Ruin a wish.

[SKOONJar]

Granted, but then there would be daily terrorist attacks all around the world

 

I wish that there's some good weather on my vacation

Granted but you get sick and spend the full time indoors

 

I wish i didnt live in the USA

[Nano]

Granted but you live in North Korea.

I wish i was out of school with a doctorate.

[felixbearpig]

Granted but you live in North Korea.

I wish i was out of school with a doctorate.

 

granted but now you cant find a job and you have to work at a shoe store

 

 

i wish for free computer upgrades every year

[FireFox]

i wish for free computer upgrades every year

 

Do they come true :P

[Ziommm]

i wish for free computer upgrades every year

 

Yup, but every piece of hardware is watched by your government, your network traffic, every frame your GPU processes, every bit of information in your RAM and HDD. Oh, and most of your internet bandwidth is gonna be used for that, of course.

 

I wish there was KFC in Belgium. 

[FireFox]

I wish there was KFC in Belgium. 

 

Buy some chicken, a little seasoning and drown it in grease until you can barely taste the chicken itself and you'd be about there, you're not missing much

[GoncaloMoreno]

I wish Linus got a 4k monitor as a gift. 

[obsidian1200]

Granted, but it would have 3000 dead pixels and have no warranty.

 

I wish there was more time in a day.

[felixbearpig]

Granted, but it would have 3000 dead pixels and have no warranty.

 

I wish there was more time in a day.

granted now you will die at age 50

 

i wish more funny cat videos

[Jman]

granted now you will die at age 50

 

i wish more funny cat videos

 

Granted, but all cats in the world contract polio

 

I wish i didn't wish for this wish

[Nano]

Granted, but all cats in the world contract polio

 

I wish i didn't wish for this wish

 

Granted, but the wish came true anyways.

i wish that gold dropped in price.

[azzo]

Granted, but then every country miraculously finds a massive gold mine, making gold as commonly sold as plastic.

 

I wish to be carrot

Edited July 7, 2013 by azzo

[obsidian1200]

Granted, but then every country miraculously finds a massive gold mine, making gold as commonly sold as plastic.

 

I wish to be carrot

Granted, now I'm hungry for carrots *eats you*

 

I wish I didn't have testing anxiety.

[gauvinic]

Granted, but you fail every test.

 

I wish lulz.net got shut down and every user migrated to the LinusTechTips.com forums. (Sorry Slick!)

[pcman2000]

Granted, but you fail every test.

 

I wish lulz.net got shut down and every user migrated to the LinusTechTips.com forums. (Sorry Slick!)

 

Granted, but then LinusMediaGroup would go bankrupt trying to pay for all the extra Bandwidth used.

 

I wish Linus had more money.

[obsidian1200]

Granted, but he uses the money for good instead of evil. Think anti-batman, except instead of Bruce Wayne, it's Linus. He can afford to stay up late and do evil things, because he has the superpower of MONEY!

 

I wish Linus would get around to the hackintosh build he talked about back when the Prodigy came out.

[greenroost1445]

Granted, but then the hackintosh would come to life and eat every Samsung phone while saying, "You Stole my ideas!!!"

 

I wish Macs never existed

[infinity404]

Granted, but then the hackintosh would come to life and eat every Samsung phone while saying, "You Stole my ideas!!!"

 

I wish Macs never existed

 

Granted, but graphical user interfaces never become popular, and all modern operating systems resemble a linux shell.

I wish I had identical dual monitors. 

[greenroost1445]

Granted but you cannot play above 720p and above 30fps

 

I wish they would release a new revision of SATA

[mumbojumbogumbo]

Granted SSDs aren't fast enough in random / 4k.

 

I wish I was better at life.

[Duluxdoggy]

Granted, but you'd have to play at 640x400

 

 I wish I was the Doctor!

doctor who or rossi? 

[gauvinic]

Granted, but as you become better at life (linearly), everyone else becomes exponentially better at life.

 

I wish my computer was GLaDOS.

[HK6]

Granted, but as you become better at life (linearly), everyone else becomes exponentially better at life.

 

I wish my computer was GLaDOS.

Granted, but it becomes evil and closes all of your applications each time there is a key press.

 

[Ruostunut kokis]

Granted, but it becomes evil and closes all of your applications each time there is a key press.

 

Granted, but then everyone becomes a baller too, and you become insignificant as a baller.

 

I wist summer nights in Finland actually were dark (daylight almost 24/7, not really dark)

[mattch]

Granted But Vampires come out and kill everyone

 

I wish i had a jetpack

Edited July 7, 2013 by mattch