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APRIL FOOLS

 

 

 

 

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You're not alone, I'm with you man.  :wub:

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lel wut a zany troller ju ar

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haaaa i think its better this way(for me at least)

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A man can dream... :(

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you should be happy you don't :/ my girlfriend scared me today. me and the rest of my boces school students where on our way back to the high school and my girlfriend looks sad so im like...you ok sweety? she says...i gotta tell you something...im pregnant. I've been with her for almost a year and she is 16 almost 17 and im turning 19 so i freaked on the inside. got nauseous and almost throw up. she said she didnt tell her mom and i was speechless. i didnt yell at her or anything but we talked for about 10 minutes and finally i lean down with my head on my knees and rest for about 2 minutes. then she hugs me and all of a sudden kisses my shoulder and says"Happy April First hunny" and by then i was so scared i couldn't move and everyone's like. whats wrong with your bf and she wouldn't stop laughing. so finally she told them and here i am at home still pretty scarred for life lol. so be grateful you don't have a gf. their evil :)

Game On :)

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you should be happy you don't :/ my girlfriend scared me today. me and the rest of my boces school students where on our way back to the high school and my girlfriend looks sad so im like...you ok sweety? she says...i gotta tell you something...im pregnant. I've been with her for almost a year and she is 16 almost 17 and im turning 19 so i freaked on the inside. got nauseous and almost throw up. she said she didnt tell her mom and i was speechless. i didnt yell at her or anything but we talked for about 10 minutes and finally i lean down with my head on my knees and rest for about 2 minutes. then she hugs me and all of a sudden kisses my shoulder and says"Happy April First hunny" and by then i was so scared i couldn't move and everyone's like. whats wrong with your bf and she wouldn't stop laughing. so finally she told them and here i am at home still pretty scarred for life lol. so be grateful you don't have a gf. their evil :)

 

I'd have lost my shit in that situation.

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Actually I am working on a girl... (I mean.....working on building a relationship) But I can still (and need) to make this joke. :P

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I'd have lost my shit in that situation.

Exactly haha

 

Actually I am working on a girl... (I mean.....working on building a relationship) But I can still (and need) to make this joke. :P

thanks for clarifying because id hope your not building a pc on her. may put the ram in the wrong place lmao

Game On :)

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Lol, soo true for most people on this forum...

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

As I get older I get angrier more cynical, meaner. I feel some warning posts coming. I feel a ban coming. I was warned.

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Lol, soo true for most people on this forum...

Hey that not true...

 

Well maby most people...

 

i suppose you could say that about me...

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dang dude, I was getting ready to congratulate. 

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You are not alone -(^-^)-

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you should be happy you don't :/ my girlfriend scared me today. me and the rest of my boces school students where on our way back to the high school and my girlfriend looks sad so im like...you ok sweety? she says...i gotta tell you something...im pregnant. I've been with her for almost a year and she is 16 almost 17 and im turning 19 so i freaked on the inside. got nauseous and almost throw up. she said she didnt tell her mom and i was speechless. i didnt yell at her or anything but we talked for about 10 minutes and finally i lean down with my head on my knees and rest for about 2 minutes. then she hugs me and all of a sudden kisses my shoulder and says"Happy April First hunny" and by then i was so scared i couldn't move and everyone's like. whats wrong with your bf and she wouldn't stop laughing. so finally she told them and here i am at home still pretty scarred for life lol. so be grateful you don't have a gf. their evil :)

 

Ohhh! What an absolutely disgusting, heartless, vile and absolutely AWESOME woman you got there. Hang the fuck on to her for all in the world.

 

Shit thats so funny

 

 

This is how that prank looks when a dude turns the same idea on his mom. Telling her he got a chick pregnant......mom pretty damn angry.

 

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Ohhh! What an absolutely disgusting, heartless, vile and absolutely AWESOME woman you got there. Hang the fuck on to her for all in the world.

 

Shit thats so funny

 

 

This is how that prank looks when a dude turns the same idea on his mom. Telling her he got a chick pregnant......mom pretty damn angry.

 

lmao. yea im keeping her

Game On :)

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This post made me laugh so hard  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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lmao. yea im keeping her

 

Good....If you don't, you have a competion lurking only 3,746 miles away.

 

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"And you are not alone, I'm gonna make this place your home"

Life is pain. Anyone who says any different is either selling something or the government.

 

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forever is a long time, don't right yourself off.  

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