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16-year old wins a month with a Russian porn star on a Gaming website

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So, a Russian gaming website (to be honest the only link with tech this article has) was hosting a competition to have its 100,000th visitor spend a month on hotel with Ekaterina Makarova, a Russian pornstar.

 

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Fresh-faced Ruslan Schedrin, said to be 16, could spend a month in a hotel with X-rated movie actress, Ekaterina Makarova, also known as Macy Ssens.

Astonishingly, Ekaterina, thought to be in her mid-20s, hasn't ruled out having sex with the teenager, saying: "It is not supposed but life is life"

 

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He said: "I didn't believe it at first, I thought it was rubbish.

"But when it turned out to be true, I thanked the website - I was so happy.

"I called my friends and they did not believe it either. They said, 'What are you talking about?' Now they are happy for me too. Some of them are envious."

Ruslan says Ekaterina is definitely his 'type' and is confident his mum and sister will come around to the idea of his spending time with the adult film star.

 

My opinion? One word - Hero! xD In all seriousness I understand why he's happy. I do remember myself when I was 16, I'd be on cloud 9 as well.

And let's be honest, we (males) were all h***y b*****ds back then. Now just to convince his mother hehe.

 

How I imagine his homecoming be like:

I can just imagine him playing this song, for months after the happening xD

 

Source ENGLISH

 

Source RUSSIAN

 

 

PS: I love how the Russian source actually censored his face, while the UK one didn't give a fuck.

PPS: Now that I think about it, I think that the reason she hasn't ruled out sex with a teenager is because she's already happy enough she didn't get a fat Russian neck-beard as the winner :P 

PPPS: And it got moved to off-topic. I'm sad now. I made such a good news post as well :/

 

 

Update: it's fake. I'm super sad now.

 

23 hours ago, Mo_z_Art said:

Its fake.

 this is a PR-gag coordinated by the gaming site and it really worked.

So nothing is going to happen. The kid and all of his "family members" are paid actors. 

Source (German): http://mobil.stern.de/digital/games/pr-gag--porno-star-als-hauptgewinn--schueler-zieht-das-grosse-los-6715620.html

 

@ElfenSky maybe consider updating the original post, so other see ;)

 

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Just now, KE2012 said:

I can just imagine him asking for time off school.

 

"Hey can I take a month off to go shag this porn star please?."

 

The teachers face would be priceless. 

 

Eh, Russian summer holidays are 3 months long. I'm sure he'll find the time :P

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He looks twelve...

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1 minute ago, ElfenSky said:

 

Eh, Russian summer holidays are 3 months long. I'm sure he'll find the time :P

Dam wished my holidays were that long off when I had to go to school. Anyway 3 months off or not I still want to see him ask his teacher. 

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I can just imagine the feminists going full retard on gamergate now.

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At first thought, damn this kid got a sweet deal.

 

My second thought:  "My son is going no where for a month, especially with an adult film star".

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This is hilarious. And he looks like he is eleven years old! lol

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3 minutes ago, flexluthor said:

Lmao.

Lol, I can't see why she'd be against it /s.

 

Seriously though, if I was Ruslan, I'd grab the opportunity with both hands and not let go.

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4 minutes ago, ElfenSky said:

Lol, I can't see why she'd be against it /s.

 

Seriously though, if I was Ruslan, I'd grab the opportunity with both hands and not let go.

Would you want your wife to spend a month with a male pornstar in a hotel?

 

Oh /s

 

My bad.

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Just now, stconquest said:

Would you want your wife to spend a month with a male pornstar in a hotel?

"/s" stands for sarcasm.

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2 minutes ago, LukeTim said:

He's child. If that is a genuine, recent photo there is no way he is 16.

 

Oh yeah, there are some sources that say he's "only" 14. Still tho, even as a 14 year old, I'd still grab the opportunity with both hands, and not let go until we're on a plane to <somewhere where the legal age is lower, example is Japan>

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I'm guess the legal age is lower there than the US (some states are 16 but must go up to 18).

 

Russia, what a magically place with your dash cam footage, people jumping on frozen lakes bare ass, and now this.

 

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This is exactly what is wrong with the world... Russia.

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Just now, sof006 said:

This is exactly what is wrong with the world... Russia.

>Wrong.

 

I think you meant right :P

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Just now, ElfenSky said:

>Wrong.

 

I think you meant right :P

No I mean wrong.

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