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Sorry, come to my house to tell me that. I cant hear you over the sound of your Xbox 360 dying of how boring you are. 

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alright i got a better one this time

 

 

want to know why a computer is dumb

 

 

 

 

 

 

because it cant count to two
 

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You have the amount of stupidity as Blizzard does money. (my probs grammer be shit there)

 

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I actually find that quite decent. 

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You have the amount of stupidity as Blizzard does money. (my probs grammer be shit there)

 

@lutewan 

I actually find that quite decent. 

 

witch one the first one or the second one

 

 

edit. i think its the first that's not vulgar or hating onaa company

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witch one the first one or the second one

Second, even though it's untrue, basically (utmost way) a computer is a really stupid machine lol. 

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Fax you!

 

I'm sorry for the horrible pun... I'll be going home now...

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You're about as useful as a Nokia N-gage

As a Nokia N-Gage owner I feel insulted...

 

 

 

lolno. It functions well as a phone, but there's nothing amazing about it

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Your about as hot as a stock pentium on idle with a dual loop water cooling system....

Mouthful of an insult.

 

 

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Oh, oh really? lol

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Your about as hot as a stock pentium on idle with a dual loop water cooling system....

Mouthful of an insult.

 

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Oh, oh really? lol

I'm real bored atm, no YT vids to watch, no data to download more gamez or watch some anime, and I really have nothing else to do. 

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I'm real bored atm, no YT vids to watch, no data to download more gamez or watch some anime, and I really have nothing else to do. 

There are always youtube videos to watch

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUGhUtOAn4wMGmMZ7GC3_XSQ

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There are always youtube videos to watch

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUGhUtOAn4wMGmMZ7GC3_XSQ

Well okay then... 

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Well okay then... 

thank me later

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Controversial, but hey

 

You're as bent as my iPhone 6
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thank me later

Watched them all, I feel tainted...

@TehStranger? Oddly enough, I really like that gif as your profile picture lol.

Woohoo, randomness ftw. 

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Yes you are quite an advanced person aren't you... So many threads with so few actual cores...

(I tried)

 

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Watched them all, I feel tainted...

@TehStranger? Oddly enough, I really like that gif as your profile picture lol.

Woohoo, randomness ftw. 

haha thanks I guess :P 

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You're more retarded than a USB 1.0 port transferring every episode of the jerry springer show.

Eric S. Raymond used an E6600 from 2005 until 12/30/14 or open source software creation. Raw data computations in excess of 18GB each. Core 2 Duos still have tons of life left, my friend.

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I'll give it a try...

Your budget gaming rig makes me wanna BSOD!

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Bragging about your expensive [insert pc part] doesn't make your pen!s any bigger.

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You're like Windows Vista's UAC, won't let go of me.

i'm a potato

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