Corrupt a Wish game

[Guest]

Just now, Bombastinator said:

Got about 10 more years on the roof shingles but I have no doubt it will happen.  There’s always something.  
 

Granted.  You now have bipolar disorder (it actually does that in the manic phase)  many sufferers commit suicide.  
 

I wish my garage was done.

Nearly describes me in real life!

 

Wish Granted sir!! 

But your car got wrecked in the parkling lot at walmart by some old guy while you where inside shopping and no longer have a car to have a use for the garage.

[Drama Lama]

1 hour ago, ShrimpBrime said:

Nearly describes me in real life!

 

Wish Granted sir!! 

But your car got wrecked in the parkling lot at walmart by some old guy while you where inside shopping and no longer have a car to have a use for the garage.

I wish NVIDIA would price all their cards at 1€/$/£

[betacollector64]

4 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

I wish NVIDIA would price all their cards at 1€/$/£

Wish granted! NVIDIA sells you a base card for one dollar, and asks you to pay $1 per CUDA core to unlock

[Drama Lama]

I wish all my work would be done 

[Tog Driver]

51 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

I wish all my work would be done 

Granted, you now have no work so nothing is actually done.

 

I wish I was able to figure out the Easter egg in a game I’m playing.

[Drama Lama]

3 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you now have no work so nothing is actually done.

 

I wish I was able to figure out the Easter egg in a game I’m playing.

Granted. But it the easteregg is just one pice of a huge puzzle.

 

i wish i could enjoy quarantine

[Bombastinator]

4 hours ago, betacollector64 said:

Wish granted! NVIDIA sells you a base card for one dollar, and asks you to pay $1 per CUDA core to unlock

I wonder how close to actual pricing that is

[Tog Driver]

4 hours ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted. But it the easteregg is just one pice of a huge puzzle.

 

i wish i could enjoy quarantine

Granted, now you only enjoy quarantine, the quarantine ends and "normal" sucks.

I wish I would have tried the thing that actually worked sooner.

[Bombastinator]

5 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, now you only enjoy quarantine, the quarantine ends and "normal" sucks.

I wish I would have tried the thing that actually worked sooner.

I’ll take “the quarantine ends” as a granted wish at this point.  I just read report about a paper abstract out of China which says it’s possible virus mutation capacity was radically underestimated.  It may have ALREADY mutated several times.  This may mean that vaccines in the pipeline are useless. 

[handymanshandle]

On 4/29/2020 at 10:38 AM, FakeNSA said:

Granted: but only because you are working remotely from Zimbabwe. 
I wish my pc was working. 

Granted, but it's only working with RedStar OS now

 

I wish I had about $70 million to buy and re-fit a Boeing 717 (about 9 million for the plane) and add in extra fuel tanks and a more basic private jet interior for it (probably like another 60 mil) and the money to hire a team to fly and help manage the plane and if it's required some kind of cabin crew but I'm fine doing my own meal serving.
 

Spoiler

Could be greedy for a BBJ747-8 or BBJ787 but I mean eh, a 717 is already wishful enough and one of my favorite planes

 

[Tog Driver]

20 minutes ago, pinksnowbirdie said:

Granted, but it's only working with RedStar OS now

 

I wish I had about $70 million to buy and re-fit a Boeing 717 (about 9 million for the plane) and add in extra fuel tanks and a more basic private jet interior for it (probably like another 60 mil) and the money to hire a team to fly and help manage the plane and if it's required some kind of cabin crew but I'm fine doing my own meal serving.
 

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Could be greedy for a BBJ747-8 or BBJ787 but I mean eh, a 717 is already wishful enough and one of my favorite planes

 

Granted, but the plane crashes.

 

I wish I had more time to do fun things.

[handymanshandle]

1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but the plane crashes.

 

I wish I had more time to do fun things.

Smh they should've been more careful with the balance

Granted but you never have the money to do those fun things


I wish for a more powerful desk fan

[Gegger]

2 minutes ago, pinksnowbirdie said:

Smh they should've been more careful with the balance

Granted but you never have the money to do those fun things


I wish for a more powerful desk fan

granted but it somehow creates a black hole

 

i wish for a logical wish

[Eschew]

2 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but it somehow creates a black hole

 

i wish for a logical wish

Granted, but the wish follows MO logic and you receive ham from a cow.

 

 

I wish for y'all are having a pleasantly  day.

[Tog Driver]

16 minutes ago, Eschew said:

Granted, but the wish follows MO logic and you receive ham from a cow.

 

 

I wish for y'all are having a pleasantly  day.

Granted, we all have a pleasant day, but you hate it for some reason.

 

I wish I was not tired.

[Gegger]

17 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, we all have a pleasant day, but you hate it for some reason.

 

I wish I was not tired.

granted but you are in intense pain

 

i wish that i could get enchanted juggernaut gear in rpg mo

[BlueChinchillaEatingDorito]

7 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but you are in intense pain

 

i wish that i could get enchanted juggernaut gear in rpg mo

Granted. But that'll only be through micro-transactions costing you an arm and a leg.

 

I wish procrastination was not a thing.  

[Drama Lama]

1 hour ago, BlueChinchillaEatingDorito said:

Granted. But that'll only be through micro-transactions costing you an arm and a leg.

 

I wish procrastination was not a thing.  

Granted. You simply don’t try to do the things you normally would procrastinate in the first place.

 

I wish the rain at my location would stop

[Tog Driver]

4 hours ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted. You simply don’t try to do the things you normally would procrastinate in the first place.

 

I wish the rain at my location would stop

Granted, It starts hailing instead.

 

I wish I could get more sleep.

[Bombastinator]

5 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, It starts hailing instead.

 

I wish I could get more sleep.

Granted.  You develop narcolepsy. every time you get excited it’s like you’ve been pole axed.

 

i wish there was a clear end in sight for this virus stuff and that end was not disaster.
 

 

[Drama Lama]

1 hour ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  You develop narcolepsy. every time you get excited it’s like you’ve been pole axed.

 

i wish there was a clear end in sight for this virus stuff and that end was not disaster.
 

 

Granted by the end of the May Corona crisis will end but then the killerbees arrive

 

I wish i had at third arm because it would make soldering much easier

[Tog Driver]

5 hours ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted by the end of the May Corona crisis will end but then the killerbees arrive

 

I wish i had at third arm because it would make soldering much easier

Granted, you have a third arm, but you are captured and experimented on for being a mutant.

 

I wish I had something to snack on.

[Drama Lama]

1 hour ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you have a third arm, but you are captured and experimented on for being a mutant.

 

I wish I had something to snack on.

Granted but the snacks are for cats and not humans 

i wish I had a bigger balcony for summer 

[Gegger]

3 hours ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but the snacks are for cats and not humans 

i wish I had a bigger balcony for summer 

granted but it's literally hell

 

i wish the tea i drank today didn't make me nearly puke

[Seanabo]

7 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but it's literally hell

 

i wish the tea i drank today didn't make me nearly puke

Granted, your tea made you actually puke

 

I wish for my own real life pokemon