Corrupt a Wish game

[handymanshandle]

It doesn't commit no anymore but now it's sending data to the North Korean government

 

 

I wish I could afford go to a flight school

 

[Gix7Fifty]

2 minutes ago, pinksnowbirdie said:

It doesn't commit no anymore but now it's sending data to the North Korean government

 

 

I wish I could afford go to a flight school

 

Granted, it's the one in GTA V.

 

I wish my lawn would stay well manicured.

[RussiansRule]

17 hours ago, Gix7Fifty said:

Granted, it's the one in GTA V.

 

I wish my lawn would stay well manicured.

Granted, but your lawn is so hard to pull out you can't plant anything and walking on it is like walking on needles

 

I wish to own an airport

[Bananasplit_00]

Just now, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but your lawn is so hard to pull out you can't plant anything and walking on it is like walking on needles

 

I wish to own an airport

You loan a huge amount of money with insaine amounts of interest to buy an airport in financial ruin and you end up in tremendous debt. Having sold everything, you end up a street bum and slowly descend  into madness

 

I wish i had more energy in the afternoon

[GreyestGoat]

23 minutes ago, Bananasplit_00 said:

You loan a huge amount of money with insaine amounts of interest to buy an airport in financial ruin and you end up in tremendous debt. Having sold everything, you end up a street bum and slowly descend  into madness

 

I wish i had more energy in the afternoon

You end up with 6,000 KG of batteries.

 

I wish for a wrist watch.

[RussiansRule]

6 hours ago, GreyestGoat said:

You end up with 6,000 KG of batteries.

 

I wish for a wrist watch.

Granted, but the wrist watch doesn't fit either of your wrists

 

I wish for Mosin Nagant/M1891

[handymanshandle]

On 4/17/2020 at 10:54 PM, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but the wrist watch doesn't fit either of your wrists

 

I wish for Mosin Nagant/M1891

Wish granted but it's made out of legos

I wish for some land to build a house on

[Gegger]

20 minutes ago, pinksnowbirdie said:

Wish granted but it's made out of legos

I wish for some land to build a house on

granted but it's the size of a coffee mug and you can only build with dirt on it

 

i wish for sleep

[Pickles von Brine]

2 hours ago, Gegger said:

granted but it's the size of a coffee mug and you can only build with dirt on it

 

i wish for sleep

Granted, but you sleep 30 minutes at a time. 
I wish I had some cows. 

[straight_stewie]

5 minutes ago, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

I wish I had some cows. 

Granted, but they all have mad cow disease.

I wish I had a race car.

[Gegger]

1 minute ago, straight_stewie said:

Granted, but they all have mad cow disease.

I wish I had a race car.

granted but it's the size of a coffee mug(i don't know why i keep saying this)

 

i wish that i stop stubbing my toe on pillows

[greenhorn]

6 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but it's the size of a coffee mug(i don't know why i keep saying this)

 

i wish that i stop stubbing my toe on pillows

Granted, you'll stub them on table legs and door frames instead.

I wish I could find a powerful, cheap clean energy source.

[Gegger]

2 minutes ago, greenhorn said:

Granted, you'll stub them on table legs and door frames instead.

I wish I could find a powerful, cheap clean energy source.

granted but it only works 1% of the time

[RussiansRule]

8 hours ago, greenhorn said:

Granted, you'll stub them on table legs and door frames instead.

I wish I could find a powerful, cheap clean energy source.

Granted, but since you came before your time you explode and it becomes known as the Chernobyl disaster

[Gegger]

whoops forgot to add a wish to my last one

 

i wish that i could stop smelling smoke at 5 am

[greenhorn]

6 hours ago, Gegger said:

i wish that i could stop smelling smoke at 5 am

Granted, but it happens because you lose your sense of smell.

I wish the lockdown would end.

[XR6]

15 hours ago, greenhorn said:

I wish the lockdown would end.

Granted, but it gets replaced with complete quarantine. Instead of staying at home, you and everyone else in the world are forced to quarantine in a cell for 2 months. You can't leave, and food/water is passed through a small slot to you. Kinda like prison but worse.

 

edit: I don't think that's how this game works but whatever I can't delete a post once I've posted it. I still think there should be a delete button. Don't blame me if I ruined the game, I was tired when I wrote the post and this edit.

[handymanshandle]

18 hours ago, greenhorn said:

Granted, but it happens because you lose your sense of smell.

I wish the lockdown would end.

granted, but it doesn't end for you specifically

 

 

I wish there was still a passenger airline that operated the MD-11

[The King of the Undead]

On 4/20/2020 at 10:44 PM, pinksnowbirdie said:

granted, but it doesn't end for you specifically

 

 

I wish there was still a passenger airline that operated the MD-11

granted but It it horribly expensive for a budget experience and is horrible to it's employees.

[ARikozuM]

4 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

 

Granted but you now have a thousand voices whispering "nothing" and "kssshhhhh" (radio static) every second. 

 

I wish white noise machines all around the world would just be rickrolls. 

[The King of the Undead]

20 hours ago, ARikozuM said:

Granted but you now have a thousand voices whispering "nothing" and "kssshhhhh" (radio static) every second. 

 

I wish white noise machines all around the world would just be rickrolls. 

granted but your the only person who hears them.

 

I wish that my raspberry pi hadn't died.

[stojakovic]

8 hours ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted but your the only person who hears them.

 

I wish that my raspberry pi hadn't died.

granted but its literally has a life now. 

 

I wish all my orders from China will arrive on time.

[The King of the Undead]

1 hour ago, stojakovic said:

granted but its literally has a life now. 

 

I wish all my orders from China will arrive on time.

granted but you get covid.

[FakeNSA]

3 hours ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted but you get covid.

Banned for forgetting a wish. 
I wish I could actually type on a smartphone. 

[Tech_Dreamer]

3 minutes ago, FakeNSA said:

Banned for forgetting a wish. 
I wish I could actually type on a smartphone. 

Granted, But now you have 27 fingers in your hands to type instantaneously.

 

i wish i could buy a pink lambo.