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I'll start. Up until 4th grade or so, whenever someone mentioned that a movie had "adult situations", I always thought they were talking about doing taxes and working at the office. It's one of the reasons I was never tempted to watch a Rated R movie.

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I thought the Government knew what they were doing, ha, how wrong I was. 

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I believed women didn't have bellybuttons.

 

when I was 3

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To save on batteries for my Tamiya car, I thought hey, I know a place that batteries never run out!  So I attached 2 copper wires to the ends and stuck it in a 240v outlet.  The fkin thing exploded.

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Unfortunatly, I lived in a family that destroyed all fantasies that a child might have. My mom and dad were always brutally honest with me and my sister. 

The one thing that i did think was true (which wasn't) I can't really say on this forum. It's way too risque.

And I don't know if I were to be considered a "little kid", since I was 14 when I began believing it.

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Unfortunatly, I lived in a family that destroyed all fantasies that a child might have. My mom and dad were always brutally honest with me and my sister. 

The one thing that i did think was true (which wasn't) I can't really say on this forum. It's way to risque.

And I don't know if I were to be considered a "little kid", since I was 14 when I began believing it.

 

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I tried to cook a toy animal one's , Thinking that it would be the same thing as cooking a real live animal.

The days i remember getting an ass whooping from my mom for that very day....

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I thought girls had penises too.... I was not a smart 5 year old.

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Yeah, let's go with that.

I would fit OK, since I do have a copy of the Satanic Bible which I bought when i was about that age. 

 

Ah, not sure if that's cool or not.  :mellow:

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I thought US Goverment were the good Guys.

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This:

 

I was so wrong...

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My brother told me that everybody on TV was in the actual box itself and they were just shrunken.

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I don't really recall me believing some funny or crazy stuff when I was young. I was the guy telling my friend in school that Santa wasn't real.

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That my mother and father could read my mind (turns out that I was just terrible at telling lies. No poker face what so ever)

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Unfortunatly, I lived in a family that destroyed all fantasies that a child might have. My mom and dad were always brutally honest with me and my sister. 

The one thing that i did think was true (which wasn't) I can't really say on this forum. It's way too risque.

And I don't know if I were to be considered a "little kid", since I was 14 when I began believing it.

Can you maybe PM about it? I'm suddenly extremely curious. 

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