Ruin a wish.

[gauvinic]

Ok, so this was started on the Tek Syndicate forums and is kinda entertaining. I'll start off giving a wish and immediately posting a response (in the same post). Easy premise, but might as well give an example. Lets run wild.

 

"I wish that Windows loses its dominance in the PC marketspace and that all programs are written to be run in Linux." - Start post

 

"Granted, but now every Linux OS has a price tag of a minimum of $100, and gets plagued with even more problems than Windows.

 

I wish that the Assassin Order is real and that I am Desmond's successor." - Response post.

[Guerrero]

I wish Obama would resign

Mitt Romney elected president

[AraSarkisyan]

I wish Obama would resign

Mitt Romney elected president

I wish EVERY corrupt government official would be thrown in the Rancor pit. 

Ron Paul elected president. 

[gauvinic]

Im sorry, I didn't mean ruin your own. I meant ruin the person's before you, and then make your wish. Ill start off with the last wish. (unless you weren't ruining your own. depending on political views, I guess. I saw the contrasts as attempts to ruin your own wishes. Admittedly I could be completely reading those posts wrong.)

 

Granted, but the Rancor becomes loose and reeks havok on mankind.

 

I wish the steam sale would start!

[Irontheater]

Granted, but no more sequels for Half Life and Portal.

 

I wish monitor's prices were lowered!

[LinusTech]

Granted, but instead of progressing flat panel technology, manufacturers reverted to CRT technology with all the eye-destroying flickering intact, but much less accurate colour reproduction and lower refresh rates.

 

I wish my Internet connection was faster.

[Si3Rra_7]

Granted , but it would cost an arm .

 

 

I wish EA made better games.

[Peter_5]

Granted, but it will cost you 200 bucks a month and it will be limited to 100 GB on that speed

[iAsuno]

edit.... waiting for post above me

[ShortKidSean]

Granted, but they've become tyrants and run the entire video game industry, and ruined everything besides the game itself (consoles, PC's, software, etc.)

 

I wish Virtual Reality was here, and you could actually become your character. Think Sword Art Online if you've seen it.

[xToFxREAPER]

Granted, But now you cannot have more then one device connected to your internet at one time and may only visit one website per day

[hatycat]

Granted but They are all only 15 minutes in length (the rest is Day one DLC), always online and is all console exclusive.

I wish AMD dropped a new beast architecture. 

Edit: Ohh awks we are moving to fast.

[iAsuno]

this is moving too fast.

[gauvinic]

Granted, but VR gave the Gaben a heart attack and he died. (RIP) Now Valve is 2x as evil as EA.

 

I wish that I could have the power to go back in time, and upon return, have the option to reset what changes I made.

[gauvinic]

this is moving too fast.

Yeah it is

[iAsuno]

and it turns out that the things you've changed caused your death.

 

I wish my favorite games on console were on PC.

[ShortKidSean]

EDIT: Oh, Asuno got to it before i did.

 

Granted, but now everyone's 10x better than you.

 

Still wishing on Tony Stark's setup.

[Primo]

Granted but every time you move through time everyone you've ever known forgets you exist.

 

I wish Newegg would ship to the UK

[RazeG3SG1]

Granted, but it costs 300 pounds to ship

I wish hardware prices in Asia and Australia are cheaper

[ShortKidSean]

TOO FAST. :(

 

Granted, but they're incredibly unreliable.

 

Tony Stark's setup.

[TheKurtster]

Granted but every time you move through time everyone you've ever known forgets you exist.

 

I wish Newegg would ship to the UK

Granted it would cost an extra 500 pounds.

 

I wish that LucasArts still existed. 

[Dim]

Granted, but i cost 300 pounds to do so.

 

I wish hardware prices in Asia and Australia are cheaper

Granted, but no stores now sell a wide range of hardware, and you need to purchase from 10 stores for a system.

I wish film makers made dialogue sound relatively audible in action movies, so I don't have to keep turning the volume up and down from scene to scene.

[RazeG3SG1]

Granted it would cost an extra 500 pounds.

 

I wish that LucasArts still existed. 

Granted, but no more Star Wars 

 

I wish everyone respect each other's decision on playing a game and stop flaming each other on forums.

[TheKurtster]

Granted, but no more Star Wars 

 

I wish everyone respect each other's decision on playing a game and stop flaming each other on forums.

Granted they were probably "n00b faget gay lords" for playing those games.

 

I wish Inbox.exe would air more often.

[naca1227]

I wish EVERY corrupt government official would be thrown in the Rancor pit. 

Ron Paul elected president. 

Oh god no, Ron Paul would destroy us with his "isolation" plan. Can you imagine what would happen to S. Korea if we pulled out?