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Froody129

Hi all, 

 

I'm in school still and I'm looking to start a side hustle. I know I can just get a job but my issue is that I don't want to be chained to a work schedule when exams roll around. 

 

I've been thinking of selling coffee and hot dogs and stuff at sports days. 

 

My friend has been making bank with a 3D printer (spinners) but I don't have the cash right now and I don't want to cut into his market

 

Any ideas for a side hustle? 

 

(InB4 the guy saying to sell weed) 

That's an F in the profile pic

 

 

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Wire me money

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Profit. 

 

muh specs 

Gaming and HTPC (reparations)- ASUS 1080, MSI X99A SLI Plus, 5820k- 4.5GHz @ 1.25v, asetek based 360mm AIO, RM 1000x, 16GB memory, 750D with front USB 2.0 replaced with 3.0  ports, 2 250GB 850 EVOs in Raid 0 (why not, only has games on it), some hard drives

Screens- Acer preditor XB241H (1080p, 144Hz Gsync), LG 1080p ultrawide, (all mounted) directly wired to TV in other room

Stuff- k70 with reds, steel series rival, g13, full desk covering mouse mat

All parts black

Workstation(desk)- 3770k, 970 reference, 16GB of some crucial memory, a motherboard of some kind I don't remember, Micomsoft SC-512N1-L/DVI, CM Storm Trooper (It's got a handle, can you handle that?), 240mm Asetek based AIO, Crucial M550 256GB (upgrade soon), some hard drives, disc drives, and hot swap bays

Screens- 3  ASUS VN248H-P IPS 1080p screens mounted on a stand, some old tv on the wall above it. 

Stuff- Epicgear defiant (solderless swappable switches), g600, moutned mic and other stuff. 

Laptop docking area- 2 1440p korean monitors mounted, one AHVA matte, one samsung PLS gloss (very annoying, yes). Trashy Razer blackwidow chroma...I mean like the J key doesn't click anymore. I got a model M i use on it to, but its time for a new keyboard. Some edgy Utechsmart mouse similar to g600. Hooked to laptop dock for both of my dell precision laptops. (not only docking area)

Shelf- i7-2600 non-k (has vt-d), 380t, some ASUS sandy itx board, intel quad nic. Currently hosts shared files, setting up as pfsense box in VM. Also acts as spare gaming PC with a 580 or whatever someone brings. Hooked into laptop dock area via usb switch

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If you want something to do that gives quick money, get a mower. Find lazy assholes who wait until the city plants one of those  "cut your grass asshole or pay a fine" signs in there. Offer to cut their grass for 20$ or more. Most lawns will take you half hour max. I did this when I was young. 

muh specs 

Gaming and HTPC (reparations)- ASUS 1080, MSI X99A SLI Plus, 5820k- 4.5GHz @ 1.25v, asetek based 360mm AIO, RM 1000x, 16GB memory, 750D with front USB 2.0 replaced with 3.0  ports, 2 250GB 850 EVOs in Raid 0 (why not, only has games on it), some hard drives

Screens- Acer preditor XB241H (1080p, 144Hz Gsync), LG 1080p ultrawide, (all mounted) directly wired to TV in other room

Stuff- k70 with reds, steel series rival, g13, full desk covering mouse mat

All parts black

Workstation(desk)- 3770k, 970 reference, 16GB of some crucial memory, a motherboard of some kind I don't remember, Micomsoft SC-512N1-L/DVI, CM Storm Trooper (It's got a handle, can you handle that?), 240mm Asetek based AIO, Crucial M550 256GB (upgrade soon), some hard drives, disc drives, and hot swap bays

Screens- 3  ASUS VN248H-P IPS 1080p screens mounted on a stand, some old tv on the wall above it. 

Stuff- Epicgear defiant (solderless swappable switches), g600, moutned mic and other stuff. 

Laptop docking area- 2 1440p korean monitors mounted, one AHVA matte, one samsung PLS gloss (very annoying, yes). Trashy Razer blackwidow chroma...I mean like the J key doesn't click anymore. I got a model M i use on it to, but its time for a new keyboard. Some edgy Utechsmart mouse similar to g600. Hooked to laptop dock for both of my dell precision laptops. (not only docking area)

Shelf- i7-2600 non-k (has vt-d), 380t, some ASUS sandy itx board, intel quad nic. Currently hosts shared files, setting up as pfsense box in VM. Also acts as spare gaming PC with a 580 or whatever someone brings. Hooked into laptop dock area via usb switch

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I can tell you a way to get rich very easily! The only thing you have to do is paypal me 10 dollars and I will tell you!

