Experiences with non-techies

[Bhav]

2 minutes ago, kaiju_wars said:

*Alright.  Either form is technically correct.

Might of, granted it's considered incorrect if I'm writing my college thesis, not so much when talking on a forum.

But if you are trying to correct me because I corrected someone on the spelling of eBay... he's the one complaining of people not being able to spell it.

No. 'might of' is ALWAYS incorrect. Like should of, would of and could of.

 

They are all dumbfuckery spellings based on how people percieve the words to sound when spoken.

[GirlFromYonder]

On 7/18/2016 at 11:05 PM, Bleedingyamato said:

Maybe a little surprising but of course there are white peoples in other countries.  Isn't diversity nice?  ?

not sure if mocking 

 

 

but yes it is

[GirlFromYonder]

7 hours ago, Bhav said:

No. 'might of' is ALWAYS incorrect. Like should of, would of and could of.

 

They are all dumbfuckery spellings based on how people percieve the words to sound when spoken.

maat stup beaning an gramur naze

[NunoLava1998]

http://answers.ea.com/t5/Crashes/For-your-Information-Blue-Screen-stop-message-screens/td-p/1130516

 

"was simcity one of the games you played 35 years ago"

"it only crashes on simcity"

"it only crashes on games"

"The BSoD corrupts your game"

"SimCity is triggering the BSoD"

"the only way to fix a BSoD is get a new PC"

"CLEAN THERMAL PASTE WITH ALCOHOL TO COOL THE COMPUTER"

kill me

[Pesukarhu]

On 15. syyskuuta 2016 at 10:55 AM, Bhav said:

K. My asian mother -

 

KETTLES ARE TERRIBLE AND THE WORK OF THE DEVIL BECAUSE THIS ONE TIME YOUR BROTHER WAS USING THE KETTLE AND IT SET ON FIRE!

 

#19 years of growing up without a kettle. Fuckng having to wait 20 mins every single tiem for water to boil in a pot.

 

Fuck asian parents.

Use this wonderful device.

 

[DocSwag]

20 hours ago, wkdpaul said:

iPhone 7 hardware upgrade! sweet!!!

 

http://appleplugs.com/

 

I'm wondering how many are gonna actually buy this 

 

That gif at the bottom of the page...

 

OH MY EYES HALP

[Grx]

I tried to install GtaV on my Pc 2 years before it got ported

[themctipers]

1 hour ago, Grx said:

I tried to install GtaV on my Pc 2 years before it got ported

And I played GTA IV on an i5 760.

[matrix07012]

7 minutes ago, themctipers said:

And I played GTA IV on an i5 760.

I played it on a Core 2 Duo and a 9400M GT.

[Grx]

10 minutes ago, themctipers said:

And I played GTA IV on an i5 760.

I played GtaV on i5 3rd gen and a Gtx660 lol

[themctipers]

11 minutes ago, matrix07012 said:

I played it on a Core 2 Duo and a 9400M GT.

GG. 

9 minutes ago, Grx said:

I played GtaV on i5 3rd gen and a Gtx660 lol

And I currently play it on a third gen i7 and 380

lol

[Space Reptile]

4 hours ago, Pesukarhu said:

Use this wonderful device.

oh i love big clive 

[insyght]

Not too long ago, I had to pick my older brother some PC parts, because his laptop broke down. I went for a bit of gaming-orientated hardware, so I bought a MSI graphics card.

When I got mine (r7 370) he would yell at me:

"Why did mine (gtx 960) cost 30 bucks more? It's the same model you scammed me!!"

 

He also yelled at me for forgetting to order RAM, despite of not even knowing where it goes into the motherboard and what it does.

We still managed to get his PC together tho.

[BingoFishy]

10 hours ago, NunoLava1998 said:

http://answers.ea.com/t5/Crashes/For-your-Information-Blue-Screen-stop-message-screens/td-p/1130516

 

"was simcity one of the games you played 35 years ago"

"it only crashes on simcity"

"it only crashes on games"

"The BSoD corrupts your game"

"SimCity is triggering the BSoD"

"the only way to fix a BSoD is get a new PC"

"CLEAN THERMAL PASTE WITH ALCOHOL TO COOL THE COMPUTER"

kill me

He said to clean off the old thermal grease with alcohol and to replace it. The advice makes sense, but he definitely worded it badly. Also, you're misquoting him.

