Corrupt a Wish game

[Coaxialgamer]

51 minutes ago, wasab said:

Granted but you’re so good that god of soldering becomes so offended and cut off your hands so you can never solder again.

 

i wish my wish is incorruptible.

Granted, but you get nothing. 

 

I wish never to get DOA parts again

[Technomancer__]

17 minutes ago, Coaxialgamer said:

Granted, but you get nothing. 

 

I wish never to get DOA parts again

Granted, but they are scratched

 

i wish for a better desk

[Coaxialgamer]

16 minutes ago, Ethocreeper said:

Granted, but they are scratched

 

i wish for a better desk

Granted, but it's made of cardboard. 

 

I wish for the ability to learn anything instantly 

[TetraSky]

1 hour ago, Coaxialgamer said:

I wish for the ability to learn anything instantly 

Granted, but you forget the things you learn within 3 seconds.

 

I wish for the anime club on this forum to revive.

[Technomancer__]

6 minutes ago, TetraSky said:

Granted, but you forget the things you learn within 3 seconds.

 

I wish for the anime club on this forum to revive.

 

granted, but you get banned

 

I wish metro exodus would release now

[wasab]

29 minutes ago, Ethocreeper said:

granted, but you get banned

 

I wish metro exodus would release now

Granted but it’s so buggy that it crashes every time on launch.

 

i wish a virus would wipe out humanity.

[TetraSky]

2 minutes ago, wasab said:

i wish a virus would wipe out humanity.

Granted, your Plague Inc. playthrough is complete.

 

I wish for the Wii to make a come back.

[Coaxialgamer]

53 minutes ago, TetraSky said:

Granted, your Plague Inc. playthrough is complete.

 

I wish for the Wii to make a come back.

Granted, but only the wii balance board and bike do so

 

I wish for a high def wii

[You_are_a_cunt]

1 hour ago, Coaxialgamer said:

Granted, but only the wii balance board and bike do so

 

I wish for a high def wii

Granted, but with controllers that use proprietary non rechargeable Nintendo batteries. 6 batteries requires, $15 for a 2-pack

 

I wish for a 1.21 JIGAWATT generator

[Technomancer__]

24 minutes ago, revsilverspine said:

Granted, but with controllers that use proprietary non rechargeable Nintendo batteries. 6 batteries requires, $15 for a 2-pack

whats your wish?

[TetraSky]

5 hours ago, revsilverspine said:

I wish for a 1.21 JIGAWATT generator

Granted, but as it turns out, you need a lot more than just 1.21 Jigawatt to time travel, movies lied to you. Also it blows up in your face the moment you power it on. 

 

 

I wish for the ability to fly at will.

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, TetraSky said:

Granted, but as it turns out, you need a lot more than just 1.21 Jigawatt to time travel, movies lied to you. Also it blows up in your face the moment you power it on. 

 

 

I wish for the ability to fly at will.

Granted, but Will is made of titanium and you fly faster than a jet.

I wish for a milk shake.

[Coaxialgamer]

Just now, tjcater said:

Granted, but Will is made of titanium and you fly faster than a jet.

I wish for a milk shake.

Granted , but that milkshake is made out of (drumroll) ...broccoli

 

 

I wish for the ability to buy graphics cards at a decent price

[ARikozuM]

3 minutes ago, Coaxialgamer said:

I wish for the ability to buy graphics cards at a decent price

Granted, but they're always three-generations old, X30 Nvidia cards. 

 

I wish for day theme users to hate me.

[Mr.Meerkat]

2 minutes ago, Coaxialgamer said:

Granted , but that milkshake is made out of (drumroll) ...broccoli

 

 

I wish for the ability to buy graphics cards at a decent price

Wish granted, but the only cards you can buy are MXM cards. 

 

I wish that I could stop eating so much unhealthy crap...

[Drak3]

49 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but they're always three-generations old, X30 Nvidia cards. 

 

I wish for day theme users to hate me.

Granted, but so does your wife.

 

I wish the day theme died in the pits of hell.

[ARikozuM]

6 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Granted, but so does your wife.

I thought that was par for the course. 

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I wish the day theme died in the pits of hell.

Granted, but they now rule Reddit. 

 

I wish for for the world to be subservient to the whims of Resident Evil's storyline.

[Drak3]

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but they now rule Reddit. 

This is the second time that my wish got enhanced, not corrupted.

 

Just now, ARikozuM said:

 

I wish for for the world to be subservient to the whims of Resident Evil's storyline.

Granted, but that world is Mars.

 

I wish for a craveable Dr. Pepper.

[ARikozuM]

Just now, Drak3 said:

I wish for a craveable Dr. Pepper.

Granted, [cannot divide by zero flavor].

 

I wish for aloneness unabated. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, [cannot divide by zero flavor].

 

I wish for aloneness unabated. 

Granted, you're stuck on a ship in deep space in a universe where all life is on earth.

I wish for a life-size unicorn Gundam that works.

[AMDNeko]

1 minute ago, tjcater said:

Granted, you're stuck on a ship in deep space in a universe where all life is on earth.

I wish for a life-size unicorn Gundam that works.

Granted,

 Except everytime you use it the cockpit access is locked behind a credit card reader that requires you to pay $100,000 due to insurance reasons.

 

I wish I could just be lazy and everything just instantly happened when I needed it.

[Drak3]

9 minutes ago, PPCs-Kat said:

Granted,

 Except everytime you use it the cockpit access is locked behind a credit card reader that requires you to pay $100,000 due to insurance reasons.

 

I wish I could just be lazy and everything just instantly happened when I needed it.

Granted, but you feel the excruciating pain of being shot by a .500 Magnum every time you use this power.

 

I wish people would get a tad bit more creative with their corruptions.

[ARikozuM]

41 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Granted, but you feel the excruciating pain of being shot by a .500 Magnum every time you use this power.

 

I wish people would get a tad bit more creative with their corruptions.

Granted, but we only do so with H. P. Lovecraft humor. 

 

I wish I could remember where I parked my shoggoth. 

[Drak3]

1 minute ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but we only do so with H. P. Lovecraft humor.

You never fail to disappoint.

[ARikozuM]

1 minute ago, Drak3 said:

You never fail to disappoint.