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I heard about this new type of crypto coin that you can actually mine for a profit... its called ether or something... try that. I heard it's about 20 bucks a week or so.

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1 hour ago, Minibois said:

I can tell you a way to get rich very easily! The only thing you have to do is paypal me 10 dollars and I will tell you!

Cool. Just give me all your bank details and I'll send the money right over. I promise

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3 hours ago, Froody129 said:

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ebay biz

landscape

curber is great money actually if you are mechanically inclined and have the space

think old people, more and more everyday. I got lots of great idea's, but telling you hahahahahahahahnohahahahahahahahahnohahahaha

 

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2 hours ago, Syntaxvgm said:

If you want something to do that gives quick money, get a mower. Find lazy assholes who wait until the city plants one of those  "cut your grass asshole or pay a fine" signs in there. Offer to cut their grass for 20$ or more. Most lawns will take you half hour max. I did this when I was young. 

you thinking to small scale, You go get some of those Signs.. you stick them in the lawn.

Then the next day you get hired to mow their lawn, now here is where it gets good.

 

After doing a Really great job (Really go beyond just mowing the lawn) you speak to them about getting you out every two weeks to do it. You now have clients.. you repeat till you have a plot to mow every weekday on two week rotations. that's 10 lawns @$20/2 weeks. so you keep them happy and bust your ass for a little bit that's $400 a month.

 

Now after two months you raise the price to $25 but explain to all the clients that it is for Equipment upgrades.  you than hire some of your sticky finger friends and give them $15 per lawn. You don't let them know what the client is paying and you keep the money flowing to them and be loyal and they will be back.

 

You are now making $200 per month without having to do a damn thing except keep guys on the schedule and making sure you always have extra staff on standby in case someone bails cause of a party or something. 

 

And there we go :) 

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Not_Sean said:

you thinking to small scale, You go get some of those Signs.. you stick them in the lawn.

Then the next day you get hired to mow their lawn, now here is where it gets good.

 

After doing a Really great job (Really go beyond just mowing the lawn) you speak to them about getting you out every two weeks to do it. You now have clients.. you repeat till you have a plot to mow every weekday on two week rotations. that's 10 lawns @$20/2 weeks. so you keep them happy and bust your ass for a little bit that's $400 a month.

 

Now after two months you raise the price to $25 but explain to all the clients that it is for Equipment upgrades.  you than hire some of your sticky finger friends and give them $15 per lawn. You don't let them know what the client is paying and you keep the money flowing to them and be loyal and they will be back.

 

You are now making $200 per month without having to do a damn thing except keep guys on the schedule and making sure you always have extra staff on standby in case someone bails cause of a party or something. 

 

And there we go :) 

 

 

then in october when the grass stops growing hit them with leaf raking and then in January when it snows you got snow removal and in the spring you can even help them plant tomatoes...

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4 hours ago, Froody129 said:

Hi all, 

 

I'm in school still and I'm looking to start a side hustle. I know I can just get a job but my issue is that I don't want to be chained to a work schedule when exams roll around. 

 

I've been thinking of selling coffee and hot dogs and stuff at sports days. 

 

My friend has been making bank with a 3D printer (spinners) but I don't have the cash right now and I don't want to cut into his market

 

Any ideas for a side hustle? 

 

(InB4 the guy saying to sell weed) 

Sell drugs, prostitute yourself out to anyone willing to pay, rob a bank, pretend to be poor and beg people for money, sell your organs.

That is not dead which can eternal lie.  And with strange aeons even death may die. - The Call of Cthulhu

A university is not a "safe space". If you need a safe space, leave, go home, hug your teddy & suck your thumb until ready for university.  - Richard Dawkins

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2 minutes ago, AkiraDaarkst said:

Sell drugs, prostitute yourself out to anyone willing to pay, rob a bank, pretend to be poor and beg people for money, sell your organs.

only one of those things is legal in certain parts of the US... I'll let you decide witch one...

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5 hours ago, Froody129 said:

Hi all, 

 

I'm in school still and I'm looking to start a side hustle. I know I can just get a job but my issue is that I don't want to be chained to a work schedule when exams roll around. 

 

I've been thinking of selling coffee and hot dogs and stuff at sports days. 

 

My friend has been making bank with a 3D printer (spinners) but I don't have the cash right now and I don't want to cut into his market

 

Any ideas for a side hustle? 

 

(InB4 the guy saying to sell weed) 

If your tech savvy, help people with computer and phone issues. 

