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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

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I don't understand women.

 

 

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Women are confusing. 

 

When your girlfriend is mad, sometimes you should call....but other times you shoudln't. And if you call ten times and she doesn't answer and stop calling, but don't call the eleventh she'll be pissed. Sometimes girls want you to call when they're upset and will be pissed if you don't; and other times they don't and will be pissed if you do. 

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I don't understand women.

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i think we are going to need a Men expert, like @STRMfrmXMN but female

 

also whats with you women and the toilet seat, just lower it yourself

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Let me explain something very simple to you, us men most of the time don't mean to do things wrong. We just want to have fun and be happy. We're sorry for any confusion we cause you but just know, women are infinitely more confusing then men.

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

sounds like someone was recently dumped

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Here's how to understand men: go up and ask them stuff. It's really not that hard.

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I can't tell what is and isn't serious to be honest.

 

Most of what you said is untrue, so there's that.

I suspect troll or some bait tactic to draw hate

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I dont understand myself either. I feel you @Gale

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The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). 

both of these are generally false. They apply to some teenagers, but thats about it

 

They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. 

Because its more fun to figure it out without looking everything up

 

Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . 

because there is no advantage to for men

 

They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

Because you notice the extremes, and confirmation bias

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

so. to you the world is filled with mens hiding while others wingle their dongs around out in the open ?

what the hell did you take.

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

I don't know, they are weird, but they ask the same question about us.

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

 

I'm possibly the farthest thing from this, yet a man. Hm... Breaking the norm? O.o

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

I find men much less confusing. Seriously we make it so much clearer that we find you attractive...

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