Experiences with non-techies

[themctipers]

6 hours ago, Bananasplit_00 said:

so, im selling some stuff on a selling site called Shpock, generaly known for its idiotic sellers and buyers, but still. anyway so i get a question about one of the CPUs im selling and he starts asking about details and so on and i give them to him and he goes "what is this?" basically. and then he decides to buy one of them  and now he wants to give me his mailing adress and so on in public messages because he cant find the "place bid" button and then he goes "i cant find it, im on my phone and all there is is a place bid button!". at that point i litteraly smashed my face against my keyboard(im sorry keyboard ;-;) he did not get to buy that CPU 

someone offered me a xbox 360 4gb and $50 for my 3770k, motherboard, ram and cpu cooler.

[matrix07012]

https://clips.twitch.tv/SincereBoldMartenPrimeMe

Hacking according to Power Rangers

[Fetzie]

3 hours ago, matrix07012 said:

https://clips.twitch.tv/SincereBoldMartenPrimeMe

Hacking according to Power Rangers

 

But Macs don't get viruses!

[Lurick]

People spouting garbage like it's fact about networking and then try to tell me I don't know what I'm talking about

 

It's one thing if people are just confused or aren't quite right, I'm more than happy to explain things in detail to the best of my ability and knowledge, even I mix things up sometimes and I do this for a living, lol. When you call TCP a triple redundant address system (whatever the hell that means) and throw RFC numbers at me like you're some big shot who pretends they know things, I get irritated -.-

[NunoLava1998]

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

i don't even need to explain this

[themctipers]

3 hours ago, NunoLava1998 said:

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

i don't even need to explain this

 

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

[LucasDerpYT]

3 hours ago, NunoLava1998 said:

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

i don't even need to explain this

RETARD ALERT

[DocSwag]

2 minutes ago, themctipers said:

 

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

That is my favorite part.

[cesrai]

On 3/11/2017 at 4:59 PM, Godlygamer23 said:

There is literally no reason to render beyond the display's refresh rate.

In a game like CSGO it does.

 

Just noticed the date sorry for quoting an old post.

[themctipers]

3 minutes ago, DocSwag said:

That is my favorite part.

This comes pretty close 

 Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

 

 

i think ive been raised better because my parents don't give a shit what I'm into and without that I would be as stupid as her. 

[LucasDerpYT]

4 minutes ago, DocSwag said:

That is my favorite part.

So was Intel until Skylake

[themctipers]

1 minute ago, cesrai said:

In a game like CSGO it does.

 

Just noticed the date sorry for quoting an old post.

But screen tearing !!!!!

/s

 

[themctipers]

Just now, LucasDerpYT said:

So was Intel until Skylake

I think she forgot about Cyrix ?

[themctipers]

7 minutes ago, themctipers said:

This comes pretty close 

 Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

 

 

i think ive been raised better because my parents don't give a shit what I'm into and without that I would be as stupid as her. 

+1, this is the stupidest part. 

 

They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.

[yathis]

7th gen intel is a bully forcing users to buy Microsofts latest and greatest.

[themctipers]

Just now, yathis said:

7th gen intel is a bully forcing users to buy Microsofts latest and greatest.

Welcome to $

[Godlygamer23]

1 hour ago, cesrai said:

In a game like CSGO it does.

It would have to be demonstrated objectively. 

[Herman Mcpootis]

7 hours ago, NunoLava1998 said:

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

i don't even need to explain this

my god, what is wrong with this "author"?

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If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.

if this is true, i'm the queen of switzerland 

[Droidbot]

4 minutes ago, herman mcpootis said:

my god, what is wrong with this "author"?

if this is true, i'm the queen of switzerland 

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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

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"Bonzi Buddy"

 

 

Bonzi Buddy is a running gag on this show. It's literally spyware that tries to make friends with your kids and become your main search engine. Their old site, no joke, redirects to porn now. 

[Herman Mcpootis]

Just now, Droidbot said:

 

Bonzi Buddy is a running gag on this show. It's literally spyware that tries to make friends with your kids and become your main search engine. Their old site, no joke, redirects to porn now. 

where's the website? 

[Droidbot]

1 minute ago, herman mcpootis said:

where's the website? 

about 2:20 in it shows it, it's a goddamn laugh

[ATFink]

On 3/17/2017 at 3:38 AM, Bananasplit_00 said:

so, im selling some stuff on a selling site called Shpock, generaly known for its idiotic sellers and buyers, but still. anyway so i get a question about one of the CPUs im selling and he starts asking about details and so on and i give them to him and he goes "what is this?" basically. and then he decides to buy one of them  and now he wants to give me his mailing adress and so on in public messages because he cant find the "place bid" button and then he goes "i cant find it, im on my phone and all there is is a place bid button!". at that point i litteraly smashed my face against my keyboard(im sorry keyboard ;-;) he did not get to buy that CPU 

I smashed my face on my keyboard after reading about what made you smash your face against your keyboard.

[ATFink]

8 hours ago, NunoLava1998 said:

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

i don't even need to explain this

 

5 hours ago, themctipers said:

 

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

I genuinely feel bad for that person's son. Honestly I really do feel bad for him. He has to deal with closed minded airhead like that on a daily basis, and it must suck. Especially for someone that is intellectually curios like the kid appears to be. Honestly the author sounds like some nut that might go on a tangent about online currency being created by the Illuminati and helps it with its plans to enslave Americans to robots whilst the song I'm proud to be an American plays in the background on a Sunday morning at church or some crap like that. Seriously his statements make about that much sense.

[ATFink]

This is golden.

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locksinstalled. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

So apparently "hime" is a word.

Listen guys, since you play games that have guns that means your going to go on a shooting spree, right? /s

What is with this idiot? Seriously, how can someone be this stupid?

 

Online games = hacking.

 

Someone is better at using windows than you. They must be a hacker

 

They read books? It's because they want to rob your bank account.

 

They are using Apple laptops? They won't get viruses.

 

Talk to other people online at all regardless of the reason? Conspiracy and there must be a societal response.

 

What the hell is this guy on? He sounds like a troll on a bad trip stuck in front of the computer. How much do you want to bet he sat at the computer for longer than 45 minutes to type that blog? Oh he must be DOSing other people according to his own logic.

[Space Reptile]

8 hours ago, NunoLava1998 said:

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

i don't even need to explain this

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Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

HOLY FUCK this is gold

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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

ho boy

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If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites

watch out he might even MAC OSX LEOPARD your servers

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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

because nothing is more anti social than meeting up w/ pals to play a game online

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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called " xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone

LINUX IS EVIL , NO PENGUINS IN MY HOUSE , ONLY REAL BIRDS

also screw MP3 that's all evil , and telnet is the worst , internet is evil and shall be destroyed by jesus

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If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

I think I destroyed part of my brain reading this .... jfc

 

 

ill stop quoting now , holy fuck this is so good , how did you find that @NunoLava1998