I just want to sit back and watch the world burn. 

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5 hours ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

Scam people in TF2. /s

People still play tf2?

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Ask your grandparents to do simple jobs and have them pay you a cent the first day, and then double the profit from there. You should at the end of 30 day end up with around 36 million ? 

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You could craigslist or eBay a bunch of electronics or toys you don't use anymore. That's what I did.

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Buy something in big volume (let's say 1000 pcs of something) , then sell packs of 5 / 10/ 25 at prices cheaper than retail price (for 1pcs) , yet more profitable than what you paid for each individual piece)

 

See what your friends need or buy often and what wouldn't be embarrassing for you to sell. Chewing gum, cheetos, usb sticks, blank dvd / bluray media if people still need that

 

On example in the IT area ... for example, buy 50-100ml syringes/bottles of good thermal paste and sell 5-10ml syringes with that paste to friends at less than retail price yet still profitable for you...

 

Another example: buy 2000pcs of red leds for $0.022 each or 44$ + maybe 5$ shipping, then make packs of 100pcs and sell 20 packs of 100 leds for 4-5$ each on eBay and you made 80-100$, about 70$ after ebay fees, so a profit of around 25-30$. 

 

By 2000 of each color (maybe around 10-15 different colors) and make packs of 25 leds from each color and sell them for 10$ per pack or something like that. Spend a few hundreds in stock of leds, but people (hobbyists) would slowly buy packs made of mix of leds.

 

Buy RGB leds and design the circuit board to make led strips and manufacture circuit boards somewhere and sell led strips...

 

Requires some initial investment of course.

 

some other suggestions .. browse specialized forums like webhostingtalk for example and buy older dedicated servers they take out of operation for very cheap, buy some extra ram from eBay, maybe a ssd, basically make the server better and sell it again for a small profit. Risky not much of a market.

 

Maybe get into custom psu cables and sleeving, offer to make sleeved cables for friends or for various people ... buy sleeve material in volume and the crimping tools and connectors required and offer to customize power supplies .. maybe take a deposit from people and buy the power supply yourself , customize its cables and then person pays the rest of the money when you ship the power supply to them.

Requires some patience and it takes time but it can be profitable.

 

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6 hours ago, Froody129 said:

(InB4 the guy saying to sell weed) 

so you already know the answer

When I was younger I scrapped metal. when unemployment is high it is very competitive. Also fighting with drug addicts and homeless people is great exercise

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collect underpants

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If you're a relatively attractive girl, get a webcam.

 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Misanthrope said:

Pro tip: Get rich quick schemes usually result in:

 

1) Getting scammed quick

2) Getting an orange jumpsuit and a prision boyfriend quick

 

I know that... 

 

But the title attracted people did it not? 

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4 hours ago, openthatchest said:

Ask your grandparents to do simple jobs and have them pay you a cent the first day, and then double the profit from there. You should at the end of 30 day end up with around 36 million ? 

 

7 hours ago, Linksys120n said:

then in october when the grass stops growing hit them with leaf raking and then in January when it snows you got snow removal and in the spring you can even help them plant tomatoes...

 

7 hours ago, Not_Sean said:

you thinking to small scale, You go get some of those Signs.. you stick them in the lawn.

Then the next day you get hired to mow their lawn, now here is where it gets good.

 

After doing a Really great job (Really go beyond just mowing the lawn) you speak to them about getting you out every two weeks to do it. You now have clients.. you repeat till you have a plot to mow every weekday on two week rotations. that's 10 lawns @$20/2 weeks. so you keep them happy and bust your ass for a little bit that's $400 a month.

 

Now after two months you raise the price to $25 but explain to all the clients that it is for Equipment upgrades.  you than hire some of your sticky finger friends and give them $15 per lawn. You don't let them know what the client is paying and you keep the money flowing to them and be loyal and they will be back.

 

You are now making $200 per month without having to do a damn thing except keep guys on the schedule and making sure you always have extra staff on standby in case someone bails cause of a party or something. 

 

And there we go :) 

 

 

 

10 hours ago, Syntaxvgm said:

If you want something to do that gives quick money, get a mower. Find lazy assholes who wait until the city plants one of those  "cut your grass asshole or pay a fine" signs in there. Offer to cut their grass for 20$ or more. Most lawns will take you half hour max. I did this when I was young. 

 

The problem is that in my country there's an army of poor people willing to work very hard for very long hours just to find work. Since they're usually unskilled this means that most manual labour jobs are already taken by these people. 

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