How do I sneak a pizza into a Cinema (Movie Theater)

[ForsakenLive]

My friends and I carry burgers in our pockets when we go to the movies, far more easy and convenient; just avoid burgers that are very damp.

[Dude]

Cut it up and put it in a gallon-size plastic bag. Not that I've done that...

 

I'd be picking it up from a Pizza Hut - I'd look like a strange fucker carrying around kitchen utensils.

[Dude]

My friends and I carry burgers in our pockets when we go to the movies, far more easy and convenient; just avoid burgers that are very damp.

 

This thread is about Pizzas. Not Burgers.

[flibberdipper]

I'd be picking it up from a Pizza Hut - I'd look like a strange fucker carrying around kitchen utensils.

In that case, rip it out of the box and then shove the slices in said baggie.

[Epic_Nex]

Cut the pizza into slices, put tin foil around all of it to keep the heat, and then put it into a big gallon zip log bag, then put it in the backpack or a friends purse or something

[techswede]

Blend it. Put it in one of those paper cola mugs with a lid. Hope for the best.

[Dude]

Blend it. Put it in one of those paper cola mugs with a lid. Hope for the best.

 

Don't own a blender. Would look like a fuckhead if I carried one around.

[Glenwing]

Rent a wheelchair, put the box in your lap, and put a blanket over yourself.  Of course you will not be able to stand until you've left though.  And you'll have to use the handicap spaces at the front of the theater.  And that might make it easy for attendants to spot you, if the theater has attendants that stand at the front of the theater off to the sides.

[ForsakenLive]

This thread is about Pizzas. Not Burgers.

Sorry, but I like burgers in the cinema :C

 

The problem is that Pizza is large and the cheese gets everywhere. If the pizza is cold/ambient temp, then you can stack the slices in a container (maybe with a film in between slice), then backpack it. If it's hot then you need to carry it out flat, getting a wheelchair and hiding the pizza there would work, but it's an inconvenient plan.

[minibois]

Blend it, put it in a cup and put that in your bag

[bob345]

bring a backpack? i do it all the time at my theater. I really dont think they care.

[.spider.]

Put it on your head and say that you are a Pizzafari

In Austria something similar (Pastafari) already worked http://diepresse.com/images/uploads/5/b/9/677305/nudelsieb_religioese_kopfbedeckung_fuehrerschein_nudelsieb220110712152158.jpg

[C_Mike]

Just put all the slices in a zip lock bag, inside a carrier bag or backpack and walk in with it. I've taken a pizza and a 1.5ltr bottle of coke into the cinema in a carrier bag before. Just walk in with enough confidence and they usually won't bother you. And tbh they're probably not being paid enough to go out of their way to search your bag for food

[Dude]

Sorry, but I like burgers in the cinema :C

The problem is that Pizza is large and the cheese gets everywhere. If the pizza is cold/ambient temp, then you can stack the slices in a container (maybe with a film in between slice), then backpack it. If it's hot then you need to carry it out flat, getting a wheelchair and hiding the pizza there would work, but it's an inconvenient plan.

No wheelchair rental places nearby either. Also, too expensive.

[DildorTheDecent]

America right? Just shoot everybody who gets in your way.

 

///manning harpoons///

//harpoons manned//

/prepare for storm/

[flibberdipper]

Oh.... Well I'm thinking like pizza hutt and shit lol

 

 

Then throw it back up, and eat it again....all the japanese chicks do it kenny

Kinky.

[iPhoenix]

Just put all the slices in a zip lock bag, inside a carrier bag or backpack and walk in with it. I've taken a pizza and a 1.5ltr bottle of coke into the cinema in a carrier bag before. Just walk in with enough confidence and they usually won't bother you. And tbh they're probably not being paid enough to go out of their way to search your bag for food

This guy right here... got it all figured out.

[Dude]

Another question is what if I get caught? Or what to do when I arouse suspicion (if I do).

[Trik'Stari]

Another question is what if I get caught? Or what to do when I arouse suspicion (if I do).

If you get caught, you get kicked out, and likely banned from the theater.

[Sammael]

Guys, this is a very serious topic, and you are making things too difficult.  

 

 

@OP, listen to me closely, the details are very important.  If you are a spindly scrawny example of humanity, looking more like a dying twig in a desert than a human being, this will be virtually impossible.  But if you are normal sized here is how you do it.

 

 

 

Wear a REALLY REALLY large jacked, large enough to fit an entire medium/large sized pizza inside.  Think of the flattened pizza box as a sort of breastplate armor.  

 

Now as you are walking past attendants, you NEED to stay cool.  NEVER make eye contact, when a theater worker looks you in the eye, avert your gaze so they can't see your eyes, can't see into your soul and KNOW you are trying to deceive them.  Run past the guards flailing wildly, but make sure to keep the entirety of that pizza box under the jacket.

 

Yes, you are welcome for my advice, have I ever not helped ???!?!??!?!?!???!??!?!?!?!??

[Dude]

Guys, this is a very serious topic, and you are making things too difficult.  

 

 

@OP, listen to me closely, the details are very important.  If you are a spindly scrawny example of humanity, looking more like a dying twig in a desert than a human being, this will be virtually impossible.  But if you are normal sized here is how you do it.

 

 

 

Wear a REALLY REALLY large jacked, large enough to fit an entire medium/large sized pizza inside.  Think of the flattened pizza box as a sort of breastplate armor.  

 

Now as you are walking past attendants, you NEED to stay cool.  NEVER make eye contact, when a theater worker looks you in the eye, avert your gaze so they can't see your eyes, can't see into your soul and KNOW you are trying to deceive them.  Run past the guards flailing wildly, but make sure to keep the entirety of that pizza box under the jacket.

 

Yes, you are welcome for my advice, have I ever not helped ???!?!??!?!?!???!??!?!?!?!??

My coat is fucking huge but you'd easily be able to notice a pizza box. Worst case scenario; it sticks out in such a way that it makes me look like a terrorist.

[chilicheeseburger]

Go to a smaller cinema where they have less controls and less people in there and nobody will care.

[Mooshi]

Because the strong scent of pizza isn't going to be a dead give away you snuck one in or anything.

[Dude]

Because the strong scent of pizza isn't going to be a dead give away you snuck one in or anything.

I'd be sitting away from other people. Also, snitches get stitches.

[Poohy14]

put them in your pants, simple

I always take my own drinks in there since they always fill up a large cup with ice to the top and there is no pop in there. I even ask for no ice but they said they have to do it.