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TheVerge reports that Siri thinks Donald Trump is a dick. Asking Siri what Donald Trump's age is returns information as well as a picture of a dick.

 

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I’m not even American, but I just spat out a turkey dinner. Apple’s Siri digital assistant thinks that President Donald Trump is a penis. If you use an iPhone to ask Siri how old Donald Trump is, you’ll be greeted with a picture of a penis instead of a photo of the President. At the time of writing, the penis picture keeps coming and going. Presumably, someone is editing the Wikipedia page associated with Donald Trump, or gaming the algorithm that Siri uses to source images.

Either way, it’s an odd bug that has created various incorrect answers in the past. The most memorable Siri fail was when it erroneously thought the Bulgarian national anthem was Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee’s “Despacito,” before Apple quickly fixed the result. There’s a whole subreddit dedicated to daily examples of Siri acting crazy, but today’s failure is particularly surprising given it’s Thanksgiving in the US. Today is probably not a good day to ask Siri about Donald Trump in front of the family dinner table.

 

I don't even know tbh. Thanksgiving or something. ?

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It's a good thing it can no longer be replicated because that'll be traumatic even for him.

 

5 hours ago, huilun02 said:

Its just people messing with Wikipedia. Siri is just a drunk dog that sets reminders and fetches wiki info.

It doesn't form opinions of its own apart from suggesting Apple products when you ask for recommendations. 

Remember when Siri erroneously identified a Windows Phone as the best phone? https://thenextweb.com/mobile/2012/05/11/apples-siri-the-best-smartphone-ever-is-the-nokia-lumia-900-wait-what/

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I hope it doesn't stay like this for a schlong time.

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1 hour ago, captain_to_fire said:

Remember when Siri identified a Windows Phone as the best phone?

Still not wrong.

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Can we not bring this clickbait shite to the Tech News subforum on LTT? 

 

Fuck off with this shit.

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, captain_to_fire said:

Remember when Siri identified a Windows Phone as the best phone? https://thenextweb.com/mobile/2012/05/11/apples-siri-the-best-smartphone-ever-is-the-nokia-lumia-900-wait-what/

Tbf, windows phone was great. Untill certain someone decided to pull the plug and virtually kill it.

 

3 hours ago, wANKER said:

Can we not bring this clickbait shite to the Tech News subforum on LTT? 

 

Fuck off with this shit.

Im sorry, but people just want some nice upvotes on their posts....

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25 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Still not wrong.

When Siri erroneously identified a Windows Phone as the best phone. 

 

There I fixed it. ?

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That's what happens when you pull things from freely editable pages on the internet and act like you're the source... this would have been no problem if Siri would just say "from wikipedia:" when reading information from it.

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Just now, captain_to_fire said:

When Siri erroneously identified a Windows Phone as the best phone. 

Yeah, Siri is still not wrong about either.

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Everybody turns to dust.

 

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3 hours ago, GoldenLag said:

Tbf, windows phone was great. Untill certain someone decided to pull the plug and virtually kill it.

Because no one is using it. Microsoft has great ideas but fails a lot in execution. 

 

3 hours ago, Sauron said:

That's what happens when you pull things from freely editable pages on the internet and act like you're the source.

Siri is quite good at math since it’s also plugged into Wolfram Alpha 

 

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3 minutes ago, Sauron said:

That's what happens when you pull things from freely editable pages on the internet and act like you're the source... this would have been no problem if Siri would just say "from wikipedia:" when reading information from it.

She's does, at the bottom

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14 minutes ago, captain_to_fire said:

Because no one is using it. Microsoft has great ideas but fails a lot in execution. 

actually quite a few people started using it. it was only when a certain company decided that it shouldnt be around anymore that it took a turn for the worse. dont get me wrong, it wasnt perfect, but it was pretty darn good for the time it stuck around

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20 minutes ago, DrMacintosh said:

She's does, at the bottom

In that case I don't see why this is a big deal... I'd assume any other "assistant" would do the same when queried for someone's picture... unless it ISN'T a troll editing wikipedia but rather a bug with Siri itself.

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Remember when Siri was the best personal assistant?

"We also blind small animals with cosmetics.
We do not sell cosmetics. We just blind animals."

 

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2 minutes ago, Dabombinable said:

Remember when Siri was the best personal assistant?

Don't act like Google Assistant is much better

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2 minutes ago, DrMacintosh said:

Don't act like Google Assistant is much better

Highkey it really is though.

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4 minutes ago, DrMacintosh said:

Don't act like Google Assistant is much better

It is actually better than Siri, since Apple stopped doing any real work on Siri. And why are you even bringing specifically Google's assistant up? Alexa is far newer and also far better than both of them.

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Just now, AluminiumTech said:

Highkey it really is though.

Google assistant struggles to set timers and reminders properly, at least siri can do that. Its about all I use an assistant for. 

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47 minutes ago, Dabombinable said:

Remember when Siri was the best personal assistant?

Can't remember what never happened.

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Why did you come to this world?

 

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The blood is on your hands.

 

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It appears that AI has become self-aware and already starts perfectly judging how people are. Gotta say, Siri is right is this case. He's kind of a dick.

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