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[NSFW] Pornhub Develops VR and Smartphone Controlled Twerking Butt

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The future is here gentlemen (and ladies) who are of this persuasion. 

 

Pornhub of all people have "developed" (I think it's more like they decided to rebrand something that some other company made) a Twerking Butt. 

 

Now let's get this out of the way right from the start.  The rest of this post is going to border into the NSFW category (as stated in the title) so please turn back now and instead navigate here on your smartphone at work.  (Be considerate ya kno?)

 

See their ad here: 

 

See their full website (where you can also buy it) here: http://www.twerkingbutt.com/

 

Anyways, this seems to be a fancy version of a fleshlight or other sexual toy.  In addition to having "warming," "vibration," and "massage" settings, there are also twerking options.  But that's not all folks!

 

They seem to be inlcuding a "Cyberskin VR" which is a VR headset which by their marketing material seems to be similar to the Samsung Gear VR which uses your phone's screen as the brains and guts and simply exists as a shell with lenses. 

 

Oh and it's made out of cyberskin material.. "whatever that is."

 

Enjoy your weird news of the day.  

 

Editorial - From a strictly male perspective.  I find that the use of such accessories completely unecessary, but apparently companies such as "Real Doll" exist (Google is your friend).  I personally have no idea how these companies exist but hey, if you can hire a girl to be your fake girlfriend via text, there is a market for lots of lonely men out there.

 

On the other hand, if there was ever a company that could launch such a product, Pornhub would be it.  There are so many toys on the market that honestly this distinguishes itself by including a VR headset and creating a VR experience to go along with your overpriced piece of silicon masturbatory aid.  If any company could sponsor the content to do so it would be Pornhub or one of the other big players such as Vivid.  What Pornhub has on it's side is a bunch of more technical savvy people that are already watching on their computers as opposed to the brick an mortar DVD viewers that other companies may target. 

 

Bottom line - hilarious product, "twerks" but not really, future is NAO.  Also... never buy 1st gen.  next year's model is going to be so much better!

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"We're all in this together, might as well be friends" Tom, Toonami.

 

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Well that ( and this ) escalated quickly ... 

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Wtf? so you put your .... thing ..... inside it.. and it twerks.. and it feels like a.... hmmmm

 

what the... fuck?

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Where can I buy?

Oh, wait, that's politically incorrect. What I meant to say is "WHAT DISGRACEFUL PIG THOUGHT OF THIS!?"

if you have to insist you think for yourself, i'm not going to believe you.

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If only twerking was even remotely attractive. 

And I say this as an ass man.

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Wtf? so you put your .... thing ..... inside it.. and it twerks.. and it feels like a.... hmmmm

 

what the... fuck?

Yes.  All of it yes.

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If only twerking was even remotely attractive. 

And I say this as an ass man.

Some say.. it's even better as a physical experience rather than a visual one... Don't knock it till you try it!

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Some say.. it's even better as a physical experience rather than a visual one... Don't knock it till you try it!

nah imma knock it, shit isnt sexy its an immediate turn off. Chick did that with me and it would totally kill the mood.

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Yes.  All of it yes.

There's too much for me to fit in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

No but seriously, why are we paying our tax dollars for this rofl

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There's too much for me to fit in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

No but seriously, why are we paying our tax dollars for this rofl

 

Tax dollars?  WTF are you talking about? 

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Tax dollars?  WTF are you talking about? 

Was about to ask the same thing.  Far as I know, Pornhub is a privately held company and is offered no governmental aid whatsoever.

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Ill buy 1, just for linus. He needs to be more relaxed...

Slick:

I don't care if you are right or wrong... someone will come around and correct you if you are wrong. What people need to realize is that we need to step up as a community and get above the pathetic fights and bickering. Share knowledge, be friendly, enjoy your stay.

He also forgot to mention if you dont know about the topic then dont make stuff up. Dont claim fake or assume things just by reading the title, Read the post. It doesnt matter if you made 3,000 as it could be mostly crap...

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Tax dollars?  WTF are you talking about? 

Do you think I have an answer to that?

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Pr0n is serious business folks.

The stars died for you to be here today.

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Well, looks like we have a future of virtual reality.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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