[Bleedingyamato]

20 hours ago, DeezNoNos said:

not sure if mocking 

 

 

but yes it is

Not mocking I promise.  ?

[NunoLava1998]

found this on the comments of a video that could have been made in 2 nanoseconds and 80,000 views (like 90% of people that viewed it wants me to kill me)

Here's some GREAT advice that is TOTALLY correct:

" No Windows 7 Is Better Than Windows XP Beuase Windows XP Has The Bluescreen Of Death And Windows 7 Has The Black Screen Of Death "

" Nope,Not In 2015-2016 Windows 7 Has Black Screen Of Death "

"

But Windows 8 And Windows10 Have The Blue Screen Of Death But Backthen When Windows 1.03 Was Realeased The Blue Screen Of Death Wasnt Helpful... So Mircosft Realeased Windows 2 But Not Help Not helpful not helpful Blue Screens Of Death Also I Now Have Windows 10 "

Oh... there's 407238 pieces more.

People there make 2 comments to make 2 lines.

And "omg look at deh epicness" when the epicness is below the freaking charts

Here is the video (KILL ME), also sorry for the spacing, LTT did that.

[Grx]

On 9/16/2016 at 6:50 PM, matrix07012 said:

I played it on a Core 2 Duo and a 9400M GT.

Can you remember the settings?

I expect no-less than 60 fps on 1440p display (all max of course) =D

[matrix07012]

3 minutes ago, Grx said:

Can you remember the settings?

I expect no-less than 60 fps on 1440p display (all max of course) =D

120Fps on a 4k display

 

Quote

everything low under 30 fps on a 1600x900 monitor

 

[AlTech]

"Does anybody have an iPhone 6 charger" LMAO.

 

Lightning cable lol. Not the iPhone 6 charger.........

[iamdarkbowser]

9 minutes ago, AluminiumTech said:

"Does anybody have an iPhone 6 charger" LMAO.

 

Lightning cable lol. Not the iPhone 6 charger.........

"Does anyone have an IPhone 7 headphones cable?", another version of that.

[AlTech]

1 minute ago, iamdarkbowser said:

"Does anyone have an IPhone 7 headphones cable?", another version of that.

Oh please no...............

[DocSwag]

2 hours ago, AluminiumTech said:

"Does anybody have an iPhone 6 charger" LMAO.

 

Lightning cable lol. Not the iPhone 6 charger.........

Reminds me of all those Newbs at school who upon seeing my phone isn't an iPhone say, "Is that a Samsung?" FOR GOODNESS SAKE SAMSUNG ISN'T THE ONLY ANDROID PHONE MAKER THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE THE OS!!!

 

Typical iPhone user brain:

 

 

public class iPhoneUserBrain {

 

        public static void main(String[] args) {

 

                    String phone = "not-iPhone";

                    if (!phone.equals("iPhone")) {

                               System.out.print("Is that a Samsung?");

                    }

       }

 

}

[AlTech]

1 minute ago, DocSwag said:

Reminds me of all those Newbs at school who upon seeing my phone isn't an iPhone say, "Is that a Samsung?" FOR GOODNESS SAKE SAMSUNG ISN'T THE ONLY ANDROID PHONE MAKER THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE THE OS!!!

 

Typical iPhone user brain:

 

 

public class iPhoneUserBrain {

 

        public static void main(String[] args) {

 

                    String phone = "not-iPhone";

                    if (!phone.equals("iPhone")) {

                               System.out.print("Is that a Samsung");

                    }

       }

 

}

Ayyyy C# ftw.               Yeah, that is how they think.

[Space Reptile]

57 minutes ago, DocSwag said:

 

public class iPhoneUserBrain {

 

        public static void main(String[] args) {

 

                    String phone = "not-iPhone";

                    if (!phone.equals("iPhone")) {

                               System.out.print("Is that a Samsung");

                    }

       }

 

}

 

10 set "iPhone in Possession" = X
11 if x = 1 goto 30
13 if x = 0 goto 20
20 buy an iphone
30 boast

40 goto 10 

[DocSwag]

1 minute ago, AluminiumTech said:

Ayyyy C# ftw.               Yeah, that is how they think.

I don't know C# .

 

I don't know many programming languages. I know Java the best (because it was the first one I learned), Arduino probably the second best (because I mess around with Arduinos a lot), and then c++ (I took a camp on it but I forgot most of it lol). I know a tiny bit of Python but it may as well be nothing .

 

I'm more of a hardware guy than software guy