How do I sneak a pizza into a Cinema (Movie Theater)

[Nuluvius]

The last time I went to the cinema, approximately a year ago now, and certainly all of the times before that in various parts of the country (UK); I do seem to recall that things are only hectic upon initial entry into the screen? Once the masses have dispersed throughout the screen and things are under way there's a lot fewer staff around, inside and outside. Conceivably one could meet an accomplice at this point... somewhere outside of the screen? Is there a possibility of stashing it somewhere for later retrieval such as a (non shitty) toilet perhaps?

[Dude]

The last time I went to the cinema, approximately a year ago now, and certainly all of the times before that in various parts of the country (UK); I do seem to recall that things are only hectic upon initial entry into the screen? Once the masses have dispersed throughout the screen and things are under way there's a lot fewer staff around, inside and outside. Conceivably one could meet an accomplice at this point... somewhere outside of the screen? Is there a possibility of stashing it somewhere for later retrieval such as a (non shitty) toilet perhaps?

 

Where I live, doing something like that would only get my pizza stolen.

[kayodoc]

Buy pizza, separate slices and place on top of each other, place said slices into tupperware, place in satchel, and enjoy during the movie.

I've actually done this before and it works.

[Camul]

I feel like you're making this deliberately difficult OP. Aside from putting it into containers, you could could buy something else and eat again after if you're still hungry. 

[MuffinTopMike]

Plus they have night vision/infra-red... it would be physically seen from the ceiling mounted spot cams (also used for anti piracy).

Really? So they use a infra-red camera to see everyone inside the cinema, that's crazy I had no idea they did that.

[Dude]

I feel like you're making this deliberately difficult OP. Aside from putting it into containers, you could could buy something else and eat again after if you're still hungry. 

 

You miss the point of this thread. It's in order to save time on eating.

[Camul]

You miss the point of this thread. It's in order to save time on eating.

Why, is your free time so important that you can't afford to spend it eating? Probably not considering you have a Cineworld Unlimited card.

[Nuluvius]

Why, is your free time so important that you can't afford to spend it eating? Probably not considering you have a Cineworld Unlimited card.

 

Because he gets the munches sometime through a showing.

[Dude]

Because he gets the munches sometime through a showing.

Infinite amounts of this.

[Tygron]

Walk up into the place holding the box and a slice in your hand, already eating off of it. Just look em dead in the eye like "what're you gonna do?"

[Nuluvius]

Walk up into the place holding the box and a slice in your hand, already eating off of it. Just look em dead in the eye like "what're you gonna do?"

 

Which is when they then have you promptly escorted off of the premiss.

[Leonard]

Wrap a few slices in saran wrap and then put it in a binder and go in or or wear a big jacket with the elastic or draw string bottoms and fasten the bottom and zip up the front and keep the pizza in there as ell as other snacks 

[Tygron]

Which is when they then have you promptly escorted off of the premiss.

Nope. My boyfriend has been there done that.

[Camul]

Fuck this stupid thread. It's not difficult. OP, if you get hungry during the film then you need to eat more. If you eat too much that you feel sick then eat less. It's not a difficult balance to find. If after eating enough food to fill you up you still want to eat during the movie then you're probably being greedy and it's best you be thankful you're in a place where you can't get food.

[Dude]

Fuck this stupid thread. It's not difficult. OP, if you get hungry during the film then you need to eat more. If you eat too much that you feel sick then eat less. It's not a difficult balance to find. If after eating enough food to fill you up you still want to eat during the movie then you're probably being greedy and it's best you be thankful you're in a place where you can't get food.

 

Again, not the point of this thread. Also, don't [basically] bump this thread if you don't like it.

[Nuluvius]

Again, not the point of this thread. Also, don't [basically] bump this thread if you don't like it.

 

He's obviously just upset that he couldn't come up with anything. Also probably jealous of the pizza in this part of the world  :lol:

[Dude]

He's obviously just upset that he couldn't come up with anything. Also probably jealous of the pizza in this part of the world  :lol:

 

So I will be going to the movies tomorrow, 17:15, Dumb and Dumber To. I will attempt the "pizza mission" with my rucksack and hopefully the movie will kick as much ass as Dumb and Dumber did. I will post results after the movie.

[QueenDemetria]

You needs boobs OP. I snuck a burrito, gummy bears, and Skittles in the theater the other night by keeping them in my bra. I was wearing a jacket and it looked normal lol.

[Dude]

You needs boobs OP. I snuck a burrito, gummy bears, and Skittles in the theater the other night by keeping them in my bra. I was wearing a jacket and it looked normal lol.

 

That is the most awesome thing I have ever heard.

[Camul]

Again, not the point of this thread. Also, don't [basically] bump this thread if you don't like it.

 

Yeah, you said to save time on eating, I replied to that and you never replied back. I'm guessing you realised you were being stupid as shit and making something that isn't an issue an issue. 

[Nuluvius]

Yeah, you said to save time on eating, I replied to that and you never replied back. I'm guessing you realised you were being stupid as shit and making something that isn't an issue an issue. 

 

Did anyone ever tell you that if you don't have anything constructive to add then you should keep your hole closed?

[Camul]

Did anyone ever tell you that if you don't have anything constructive to add then you should keep your hole closed?

What's the point of having a hole if you can't enjoy it?

[Mrafki1]

Use baking parchment to stop the topping from sticking to each other and stack them.

[Dude]

Use baking parchment to stop the topping from sticking to each other and stack them.

Will probably do that next trip.

[Butterfish]

This is probably the funniest thread I have ever read in my 1,5 years on LTT