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Here's a new thread. Please put the best Political jokes you can find! (Canadian and US!) I need a laugh.

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USA is a Democracy. 

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Q: "It's been over a year, what is your plan for Katrina?"

George "Dubya" Bush: "Heh, we're gonna find 'er, that's right. And we're gonna bring Katrina to justice. We have every reason to believe Katrina is connected to Al-"Kay-da."

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A politician walked into a bar, and told the truth.

 

Ba dumm tss.

 

(Really don't care much about politics, only took me a few seconds to come up with this)

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North Korea can beat America....

 

( ok i admit , that was weak on my part ) 

(⌐■_■) 

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Obama wouldn't treat me like this

 

Obamacare

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There was once a republican living next to a democrat couple with their ten year old daughter. The neighbor had a good relationship with the little girl and she often would play with her friends on his basketball hoop. One day she saw the neighbor working in his yard and went over to talk with him, this caught her parents attention so they watched as the conversation unfolded as follows:

 

N = Neighbor

G = Girl

 

N: What do you want to be when you grow up?

D: I want to be President of the United States so I can feed all the hungry and house all the homeless!

 

Her parents heard this and beamed with pride.

 

N: Well that is a noble goal! But why wait until you are President? If you clean out my gutters and mow my lawn, I will give you $100 to give to the local homeless shelter.

 

The little girl thought for a minute and responded,

 

G: What if you just hire a homeless person and give them the money directly?

 

N: WELCOME TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!

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Swedish politics and the swedish environmental party - Jokes all on their own

 

And of course the problem with political jokes is that they get elected... *Badum tss*

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Shot through the heart and you're to blame, 30fps and i'll pirate your game - Bon Jovi

Take me down to the console city where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty - Guns N' Roses

Arguing with religious people is like explaining to your mother that online games can't be paused...

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American Criminals flee to Mexico and Mexican criminals flee to America.....Everybody needs to comb down.

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Swedish politics and the swedish environmental party - Jokes all on their own

 

And of course the problem with political jokes is that they get elected... *Badum tss*

Yeah, it's a joke....
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Oh my god....

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Here's a new thread. Please put the best Political jokes you can find! (Canadian and US!) I need a laugh.

Every president we've had for a long time.

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John McAffee thinks he has a huge following and is sure he will win lmao

In addition he's been arrested for dui and has started "the cyber party"

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