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Granted, but you're relatively more interesting, meaning that everyone else just becomes as uninteresting as you :P

 

I wish everyone had to play Deadly Premonition in a Battle-Royale-type event.

Granted, but during the middle of the event a power outage happens and it is canceled.

I wish for the steam sale to start.

Giving people air since never.

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Granted. The Steam summer stale starts and so does a world wide zombie apocalypse.

 

I wish for a longer days 

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Granted. The Steam summer stale starts and so does a world wide zombie apocalypse.

 

I wish for a longer days 

I fail to see how a zombie apocalypse would be a bad thing.

 

Longer days occur, but at the cost of you sleeping for 95% of the time.

 

I wish that instead of water, we have to drink Monster to live.

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Granted, but instead of the energy drink it is actually the monsters that resulted from Chernobyl made into an energy drink

 

I wish I had the best PC in the world

Granted, but it costs you $15 million to run per year.

 

I wish for a 24 hr live stream from Linus and Slick.

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Granted, but it costs you $15 million to run per year.

 

I wish for a 24 hr live stream from Linus and Slick.

Granted, but they would only talk about yoga

 

I wish I had indestructible guitar strings

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Granted, but they would only talk about yoga

 

I wish I had indestructible guitar strings

Linus and Slick can make pretty much anything interesting, so I have no qualms with them talking about yoga for 24hr straight.

 

Granted, but you end up tightening the string so much, the guitar neck breaks.

 

I wish I had $50 billion.

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Linus and Slick can make pretty much anything interesting, so I have no qualms with them talking about yoga for 24hr straight.

 

Granted, but you end up tightening the string so much, the guitar neck breaks.

 

I wish I had $50 billion.

 

Granted, but the dollar would decrease in value so 50B dollar would equal 0.001 Euro.

 

I wish the world would be perfect!

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Granted, but the dollar would decrease in value so 50B dollar would equal 0.001 Euro.

 

I wish the world would be perfect!

That would still be equivalent to 50 million Euros.

 

Granted, but it's only for one second, then everything goes back to normal.

 

I wish it was the year 3000.

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Linus and Slick can make pretty much anything interesting, so I have no qualms with them talking about yoga for 24hr straight.

 

Granted, but you end up tightening the string so much, the guitar neck breaks.

 

I wish I had $50 billion.

Granted: but money will become useless in a zombie Apocalypse...

I wish the Wii u, ps4 and Xbox one will fail selling... So there will be no console exclusive games

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Granted: but money will become useless in a zombie Apocalypse...

I wish the Wii u, ps4 and Xbox one will fail selling... So there will be no console exclusive games

You must have missed the previous two posts, I'll continue it anyway.

 

Granted, but game developers lose so much money everyone but EA goes bankrupt.

 

I wish it was the year 3000 (again).

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You must have missed the previous two posts, I'll continue it anyway.

 

Granted, but game developers lose so much money everyone but EA goes bankrupt.

 

I wish it was the year 3000 (again).

 

Granted, but you and all your friends are dead, everyone you know, is dead, everyone you loved or cared about is DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!

 

I wish the world (including all other planets) would be destroyed and that everyone would die (Just kidding ^.^)

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You must have missed the previous two posts, I'll continue it anyway.

 

Granted, but game developers lose so much money everyone but EA goes bankrupt.

 

I wish it was the year 3000 (again).

Sorry... Probably because my slow connection...

Granted. But by that time, the world would be desired in world war 7...

I wish that all games would take advantage form my fx 8350's 8 cores...

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Linus and Slick can make pretty much anything interesting, so I have no qualms with them talking about yoga for 24hr straight.

 

Granted, but you end up tightening the string so much, the guitar neck breaks.

 

I wish I had $50 billion.

Granted, but they are counterfeits

 

I wish that 4kids stop ruining anime

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Granted but now all anime is Desert Punk.

 

I wish this thread would end.

Laws only govern the honest.

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Granted but now all anime is Desert Punk.

 

I wish this thread would end.

Granted, but today is not the day it will end.

 

I wish Earth's land surface was a little bit larger.

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Granted, but today is not the day it will end.

 

I wish Earth's land surface was a little bit larger.

Granted, but all water is now sulphuric acid

 

I wish my kid would stop crying at night

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Granted, but all water is now sulphuric acid

 

I wish my kid would stop crying at night

Granted, but now your kid won't stop giggling in the creepiest manner.

 

I wish we had 2 extra arms.

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Granted, but now your kid won't stop giggling in the creepiest manner.

 

I wish we had 2 extra arms.

Granted but you would have no control over them.

 

I wish I had a brand new car.

 

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Granted but you would have no control over them.

 

I wish I had a brand new car.

Granted, but it only run 0.2 miles pr. gallon

 

I wish my A/C would work

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Granted, but it only run 0.2 miles pr. gallon

 

I wish my A/C would work

Granted, but your electricity bill will triple.

 

I wish I owned all the Anime series on blu-ray.

 

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Granted, but your electricity bill will triple.

 

I wish I owned all the Anime series on blu-ray.

Granted, but it's all upscaled from VHS tapes, dubbed in latin, with only latin subtitles. Oh, they're also Region X, incompatible with multi-region players.

 

I wish that I wasn't so bored.

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Granted, but it's all upscaled from VHS tapes, dubbed in latin, with only latin subtitles. Oh, they're also Region X, incompatible with multi-region players.

 

I wish that I wasn't so bored.

 Granted but you broke you right hand *wink

I wish that i had a good burrito.

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 Granted but you broke you right hand *wink

I wish that i had a good burrito.

Granted, but it was the same burrito that Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Zubaz were going to split, and they're pissed at you.

 

I wish I could stop listening to the Metal Gear Rising Soundtrack.

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Granted but now you are tormented by a Justin Bieber/Rebecca Black duo. >: )

 

I wish my computer would produce food for me. Preferably Italian.

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