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I don't know about how you feel, but when I am not putting the toilet seat down its that I can't be bothered. I'll admit too, sometimes I purposely do things wrong so my mom won't ask me to do it again.

Also, it's a game of seeing someone hot and trying to act like a badass. I know i see guys around me acting like dicks because they want to impress a chick. Honestly, i don't think women are hard to understand I simply think men overthink women. That's just my opinion, sorry if I offended anyone

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Yeah, sometimes it's because of trust issues. Sometimes it's just curiosity. Other times... Well, she's an ass without realizing. D:

even if its just curiosity she could lose said man

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I don't know about how you feel, but when I am not putting the toilet seat down its that I can't be bothered. I'll admit too, sometimes I purposely do things wrong so my mom won't ask me to do it again.

Also, it's a game of seeing someone hot and trying to act like a badass. I know i see guys around me acting like dicks because they want to impress a chick. Honestly, i don't think women are hard to understand I simply think men overthink women. That's just my opinion, sorry if I offended anyone

 

You're right, men do oftentimes overthink women. The question "how do I approach this girl I have a crush on?" comes up frequently in many forums. The answer is much simpler than what most people think. You just need to try and be her friend, keep her close, and the rest will come up naturally.

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I haven't seen a thread like that on LTT before, nope, never. lol

 

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This post has to be fake there are no grills on the internet

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This post has to be fake there are no grills on the internet

that's true fire marshal won't allow it. 

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Good old off topic, missed you so much.

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What guys want.

  • To have our egos stroked now and then just like any person does.
  • Not to be forced to play mind games like we're Betazoids from Star Trek anytime panties are gotten in a bunch. Biggest one
  • Fuck. A lot.
  • Not hear about shit you should talk to your gay friend with. That's why you have a gay friend. Money says your gay friend thinks even that shits too gay, I've been there.
  • For our partner to either join in on our hobbies or fuck off while we're doing them unless something mutually enjoyable is offered. No, watching The Notebook for the 50th time or 50 Shades of Crap is not mutually enjoyable.

Most guys though are typically stubborn when it comes to DIY and such. Any man worth his salt though wouldn't need much more help aside from their work or gym buddy.

 

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Basically...do nothing together and just be there for you? Yup, that sounds about accurate. :rolleyes: 

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Why the hell did this topic show up as a notification?

Since I am here, might just give my two cents.

Both genders have their quirks. You find a partner to deal with and don't complain on a tech forum.

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People don't even understand themselves. We all go more or less sour at the end of our lives because we use too much time trying to figure out others at the expense of ourselves if we're not urged to concentrate on more important matters. 

 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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I don't know who your talking about but I've never seen another man "flaunting there his 20 inch dong" around in public.

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet

have you met the 2000's kids yet? The only thing I'm guilty as charged of is the toilet seat

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I don't even understand myself

 

(but I understand others even less)

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And i´m still waiting for a trustworthy woman that isnt a lying B~%&@. I believe she´s somewhere out there. :ph34r:

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One problem a lot of guys have is their glaring ego standing in the way of them thinking rationally, or not being an ass in general.

A lot of women want that glaring ego D:

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you wanna understand males

 

sex

food

sleep

work

play

 

As a male I can confirm this.

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Then honey you have no idea how i work if you think i am anything like that.

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

 

This thread reminded me of how I've lived in a house full of feminists ever since my shit dad got a divorce and buggered off almost 10 years ago.

At first I hated it....but now I like it.

I probably know more about living and dealing with females more than anyone else.

There's plenty of guys here who don't understand women, and no kidding because you all ain't been through the trenches like I have lol

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The toilet seat thing is stupid.

If women want to be treated the same as men, why do they demand special shit like this lol.

How bout you leave the seat up after YOU'RE done

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The toilet seat thing is stupid.

If women want to be treated the same as men, why do they demand special shit like this lol.

How bout you leave the seat up after YOU'RE done

This shit grinds my gears more than most things, it's some superficial fucking worshipping thing women try to pull off.

 

Most women have no clue what it is like to have a proper relationship, to be with someone who is their soul mate.

A true soul mate has nothing to hide, nothing superficial, you are together as one.

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