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Granted But Vampires come out and kill everyone

 

I wish i had a jetpack

Granted, but after turning it on, you wouldn't have any control of your jetpack and eventually crash.

 

I wish I had friends.

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Granted, but your new "friends" would get you banned from LTT forums.

I wish Slick was shorter.

I need more SSDs.

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I wish I was better at life.

 

Only you can do something about it mate

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Granted, but your new "friends" would get you banned from LTT forums.

I wish Slick was shorter.

Granted , but he lost his sexy ness when he became shorter.

 

I wish linus would reply to this comment

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Granted , but he lost his sexy ness when he became shorter.

 

I wish linus would reply to this comment

 

Granted , But i lied

 

I wish if EA was destroyed

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Granted , But i lied

 

I wish if EA was destroyed

Granted , but due to the destroyment of ea there is a new more evil company called AE 

 

I wish nobody lied

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Granted , But i lied

 

I wish if EA was destroyed

Granted, but Square Enix takes on EAs business practices.

 

I wish that HDDs wouldn't be so loud

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Granted, but Square Enix takes on EAs business practices.

 

I wish that HDDs wouldn't be so loud

Granted, but HDDs would only run <1000 rpm.

 

I wish I was smarter.

Never trust my advice. Only take any and all advice from me with a grain of salt. Just a heads up.

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Granted, but HDDs would only run <1000 rpm.

 

I wish I was smarter.

Granted, but you would become autistic...

 

I wish I could speak more languages...

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Granted, but you would become autistic...

 

I wish I could speak more languages...

 

Granted, but then everyone adopts a new language that you don't know and think you're a lunatic.

 

I wish for pigs to fly... just to spite that old saying.

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Granted, but then everyone adopts a new language that you don't know and think you're a lunatic.

 

I wish for pigs to fly... just to spite that old saying.

Granted, but then a bacon shortage will ensue since they cant catch the pigs.

 

I wish for more wishes.

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Granted, but then a bacon shortage will ensue since they cant catch the pigs.

 

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but every wish you make slowly kills you.

 

I wish I no longer had to wait in line in theme parks to get on roller coasters.

 

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Granted, but every wish you make slowly kills you.

 

I wish I no longer had to wait in line in theme parks to get on roller coasters.

Granted, but then everyone else has to wait on you, and they get mad and try to kill you on the roller coaster.

 

I wish my PC parts would be delivered soon.

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Granted, but then everyone else has to wait on you, and they get mad and try to kill you on the roller coaster.

 

I wish my PC parts would be delivered soon.

Granted, but they are only empty boxes and you can't get your true parts.

 

i wish i would had more lucks with girls

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Granted, but they are only empty boxes and you can't get your true parts.

 

i wish i would had more lucks with girls

Granted: but the girls you will date will be only overly attached girlfriends...

I wish I was more creative with my wish choices...

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Granted , you now wish that you was never born

 

I wish that you're going to die right now

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Granted but you lose your understanding of 01011001 01010010 01000001 01001110 01001001 01000010.

 

I wish fire wasn't so intriguing. 

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Granted but you lose your understanding of 01011001 01010010 01000001 01001110 01001001 01000010.

 

I wish fire wasn't so intriguing. 

 Granted. So u decided to dance in a fire till you have died.

I wish we knew where wendell worked.

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Granted. So u decided to dance in a fire till you have died.

I wish we knew where wendell worked.

Granted: but your brain explodes from seeing him

I wish I had superpowers...

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Granted: but your brain explodes from seeing him

I wish I had superpowers...

Granted, but the powers are uncontrollable and you lost them in just 1 minute

 

I wish that schools never exist.

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Granted, but you end up in slave labour

 

I wish EA went bust

 

Granted, but then we wouldn't have anything to laugh at

 

I wish I was invisible :P

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Granted, but then we wouldn't have anything to laugh at

 

I wish I was invisible :P

Granted but you'll never be able to interact with anyone again especially your family.

 

I wish I was I wasn't so addicted to reddit

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Granted, but you're now addicted (or even more addicted) to the NSFW sections on 4chan.

 

I wish my new job used direct deposit from the start. Paycards are bullshit.

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Granted, but you're now addicted (or even more addicted) to the NSFW sections on 4chan.

 

I wish my new job used direct deposit from the start. Paycards are bullshit.

 

Granted, but you'll still need to use paycards :P

 

I wish I was more interesting

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Granted, but you'll still need to use paycards :P

 

I wish I was more interesting

Granted, but you're relatively more interesting, meaning that everyone else just becomes as uninteresting as you :P

 

I wish everyone had to play Deadly Premonition in a Battle-Royale-type event.

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