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If you were to take Lukes idea of having a disconnected hard drive in the computer and mix it with DIY perks video on how to make a backup drive which is turned on by a switch. You could quite easily have a porn button that is on the underside of your computer ;)

https://youtu.be/BZnljKjJLvM

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I'm getting a sense you did this just to amuse yourselves making those euphemism jokes and video skits.

Anyway, if anyone is paranoid about someone going through their computer to find their stash to the point where they're thinking about how to evade keyloggers and disk analysis utilities, they should convert their favourite images to ASCII art to make the files as small as possible.

Or maybe just use your imagination. Nobody will crack that.

 

Edit: Actually the more I think about the ASCII thing, the more I want to actually try that.

You could convert each frame of a video to an ASCII art file (I'm sure there's a ready-made utility for that) and then 'play the video back' with a bash script quickly displaying each file.

And you could 'stream' it by SSH-ing into your server. No image viewer, media player or browser needed. Hell, you don't even need a graphical user interface. SSH is encrypted.

A keylogger still gets you, but if you have a keylogger on your machine, you've got more important things to worry about than your porn tastes being found out.

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Or just give a folder a clever name in a good location and call it a day.

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Oh yeah, forgot to mention, this is 2015 and having porn isn't even a big deal (at least where I'm living). Besides, why would I ever let someone use my computer without my supervision? Tsk tsk...

 

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Nice to see you got your pic back, the mods okay with that? :P

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Oh yeah, forgot to mention, this is 2015 and having porn isn't even a big deal (at least where I'm living). Besides, why would I ever let someone use my computer without my supervision? Tsk tsk...

 

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Nice to see you got your pic back, the mods okay with that? :P

My picture was always okay with; it was another picture that they had a problem with

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I love how you managed to keep the idea of your parents trying to find your porn, because it would be totally illegal and inappropriate for any teenager ever to watch porn.

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You don't watch 1080p porn? :o

Those pixels?

You mean to say you do not watch 4k 3D porn?

 

 

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My 4 video folders are full of Ecchi anime and some Hentai.. No real life porn.. No need to hide my folders.

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Wow guys. If someone wants to know what porn I look at so badly to use a keylogger, I'm either much more famous than I believe I am or somebody really wants to know how to hit on me :P

Seriously though, this was the 'Paint Linus' Car' video of the main channell. Too. Many. Bad. Puns. Seriously. This kinda content goes on superfun, or maybe WAN. Probably WAN, actually.

Forget what I said.

You always had horrible puns.

Just keep the sausages out of the pictures, they look bad and make me feel sick :P

If you ever come up with better puns then PM them to Linus,isn't it right?
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My 4 video folders are full of Ecchi anime and some Hentai.. No real life porn.. No need to hide my folders.

You proved that people who watch animes are actually attracted to animations
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Why hide it? Make your pron as a screen saver.

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My 4 video folders are full of Ecchi anime and some Hentai.. No real life porn.. No need to hide my folders.

Well, it's not gay if it's not a real man...

 

Fuck, I'm getting banned for this, am I.

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This video was great, not sure why it has so many dislikes.

 

Probably because it's cringeworthy af?

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In my opinion it should've been a video showing a method of hiding your important data which could be applied to the porn on your computer. Not the other way around.

That would make WAY too much sense for a LTT video.

 

 

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quick some one post the luke+linus fan art

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After you have encrypted it with 7-Zip, you should change the file extension, so it doesn't look like an archive. Before you watch it, you change it back to .7z or whatever and after that, you change it back again.

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Who the hell downloads porn nowadays?

If the internet/power (if you have a laptop) goes out. What else you gonna do?

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Beat it to magazines like the good ol' days?

I ain't paying for porn. Besides, who likes turning stuck together pages?

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