Ruin a wish.

[Geekazoid]

Granted! But now you're computer doesn't work because it's full of Italian food.

I wish it was May 2014 and I had a job so that I could replace my 6-year old PC with a new one.

[Decyphered]

Granted! But now you're computer doesn't work because it's full of Italian food.

I wish it was May 2014 and I had a job so that I could replace my 6-year old PC with a new one.

Granted! but you are only getting further in debt because of all the bills you are getting.

I wish i got the money for 2 new graphics cards.

[bigmichaelful]

Granted, but they require a 5k PSU.

 

I wish I was a recursive function

[bigmichaelful]

Granted, but everybody was a Scientologist.

 

I wish i was both an analyst and therapist...

[Nano]

Granted, but everybody was a Scientologist.

 

I wish i was both an analyst and therapist...

 Granted but you were killed for ur analysis of ur patients.

I wish that we could all party hard.

[Kayn]

 Granted but you were killed for ur analysis of ur patients.

I wish that we could all party hard.

granted but we all become extremely depressed. 

 

I wish that the technology of tomorrow is here today.

[testiclemachine]

Granted, but instead of progressing flat panel technology, manufacturers reverted to CRT technology with all the eye-destroying flickering intact, but much less accurate colour reproduction and lower refresh rates.

 

I wish my Internet connection was faster.

I wish mine were faster also :/

[gauvinic]

Granted, but so is the supreme overlord HAL. (With GLaDOS at his side)

 

I wish Pluto was a planet.

[bigmichaelful]

Granted, but now Neil deGrasse Tyson is depressed.

 

I wish I knew calculus better.

[gauvinic]

Granted, but now you are forced to solve differential equations and 666-step integration by parts problems (all of which have an answer of sqrt(666) but you MUST show your work) for the rest of your life. (I love maths)

 

I wish Neil deGrasse Tyson would get over it so I can listen to more of his awesomeness.

[shimmikins]

woops, did an old post by accident

[FireFox]

woops, did an old post by accident

 

Granted but it's made out of cow arse

 

I wish I could think of better things to type here

 

EDIT: Goddamnit, now I look like a moron typing jibberish lol

[Jack.EXE]

Granted but it's made out of cow arse

 

I wish I could think of better things to type here

 

granted, but it gets stolen before you can post it

 

I wish for a bigger PC budget.

[Worth]

Granted, but your custom water cooling breaks and fries all your components.

 

I wish for world peace.

[zxcvbnmmssdh]

Granted, but then an alien race comes down and causes war against them

 

I wish for free GTX Titans

[Worth]

Granted, but then an alien race comes down and causes war against them

 

I wish for free GTX Titans

Granted, but the shipping costs $2000

 

I wish for EA to burn in hell. 

[zxcvbnmmssdh]

Granted, but then hell freezes over and they suffer a longer and worse death by freezing

 

I wish my money for my build would come already

[Worth]

Granted, but every computer parts store goes out of business and you can no longer buy stuff for your build.

 

I wish I had an extra $1000 for my build

[zxcvbnmmssdh]

Granted, but then massive inflation occurs and the $1000 is worthless

 

I wish I would get a different gift every day

[FireFox]

Granted, but then massive inflation occurs and the $1000 is worthless

 

I wish I would get a different gift every day

 

Granted but you'll soon get bored

 

I wish I was a bird

[Worth]

Granted, but your wings are clipped

 

I wish I could control every computer in the world and use them to mine bitcoins

[zxcvbnmmssdh]

Granted, but you download a software so they do it automatically and they form a mind of their own and join together and create a supercomputer robot that revolts and kills you

 

I wish I had infinite money

[Worth]

Granted, but you download a software so they do it automatically and they form a mind of their own and join together and create a supercomputer robot that revolts and kills you

 

I wish I had infinite money

Granted, but all your loved ones would die

 

I wish for mind reading and invisibility powers.

[zxcvbnmmssdh]

Granted, but then you read many creepy stalker whales' minds and realize they all want to sleep with you and you are scared to the point that you kill yourself

 

I wish Satan loved me

[Worth]

Granted, but then you read many creepy stalker whales' minds and realize they all want to sleep with you and you are scared to the point that you kill yourself

 

I wish Satan loved me

Granted, but you have gay sex and are possessed like Jonah Hill in This is the End.

 

I wish for a day where I could do whatever I want with no repercussions.