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You're so ugly, not even EA will screw you.

and make a series of games about you too cuz that's how much ea forces bad concepts
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You wouldnt download a car, but you need to Download a new face.

you wouldn't download a car... because us data speeds couldn't get me a hubcap lolz

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You're stupider than gaben. At least he could count to two. 

Eric S. Raymond used an E6600 from 2005 until 12/30/14 or open source software creation. Raw data computations in excess of 18GB each. Core 2 Duos still have tons of life left, my friend.

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At least Ubisoft is consistent with how bad they are. You cant even get that right. 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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so quite useful for holding all my stuff?

 

Well, 5400RPM HDDs are so slow that they don't really do that.

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You're so bad, even Ubisoft said you aren't good enough. 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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You're cheaper than the game on Steam Holiday sale :/

Details separate people.

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You are as slow asy hdd

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Your moma's so fat she.....          Oh wait.....       Yea, I got nothing. 

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Your moma's so fat she.....          Oh wait.....       Yea, I got nothing. 

yo mama is so dumb she invented the binary system by trying to count

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Well, 5400RPM HDDs are so slow that they don't really do that.

*loads anime episode*

Seems alright to me...

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You are so obscure it'd be easier to download RAM.

[witty signature]

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You are so obscure it'd be easier to download RAM.

your so stupid you came with no drivers

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You're about as popular as Netscape Navigator.

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your so stupid you came with no drivers

Oh yeah? At least my cooling isn't struggling from being so hotheaded!

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