Corrupt a Wish game

[Crunchy Dragon]

Just now, Starelementpoke said:

Granted, but you don't have 1.21 Jigawatts to power it.

 

I wish the fire would stop burning.

Granted, but the fire damage costs a lot to fix.

(who said anything about needing 1.21 Jigawatts to power it, I just want the car, not the full-fledged time machine)

 

I wish I had a pet duck

[Drak3]

@ARikozuM Leave me out of this.

[Crunchy Dragon]

Just now, tjcater said:

Granted, the sun is now extinguished.

I wish I would do my report right now.

Granted, but you need to do work to finish your report.

 

I wish people would stop hating on IE and it would become the standard.

[Energycore]

15 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you can only talk to @Energycore and @Drak3 on Skype. 

OI! How is that bad?

 

1 minute ago, tjcater said:

Granted, the sun is now extinguished.

I wish I would do my report right now.

You did, but it's plagiarized from Wikipedia and you get an F + publicly shamed

[Starelementpoke]

1 minute ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted, but you need to do work to finish your report.

 

I wish people would stop hating on IE and it would become the standard.

Granted. It takes you 10 minutes to load up any webpage at a minimum. 

 

I wish I had talent. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Starelementpoke said:

Granted. It takes you 10 minutes to load up any webpage at a minimum. 

 

I wish I had talent. 

Granted, but you become too lazy to make use of it.

I wish I had more motivation.

[ARikozuM]

1 minute ago, tjcater said:

I wish I had more motivation.

Granted, but you're now married to a hard woman. 

 

I wish the next person would end the thread. 

[Energycore]

3 minutes ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

Granted, but the fire damage costs a lot to fix.

(who said anything about needing 1.21 Jigawatts to power it, I just want the car, not the full-fledged time machine)

 

I wish I had a pet duck

Sure, you get this one

1 minute ago, Starelementpoke said:

Granted. It takes you 10 minutes to load up any webpage at a minimum. 

 

I wish I had talent. 

You are granted the talent to eat any amount of sand you want*

 

*Physical consequences to your health still there

Just now, tjcater said:

Granted, but you become too lazy to make use of it.

I wish I had more motivation.

You can do it! I believe in you!

Go get that janitor job you've always wanted!

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you're now married to a hard woman. 

 

I wish the next person would end the thread. 

Granted, we will end your account and to your perspective, the thread has ended

 

/thread

 

I wish I was strong enough to keep myself from granting everyone's wishes

[ARikozuM]

3 minutes ago, Energycore said:

I wish I was strong enough to keep myself from granting everyone's wishes

Granted, [ARikozuM banned]

[Energycore]

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, [ARikozuM banned]

How is that twisting my wish to something I don't want?

[Eduard the weeb]

44 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but you can only record Toxic by Britney Spears. 

 

I wish for Costco to have their beef tenderloin at $6/lb again and forever.

Granted but taxes go up to 2000%

 

I wish for a Fujifilm X-H1

[ARikozuM]

1 minute ago, Energycore said:

How is that twisting my wish to something I don't want?

Granted, you're unaware of your desires. 

 

I wish men's clothing were easier to choose.

[Docretier]

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, you're unaware of your desires. 

 

I wish men's clothing were easier to choose.

Granted, all men’s clothes consists of pink t shirts and brown sweatpants 

 

i wish for for a SSD that never died with a petabyte of storage

[Energycore]

Just now, Eduard the weeb said:

Granted but taxes go up to 2000%

 

I wish for a Fujifilm X-H1

You get one in "For Parts Only" state

Just now, ARikozuM said:

Granted, you're unaware of your desires. 

 

I wish men's clothing were easier to choose.

Granted, now men can only use crocs, hotpants and denim jackets, no other choices.

 

Just now, Docretier said:

Granted, all men’s clothes consists of pink t shirts and brown sweatpants 

 

i wish for for a SSD that never died with a petabyte of storage

Granted, it's called RAM and it doesn't hold your data if you power it down.

 

I wish for a hamburger

[Eduard the weeb]

Just now, Energycore said:

You get one in "For Parts Only" state

Granted, now men can only use crocs, hotpants and denim jackets, no other choices.

 

Granted, it's called RAM and it doesn't hold your data if you power it down.

 

I wish for a hamburger

granted but its a vegetarian burger

 

I wish for 2,000,000 USD 

[Docretier]

2 minutes ago, Energycore said:

 

I wish for a hamburger

Granted, it has bacon on it and it’s the worst bacon you’ve ever had

 

i wish for a high five

[Energycore]

Just now, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but its a vegetarian burger

 

I wish for 2,000,000 USD 

Again, how is that bad? The ones I've tried are tasty

 

Granted, you lose them in the casino in an hour

[Energycore]

Just now, Docretier said:

Granted, it has bacon on it and it’s the worst bacon you’ve ever had

 

i wish for a high five

https://secure.hi5.com/

[Docretier]

1 minute ago, Eduard the weeb said:

granted but its a vegetarian burger

 

I wish for 2,000,000 USD 

Granted, but it’s counterfi and you are on the run

 

i wish for the world coolest jellyfish

[Energycore]

Just now, Docretier said:

Granted, but it’s counterfi and you are on the run

 

i wish for the world coolest jellyfish

[Eduard the weeb]

2 minutes ago, Docretier said:

Granted, but it’s counterfi and you are on the run

 

i wish for the world coolest jellyfish

Granted,  but it dies in a day

 

I want @Ashiella to come to the anime con with me in September

[Ashiella]

1 minute ago, Eduard the weeb said:

Granted,  but it dies in a day

 

I want @Ashiella to come to the anime con in September

Granted, but I have a d*ck in that universe.

 

I want to have a mansion.

[Energycore]

Just now, Ashiella said:

Granted, but I have a dick in that universe.

 

I want to have a mansion.

Again, how is this a bad...wait

 

Granted but it's a Barbie toy mansion

[Ashiella]

1 minute ago, Energycore said:

Again, how is this a bad...wait

 

Granted but it's a Barbie toy mansion

Banned for not wishing

[Energycore]

Just now, Ashiella said:

Banned for not wishing

I wish you'd talk to me