How do I sneak a pizza into a Cinema (Movie Theater)

[Guest]

I have an idea.... put the slices in plastic bags, stick the bags on your body,. like on your torso and such, stick them with tape, wear baggy clothing.

[eljigo]

Believe it or not, I just walk into theatres with my backpack on. I would recommend you do the same, its not that hard, just smile and be super polite to all the staff and they generally will not say anything. Put it into a tupperware or bag and then put that in your bag pack. If anyone says anything just be like oh no! I was at school / work before this and didn't have time to eat my lunch. Sorry! And then quickly scurry away like Zoidberg.

[felixthemaster1]

[Dude]

put them in your pants, simple

I always take my own drinks in there since they always fill up a large cup with ice to the top and there is no pop in there. I even ask for no ice but they said they have to do it.

Putting them in my jeans is a horrible idea.

[Dude]

Cool, but not exactly explaining anything.

[Nuluvius]

I'd be picking it up from a Pizza Hut - I'd look like a strange fucker carrying around kitchen utensils.

And you're not for trying to sneak pizza around undetected on your person?

[SeriouslyMikey]

 

"Sir, this is my hat." Prior to the film. 

"Sir, someone stole my hat." Post film. 

Done. 

[Dude]

And you're not for trying to sneak pizza around undetected on your person?

Carrying around a pizza is pretty normal to most people. Carrying around kitchen utensils is NOT normal to most people.

[Dude]

 

"Sir, this is my hat." Prior to the film. 

"Sir, someone stole my hat." Post film. 

Done.

Don't think that hat would go with any of my clothing.

[Nuluvius]

Carrying around a pizza is pretty normal to most people. Carrying around kitchen utensils is NOT normal to most people.

 

Yes of course overtly. I'm more interested in the act of deceit/concealment involving said pizza.

[Dude]

Yes of course overtly. I'm more interested in the act of deceit/concealment involving said pizza.

Cineworld's policy is no outside hot foods

[reapersivan]

get a laptop case, put a cover in it so that it doesn't get dirty, and then stuff that pizza in!

[ThyFeared]

Be a badass and just take a whole box with you ffs

[Nuluvius]

Cineworld's policy is no outside hot foods

 

Obviously. However won't you appear to be a 'strange fucker' if you hide pizza upon your person? Imagine if a dog were to get the scent off of you!  :lol:

[Dude]

Obviously. However won't you appear to be a 'strange fucker' if you hide pizza upon your person? Imagine if a dog were to get the scent off of you!  :lol:

 

I see no dogs in Cineworld. Never have in the ten years or more I've been going there.

[Dude]

Be a badass and just take a whole box with you ffs

 

Then it gets confiscated by security.

[Nuluvius]

Then it gets confiscated by security.

 

Actually you could try claiming that you have a medical condition that requires you to eat vast amounts of food constantly (Prader–Willi syndrome for example). Or you could attempt to bribe them - with a slice of said pizza, money or your body. Or you could try begging them; from a full prostrate position.

 

I see no dogs in Cineworld. Never have in the ten years or more I've been going there.

 

Well not directly in the installation... I was more thinking on the journey immediately around/in vicinity of the complex.

[Cwazywazy]

Get a fat woman/your mom with a huge purse. Store pizza inside said purse. (Or underneath her fat rolls.)

[Dude]

Actually you could try claiming that you have a medical condition that requires you to eat vast amounts of food constantly (Prader–Willi syndrome for example). Or you could attempt to bribe them - with a slice of said pizza, money or your body. Or you could try begging them; from a full prostrate position.

 

 

Well not directly in the installation... I was more thinking on the journey immediately around/in vicinity of the complex.

 

Yeah - There are never dogs in the general area of Cineworld. And it's a huge complex as well.

[felixthemaster1]

Cool, but not exactly explaining anything.

Woosh

[StarFire]

Hide it under your -

 

Wait, NVM, you're not a girl, wouldnt work.

[PowerPigeon]

Well it's gonna make the whole theatre smell like pizza if it's hot, so make sure it's cool/cold first. I'd put each slice into a Ziploc bag and bring them in that way in my jacket pockets, because I don't think theatres will let you bring a large bag in.

[1823alex]

Get a man purse. Solved

[Fuzz3k]

If you have a girlfriend or wife and she brings her purse with her everywhere, get a ziplock bag or plastic wrap and request to put it in her purse. If she says yes, be my guest and do it. 

 

Another good idea is get a ziplock bag or plastic wrap and put it in a hoodie pocket. It has to be a pullover hoodie, not a zip-up, pullovers have large pockets in them, just hide it in there, might also have room to smuggle a bottle of soda and some candy in there too. Double points if it's in winter or cold weather and you have a thick coat over it. I do this all the time when going to the theater. Then again, I go to one of those small town theaters where the staff don't act like the fucking TSA.

[fringie]

Theirs pretty much no non-ridiculous solution to doing this. I think you should give up on your pizza cinema dreams and just eat the pizza after or before.