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The Most Pain You've Ever Endured.

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How the fuck did that happen? Was the bike chain moving while you were lubing it??

yeah! :/ 

I had experience with it before. But not like this time.

 

I was cleaning chain with a towel while its running. The cloth was too rough and it got struck with my thumb in it.

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Grabbing the tip of a heatgun while it was still on. Felt that pain for a good month. Runner up being shocked by the doctors were testing for carpal tunnel syndrome.

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Worst probably was when I had an appendicitis that was pretty close to rupturing the appendix. A close second was erysipelas which almost developed into a flesh-eating bug.

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I got stiches Twice...

 

Missed my chair and hit my head on a bookcase during Chess Club

 

I was playing with some "Friends" and one of them chucked a Nerf Gun at me from their treehouse

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They treat a severed thumb by... pouring powerful acid on it?

Yeah, It's called Hydrogen Peroxide.

 

Disinfect Small Wounds. It is a natural anti-septic, therefore one of its most common uses is to clean wounds to prevent infection.

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Did you get your finger re-installed connected or whatever the proper terminology is. 

Partially. Due to the blunt and rusty nature of the steel it pretty much turned it into mush. They reconnected part of it but its about 20mm shorter than the same finger on my other hand.

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Probably swat training. I had a rubber bullet penetrate the skin and get stuck inside me. I had to go to the doctor have them cut me open to get it out... 

 

If you plan on getting shot, wear a bullet resistant vest...  Thank god it was a rubber bullet. 

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bro you gotta wear protection.

know right, should have jumped into a condom fit for my whole body before going.

/jk

 

I don't like those protectors, normally when I fall I don't hurt myself too much

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 Sheeeit I was thinking of H2SO4. Never mind.

lol! 

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 Sheeeit I was thinking of H2SO4. Never mind.

 

Which would be sulphuric acid....

EDIT: We have subscript in chemistry for a reason :)

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In order of painfullness

1. Skateboarding trying to grind down a rail. Failed, Right testicle burst like a grape upon impact with the rail.

2. 6 broken/badly cracked ribs after a less than perfect landing after a dirtbike jump. + Quite a few bruises

3. Broken arm

4. Slipped as i was splitting pipe with my 9 inch work knife. Fell on the way to my car and somehow snapped the blade.

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5. Scrapes all over after falling off my skateboard at speed down a hill

 

Listed them all because they were hell in their own way.

My body didn't even have the decency to go into shock

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Probably swat training. I had a rubber bullet penetrate the skin and get stuck inside me. I had to go to the doctor have them cut me open to get it out... 

 

If you plan on getting shot, wear a bullet resistant vest...  Thank god it was a rubber bullet. 

Oh you are a Cop then?

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When I broke my middle finger and had to align the bones, they gave me a horse sized shot of painkiller, still hurt as all hell.

 

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When I had a cricket ball graze across my testes from a fast bowler whilst I was meant to be batting. I wasn't after that, I may have had to go throw up.

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Probably swat training. I had a rubber bullet penetrate the skin and get stuck inside me. I had to go to the doctor have them cut me open to get it out... 

 

If you plan on getting shot, wear a bullet resistant vest...  Thank god it was a rubber bullet. 

Bullet "resistant" doesn't sound very appealing. Means there's a chance of the bullet still going through and I don't like my odds with that. :P

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Oh you are a Cop then?

Yup. 

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Bullet "resistant" doesn't sound very appealing. Means there's a chance of the bullet still going through and I don't like my odds with that. :P

No such thing as a bullet proof vest always a chance it will fail...  Trust me getting shot hurts. Bullet proof vest will stop the bullet from penetrating. If you are shot you are going to have a broken rib though.  

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No such thing as a bullet proof vest always a chance it will fail... 

Depends on caliber being shot at you.. or if it misses the vest entirely.

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Yup. 

Great! :)

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Sliced my left index finger from one knuckle to the other down to the bone as a kid using one of those retractable hobby knives. I was an idiot and was spicking a chopstick. Still have the lightning-shaped scar.

 

Bike lost brakes while going down a very steep hill, crashed in a lamp post knocking my head, then fell to the bike's frame, balls first.

 

Had wisdom teeth coming apart with holes and lived with the pain for 5 months, even though I could have gone to the dentist for free at the time.

 

Fainted in the middle of the (asphalt) street, landed on the tip of my jaw. As I am almost two meters tall, the momentum naturally broke my jaw, but it also shattered nearly all my teeth, of which some actually penetrated my skin from inside and went flying out. Following this I had extensive surgery and a year of rehabilitation wearing an iron brace and eating nothing but soup through a straw and consuming painkillers as if I wanted my liver dead. Once that was over, I got all new Zirconium teeth, and the bill was covered by the govt. (roughly $30,000)

I also have a kevlar plate in my chin.

 

During air force draft service, I broke each ankle once (once during a volleyball game where after a smash the captain on the other side of the net landed on the inside of my ankle just as I had treaded over, and the other time I was a moron trying to play football in marching boots)

I alsy twisted both knees in this time, though that has happened hundreds of times before so I don't consider it bad.

 

Since then I've been injury free.

 

 

But, honestly, the worst pain is and always will be migraines. Which I've had since teenage years.

Migraines so bad it feels like an eye is being pushed out of the skull by a pair of scissors in my head.

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my hand broke. it was hurt like hell. twice.

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http://imgur.com/gHHHTlG Peeling Apple When I Was 5,Went Half Way Thru The Bone,I Also Have Some Problems With My Back Because When I Was Young I Crashed Into A Tree On My Motorcycle At 50 MPH (Long Story) And My Back Has Problems Now (Im 13)

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Looks like you've had a hard fucking life bro. That sounds like some painful ass shit. 

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