Corrupt a Wish game

[Tog Driver]

2 hours ago, FakeNSA said:

Granted: but only because you are working remotely from Zimbabwe. 
I wish my pc was working. 

Granted, it now has a job in Zimbabwe.

 

I wish these deep fried potato pieces were still hot.

[Bombastinator]

1 hour ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, it now has a job in Zimbabwe.

 

I wish these deep fried potato pieces were still hot.

Your deep fried potato pieces are still hot because they were thrown into a volcano

 

i wish I had the focus to finish my chores correctly

[The King of the Undead]

3 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

Your deep fried potato pieces are still hot because they were thrown into a volcano

 

i wish I had the focus to finish my chores correctly

you now can't focus on anything but chores.

 

I wish I was better at supreme commander.

[Tog Driver]

2 hours ago, The King of the Undead said:

you now can't focus on anything but chores.

 

I wish I was better at supreme commander.

Granted, but you can never play it again.

I wish @The King of the Undead was not a talkative corpse.

[Beerzerker]

Granted.

But at the expense of the user below, taking the added life and luck from them.

 

I wish I could find a million dollars.

[burh4n]

36 minutes ago, Beerzerker said:

Granted.

But at the expense of the user below, taking the added life and luck from them.

 

I wish I could find a million dollars.

Granted, but it takes 1 million days to find it.

I wish for tomorrow

[NineEyeRon]

1 hour ago, Sushimus said:

Granted, but youll wake up spontaniously slathered in vaseline head to toe.

 

I wish I was better at keeping a sleeping schedule

Granted but you have to fall asleep for the last 5 minutes out of every 30.

 

I wish for new golf clubs.

[Shreyas1]

12 minutes ago, NineEyeRon said:

Granted but you have to fall asleep for the last 5 minutes out of every 30.

 

I wish for new golf clubs.

Granted, but they're those little plastic ones made for kids

 

 

I wish for a working, new rtx 2080ti

[Starelementpoke]

32 minutes ago, Sushimus said:

Granted, but theres a bomb strapped to the box and itll blow if you tamper with it

I wish I could control my hair length with my mind

Granted, the length you want applies to all your body hair 1:1. 

 

I wish I could do Calculus ll better to do well on my final.

[Shreyas1]

13 minutes ago, Starelementpoke said:

Granted, the length you want applies to all your body hair 1:1. 

 

I wish I could do Calculus ll better to do well on my final.

Granted, you now lose knowledge of literally everything else and become a calculus machine only

 

i wish for more wishes

[burh4n]

1 minute ago, Shreyas1 said:

Granted, you now lose knowledge of literally everything else and become a calculus machine only

 

i wish for more wishes

Granted, but all your extra wishes come at the cost of losing everything gained from a previous wish.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

 

18 minutes ago, Starelementpoke said:

Granted, the length you want applies to all your body hair 1:1. 

 

I wish I could do Calculus ll better to do well on my final.

Wanted to reply [Granted, but you forget basic how to perform basic calculations (spoiler this really happens when you get to higher maths)]

[RussiansRule]

3 hours ago, burh4n said:

Granted, but all your extra wishes come at the cost of losing everything gained from a previous wish.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

 

Wanted to reply [Granted, but you forget basic how to perform basic calculations (spoiler this really happens when you get to higher maths)]

Granted but, now that you know what you want and you won't let you stop thinking about it until you've disintegrated into nothing 

 

I wish I could fly

[Tog Driver]

21 hours ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted but, now that you know what you want and you won't let you stop thinking about it until you've disintegrated into nothing 

 

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you can’t land.

 

I wish I wouldn’t have missed the past few wishes.

[kaiju_wars]

2 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but you can’t land.

 

I wish I wouldn’t have missed the past few wishes.

Granted.  You didn't miss them, but you gained absolutely nothing and possibly lost some.

I wish I could have $1 billion in US currency

[Gegger]

55 minutes ago, kaiju_wars said:

Granted.  You didn't miss them, but you gained absolutely nothing and possibly lost some.

I wish I could have $1 billion in US currency

granted but you can only spend 1 cent a day

 

i wish that i didn't have ballet class

[Eschew]

4 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but you can only spend 1 cent a day

 

i wish that i didn't have ballet class

Granted, but you get more lingling wannabe lessons and more cars come in going 

 

I wish for more 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊's.

[Gegger]

4 hours ago, Eschew said:

Granted, but you get more lingling wannabe lessons and more cars come in going 

 

I wish for more 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊's.

granted but now there's too many 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊's

 

i wish for not so bitter tea

[ARikozuM]

4 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but now there's too many 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊's

 

i wish for not so bitter tea

Granted, but everything else tastes like oiled spinach.

 

I wish my grantings didn't involve oiled spinach.  

[Tog Driver]

1 hour ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted, but everything else tastes like oiled spinach.

 

I wish my grantings didn't involve oiled spinach.  

Granted, but it involves spoiled spinach instead of oiled spinach.

I wish I had more room to park things.

[The Flying Sloth]

1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but it involves spoiled spinach instead of oiled spinach.

I wish I had more room to park things.

Granted but the things you park can only be Proton Jumbucks

I wish I had more microphones

[Bombastinator]

3 minutes ago, The Flying Sloth said:

Granted but the things you park can only be Proton Jumbucks

I wish I had more microphones

Granted.  They’re all internal.  Also you have gas.  
 

had to look up what a proton Jumbuck was.

apparently this is one.

 

i wish my current car lasts till the tesla pickup comes out

[RussiansRule]

21 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  They’re all internal.  Also you have gas.  
 

had to look up what a proton Jumbuck was.

apparently this is one.

 

i wish my current car lasts till the tesla pickup comes out

Granted, but the tesla truck turns out to be a failure 

 

I wish to find a WW2 Relic that is not an Explosive

[Bombastinator]

5 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but the tesla truck turns out to be a failure 

 

I wish to find a WW2 Relic that is not an Explosive

Granted.  You found my stepmother.  Have fun with the gnomes and steinerism and “electromagnetic radiation protective” vest made of moss.

 

still a win.  I’ll be able to buy a used “Y” then.

 

i wish a really functional and effective vaccine is found.

[Perrin]

25 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  You found my stepmother.  Have fun with the gnomes and steinerism and “electromagnetic radiation protective” vest made of moss.

 

still a win.  I’ll be able to buy a used “Y” then.

 

i wish a really functional and effective vaccine is found.

Granted but the vaccine has a side effect that makes you grow toes on your face.

 

 

I wish there was a land made of chocolate

[Bombastinator]

9 minutes ago, Perrin said:

Granted but the vaccine has a side effect that makes you grow toes on your face.

 

 

I wish there was a land made of chocolate

Granted.  You have to live there.

 

I’ll live with the toes.  I can’t get much uglier and maybe they’ll come in handy.

 

i wish grocery delivery didn’t come with an effective 100% markup.  It’s not even the delivery fees, it’s the limitations on what they put in the app.  Everything is sample size and there are no house or economy brands.  The company is making a pile off that.