Post Your Best Possible Tech Insult ..

[Calavera]

You're like the date on the taskbar, everyone points at you, but it never clicks.

[Calavera]

You're easier than a shortcut on a desktop.

[Calavera]

You are like a faulty power button, you never turn anybody on.

[Tech_Dreamer]

You are like a faulty power button, you never turn anybody on.

Jesus, man! you're on a roll

[Tech_Dreamer]

Your face is like a TN panel good to look straight on, pretty ugly to look at it from the sides

[DigitalHermit]

You're like a Diablotek PSU. You're a beauty, only on the outside.

[KemoKa]

 "to be honest, as a couple, you two are so mismatched, you're worse than an XBox One's GPU and it's VRAM."

[Nuluvius]

Your mother is so fat that the recursive function to compute her mass causes a stack overflow.

[LukaP]

You are analogous to AMD in enthusiast computing. Useless.

[swagfag]

you use a mac

- everyone ever

[Nuluvius]

you use a mac

- everyone ever

 

That is indeed a horrible and nasty thing to say to someone!

[swagfag]

You're like Windows Vista's UAC, won't let go of me.

and still insecure

[Trik'Stari]

Console peasant. Nuff said

[antoainb]

and still insecure

 

Yeah.

[asim1999]

your console is so crap that you are begging off microsoft and sony to use their services by PAYING them. So dont beg it (console peasant)

[Tech_Dreamer]

Your face looks like a minecraft block 

[STRMfrmXMN]

You remind me of binary. You just can't even.

[Mooshi]

The only thing cheaper than you is a case from Raidmax.

[themaniac]

heres one hope its good

 

"your as cheap as a psu in an alienware pc"

[Tech_Dreamer]

Your as much popular as windows 8

[Pugs501]

I missed you so much, I forgot about Windows 8.

[WinNut]

Not exactly tech but cars, close enough.

 

What the hell have you been smoking? You're higher than a high beam headlight that's been misaligned upwards.

[SpaceSquid]

I am gonna hit you till it gigahertz

[connorpiper]

You're as useless as a 5400RPM HDD!

[Sammael]

Dramatization:

Linus interviewing new applicant for the position of video editing monkey.

Linus: Glances at application during interview and notices his email contact is a Hotmail account.

(ooh...)

Linus: Cuts off interview and tells the applicant we'll call you.