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Granted, but you are killed within the first second

 

I wish I could never feel pain

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Granted, but you are killed within the first second

 

I wish I could never feel pain

First, death is a repercussion 

 

Granted, but you become addicted to extreme sports and die.

 

I wish to be the Bill Gates

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Granted but Bill Gates (a.k.a you) comes out of the closet and then no one will buy Microsoft and all endorsements are dropped and you run out of money and boyfriends

 

I wish no one would ever be mean to me

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Granted but Bill Gates (a.k.a you) comes out of the closet and then no one will buy Microsoft and all endorsements are dropped and you run out of money and boyfriends

 

I wish no one would ever be mean to me

Granted, but you turn into a dog and are neutered.

 

I wish I was a huge dragon.

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Granted, but Bilbo Baggins and co. slays you because you are out of killing shape from being in a mountain for centuries

 

I wish i was as knowledgeable about computers as Linus and Vitalius combined

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Granted, but Bilbo Baggins and co. slays you because you are out of killing shape from being in a mountain for centuries

 

I wish i was as knowledgeable about computers as Linus and Vitalius combined

Granted, but you are Steven Hawking and cannot move or speak.

 

I wish I built a million dollar computer

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Granted but shipping is $3 million and you are in massive debt and all your stuff gets taken away (including your computer)

 

I wish i was the best baseball player ever

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Granted but shipping is $3 million and you are in massive debt and all your stuff gets taken away (including your computer)

 

I wish i was the best baseball player ever

 

Granted but baseball has been disinvented

 

I wish I could go to bed

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Granted, but your bed breaks, you knock your head, and die.

 

I wish I was Zeus

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Granted, but Poseidon overthrows you and you get thrown into an infinite hole and keep falling for eternity

 

 

I wish nothing bad could ever happen to anyone, anywhere, anytime

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Granted, but people could no longer distinguish right from wrong and everyone killed each other.

 

I wish that my friends weren't so ugly.

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Granted, but you look VERY ugly compared to my beautiful face

 

 

I wish i was a super sexy beast

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Granted, but you look VERY ugly compared to my beautiful face

 

 

I wish i was a super sexy beast

Granted, but once again you are neutered.

 

I wish for a pizza.

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Granted, but Satan poisoned it and you die

 

 

I wish I had a sink-proof, indestructible, disaster-proof in anyway boat

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Granted, but a storm of flying sinks attacks your boat, that ricochet off kill your family.

 

I wish for invincibility.

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Granted, but someone tries to shoot you and the bullet bounces off and gets a collateral on your family and friends and loved ones

 

 

I wish i was good at video games

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Granted, but someone tries to shoot you and the bullet bounces off and gets a collateral on your family and friends and loved ones

 

 

I wish i was good at video games

Granted, but you lose your hands and feet.

 

I wish I went pro in league of legends

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Granted, but they realize you aren't asian and don't let you on a good team

 

 

I wish i had a friendly panda and a friendly penguin as pets

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Granted, but they poo on everything...

 

I wish I'd win the lottery!

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Granted, but they poo on everything...

 

I wish I'd win the lottery!

Granted, but greed consumes you, you go crazy, and kill your loved ones.

 

I wish you didn't reply to my post after someone else did.

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Granted, but then everyone posts on your next one

 

 

I wish no part of my body would ever be in pain

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Granted, but you have no body.

 

I wish I had telekinesis 

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Granted, but you lose hand-eye coordination and everything hits you in the face

 

 

I wish i could fly without dying or killing anyone else

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Granted, but it just so happens that you are a canary trapped in a cage.

 

I wish everyone thought I was a boss

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Granted, but it just so happens that you are a canary trapped in a cage.

 

I wish everyone thought I was a boss

 

 

Granted, but everyone hates their boss...

 

I wish, I had a Porsche!

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