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Only one rule : 

One post per insult please, Do not target or start a war with a specific member, (well you can if the othermember takes it as a joke ), Just keep things cool..

 

 

I'll start..

 

My Samsung Galaxy's got more cores than your sempron PC...

Details separate people.

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I like this one.

 

You are as good as the netcode of Battflefield 4

"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength" Arnold

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You sing like a dial up modem.

That one is glorious x3

 

I might add, you're as cool as a GTX 480 on a summer day.

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You are like a laptops RAM stick, SO-DIMM!

 

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You are about as fun to be around as CoD is to play.

but cod is fun... but shit

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I have a dirty joke that i made up and havent decided if 1. it makes sense or 2. is funny but here goes. I'd like to RAM you to the CORE hahahaha no ._.

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That's a complement, not an insult.

HAHA funny joke!.

But actually, it's gotten a lot better since the fall patch. 

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HAHA funny joke!.

But actually, it's gotten a lot better since the fall patch. 

tickrate is abysmal after playing CS though

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If your gaming habits were a dress code they'd be casual (not really tech but yoloright?)

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My cousin plays FIFA 07 on his PS2 I was playing FIFA 15 UT on my phone, so I started laughing and then said "My phone has better graphics than a PS2 XD" and he was like :(

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lol jokes are funny

 

u pezent u dont even know how fast your potato is

 

 

edit. dont judge me thats the best i got

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lol jokes are funny

 

u pezent u dont even know how fast your potato is

 

 

edit. dont judge me thats the best i got

ill forgive the joke because of the gif :P

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HAHA funny joke!.

But actually, it's gotten a lot better since the fall patch. 

Yep. I haven't gotten killed around a corner yet. This is the best Netcode of any battlefield game.

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What happened to your profile picture and who is this Tanku Neko guy?

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Yep. I haven't gotten killed around a corner yet. This is the best Netcode of any battlefield game.

Yeah...I still die around corners...but....ok yeah it still sucks.

Home is where the heart my desktop is.

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I care as much about you as Microsoft cares about PC gaming. 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

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