with a .22 once.  More or less cored it out.  There wasn’t much left but skin and feathers.

      .22 for hunting is usually supposed to be just above sonic at the muzzle to avoid causing cavitation, especially in smaller game. 

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      18 minutes ago, Grumpy Old Man said:

      Birdshot?

        Reveal hidden contents

      Winchester 12 Gauge 2 3/4 in. 375 gr Frangible SF Low Recoil Slug 25/Box  (LE) | Sportsman's Outdoor Superstore

       

      I've got some Nobel (something or other) police low-recoil slugs. It's definitely forcing my 260lb frame to wobble after 20 or so. 

    4. Bombastinator

      Bombastinator

      10 minutes ago, Grumpy Old Man said:

      BIG birds?

        Hide contents

      Something about these shoebill storks give me the heebie jeebies ..  nightmare fuel .. they look so prehistoric .. gives me so much anxiety!:  megalophobia

       

      Don’t shoot bigbird! ;-;  she taught me how to spell!  Plus she has cool orange and purple legs.

       

      8 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

      .22 for hunting is usually supposed to be just above sonic at the muzzle to avoid causing cavitation, especially in smaller game. 

      Was a .22 short out of a light bolt action rifle.  Many many years ago. 

  9. My car's radiator broke...

    but at least it broke at the gun range so I can beat myself up with a 12ga and 308 while I fill the car with water and call the mechanic...

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    2. CalintzJerevinan

      CalintzJerevinan

      1 minute ago, ARikozuM said:

      Thermite shells. 

      But you're not a Professional Russian

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      I'm a professional socialist. YOU GET A GUN, AND YOU GET A GUN, AND YOU ALL GET A GUN! GOOD LUCK FINDING AFFORDABLE AMMO THOUGH! 

    4. CalintzJerevinan

      CalintzJerevinan

      7 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

      I'm a professional socialist. YOU GET A GUN, AND YOU GET A GUN, AND YOU ALL GET A GUN! GOOD LUCK FINDING AFFORDABLE AMMO THOUGH! 

      That's not how it works....Rodney Dangerfield knows about Economics

       

  10. out of context quote:

    Quote

    I've been using mushrooms for a long time.

     

  11. I've been using mushrooms for a long time. My mother is a vegetarian, so if I do make myself a burger, I'll usually make a veggie patty out of beans or mushrooms. Fungi should be a lot closer to meat anyways due to their bio pathways. The only thing they can't replicate well is the fatty flavors found in meats like beef or veal.
  12. Why did Jeff Bezos have to move in next to me? Ugh... 

     

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    2. CalintzJerevinan

      CalintzJerevinan

      9 minutes ago, lewdicrous said:

      Why are you holding a tor... ARSON!!!!

      Beavis:  "Cool FIre Fire Fire Fire"

    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      16 minutes ago, lewdicrous said:

      Why are you holding a tor... ARSON!!!!

      Bezos thinks he's SO F#CKING SMART!!! But I have a mod to chop a tree down in one whole chunk. His house is so destroyed. 

    4. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      On 9/19/2021 at 11:27 AM, lewdicrous said:

      Why are you holding a tor... ARSON!!!!

      I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, but your holding the torch in the middle of the day cycle so...

      On 9/19/2021 at 11:45 AM, ARikozuM said:

      Bezos thinks he's SO F#CKING SMART!!! But I have a mod to chop a tree down in one whole chunk. His house is so destroyed. 

      Also this XD

  13. Daily reminder that GE makes washing machines (washines) and miniguns. Think about that next time you toss out your old washine. 

     

    #WASHINE 

    #MAKEITHAPPEN

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