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21 minutes ago, shoutingsteve said:

Wish granted, but it has pineapple and ranch on it.

I wish it would stay above freezing tonight so my plants don't get frosted.

Granted, scortching wildfire will turn your plants to charred remains overnight.

 

I want a 3900x to magically be delivered to my doorstep.

 

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23 minutes ago, shoutingsteve said:

Wish granted, but it has pineapple and ranch on it.

I wish it would stay above freezing tonight so my plants don't get frosted.

Granted, it'll be 115F and humid.

I wish for internet arguments to become civil.

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1 hour ago, shoutingsteve said:

Wish granted, but it has pineapple and ranch on it.

I wish it would stay above freezing tonight so my plants don't get frosted.

Granted, but it was so hot your plants dried out

 

I wish to play the battlefield game Series

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1 hour ago, Grabhanem said:

Granted, it'll be 115F and humid.

I wish for internet arguments to become civil.

Granted but that later becomes the cause for a Civil War 

 

I wish to have propeller engine plane 

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1 hour ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted but that later becomes the cause for a Civil War 

 

I wish to have propeller engine plane 

Granted, but half the propeller is missing.

 

I wish to understand trigonometry.

"hi 911? my grandma is on the floor and shes not responding to anything"
"have you tried turning it off and on again?"

 

 

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, di-di-ding

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3 minutes ago, 732 said:

Granted, but half the propeller is missing.

 

I wish to understand trigonometry.

Granted, but you become a Mad Mathematician

 

I wish for my school to explode while I'm gone

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1 minute ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but you become a Mad Mathematician

 

I wish for my school to explode while I'm gone

Granted, but you were taking a walk next to it and now you've been exploded.

 

I wish for an ROG Strix G14 without the AniMe matrix.

"hi 911? my grandma is on the floor and shes not responding to anything"
"have you tried turning it off and on again?"

 

 

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, di-di-ding

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28 minutes ago, 732 said:

Granted, but you were taking a walk next to it and now you've been exploded.

 

I wish for an ROG Strix G14 without the AniMe matrix.

Granted, but the laptop comes without a bios

 

I wish to have a bunker in my backyard

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2 hours ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but the laptop comes without a bios

 

I wish to have a bunker in my backyard

Granted, but your long-lost relative who already passed away made it and it's sealed shut with a 6-stage combination lock and a fingerprint scanner.

 

I wish for a 3950x, Titan RTX, and a Titan Xp Star Wars Galactic Empire Collector's Edition.

"hi 911? my grandma is on the floor and shes not responding to anything"
"have you tried turning it off and on again?"

 

 

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, di-di-ding

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3 minutes ago, 732 said:

Granted, but your long-lost relative who already passed away made it and it's sealed shut with a 6-stage combination lock and a fingerprint scanner.

 

I wish for a 3950x, Titan RTX, and a Titan Xp Star Wars Galactic Empire Collector's Edition.

granted but they all get burned up in a fire

 

i wish allergies didn't exist

 

edit: pressed enter too early

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1 minute ago, Gegger said:

granted but they all get burned up in a fire

 

i wish allergies didn't exist

 

edit: pressed enter too early

Granted, but you still have allergies.

 

I wish for it to be 5:00 pm PDT.

"hi 911? my grandma is on the floor and shes not responding to anything"
"have you tried turning it off and on again?"

 

 

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, di-di-ding

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28 minutes ago, 732 said:

Granted, but you still have allergies.

 

I wish for it to be 5:00 pm PDT.

Granted, but the time machine messed up and now your flying around in space at 5:00 pm PDTa

 

I wish for that the Russian Empire Not to withdraw there forces in 1917

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1 minute ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but the time machine messed up and now your flying around in space at 5:00 pm PDTa

 

I wish for that the Russian Empire Not to withdraw there forces in 1917

Granted, but the Russian Empire then falls in 1918.

 

I wish CoVID-19 will die out tomorrow.

"hi 911? my grandma is on the floor and shes not responding to anything"
"have you tried turning it off and on again?"

 

 

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, di-di-ding

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5 minutes ago, 732 said:

Granted, but the Russian Empire then falls in 1918.

 

I wish CoVID-19 will die out tomorrow.

Granted but you the last being infected 

 

I wish to shoot down a Focke-Wulf 190 will controling a Yak 3

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32 minutes ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted but you the last being infected 

 

I wish to shoot down a Focke-Wulf 190 will controling a Yak 3

Granted, but Joe mama yells for you to wake up

 

I wish to get thermal paste for christmas 

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10 minutes ago, Gundar said:

You do but Joe mama yells for you to wake up

 

I wish to get thermal paste for christmas 

Granted, but it comes dried out

 

I wish for boomers and other 30 and 40 year olds to stop hating on vidoe games so much

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1 hour ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but it comes dried out

 

I wish for boomers and other 30 and 40 year olds to stop hating on vidoe games so much

Granted, but they start playing them with you and have absolutely 0 understanding or skill.

 

i wish people would stop being fake

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5 minutes ago, scuff gang said:

Granted, but they start playing them with you and have absolutely 0 understanding or skill.

 

i wish people would stop being fake

I wish for everyone to be straight

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3 hours ago, RussiansRule said:

I wish for everyone to be straight

Granted, you've fixed every monitor-hogger's back problems and everyone's spines are straight and healthy, well done!

 

I wish the LTT forums wouldn't run into so many Error 502s/522s... 😞

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3 hours ago, scuff gang said:

Granted, but they start playing them with you and have absolutely 0 understanding or skill.

 

i wish people would stop being fake

Granted.  The simulation crashes.

 

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1 hour ago, FezBoy said:

Granted.  The simulation crashes.

 

I wish I was done with my homework

Granted, but tomorrow you'll get more of it

 

I wish for a dozen of the sweetest freshes Pears to appear in my house

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3 hours ago, RussiansRule said:

Granted, but tomorrow you'll get more of it

 

I wish for a dozen of the sweetest freshes Pears to appear in my house

Granted, but they only appear there, completely intangible and cannot be interacted with. 

I wish I had a jet car. 

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5 hours ago, Pickles - Lord of the Jar said:

Granted, but they only appear there, completely intangible and cannot be interacted with. 

I wish I had a jet car. 

Granted, but it consumes jet fuel and only goes 20mph

 

I wish for a box of chips

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10 minutes ago, scuff gang said:

Granted, but it consumes jet fuel and only goes 20mph

 

I wish for a box of chips

Granted, you get a box of paintchips and woodchips.

 

I wish the LinusTechTips_Team would take the #1 spot in the BOINC Pentathlon 2020. (Shameless plug. 😁)

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9 hours ago, Eschew said:

Granted, you get a box of paintchips and woodchips.

 

I wish the LinusTechTips_Team would take the #1 spot in the BOINC Pentathlon 2020. (Shameless plug. 😁)

granted but no other team does anything for the pentathlon

 

you forgot microchips and pokerchips :3

 

i wish my linux installation wouldn't just commit no

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