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i wanna shuffle you like an ipod playlist B)  *Boom*

That booty is about to get iSMac'd

That was awful I'm sorry

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Baby, I brought a friend, let's do 3-way SLI all night long!

Whoa, you look so sexy, makes me wanna stick my tongue in your PSU!

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damn your so dimm i would ram you or is that a insult

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I would DROP dem undies like a corrupt MySQL table.

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This made my day :lol:  :lol:

Pickup lines are funny enough. Add tech to them with people who understand why the pickup line is so funny and it's just a fun time all over again.

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I dont care bout' software, im all about that HARDWARE ;)

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I dont care bout' software, im all about that HARDWARE ;)

Something inside of me doesn't understand this joke....

Do you like the innards of girls (not judging, some people are into that sorta thing)?

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Something inside of me doesn't understand this joke....

Do you like the innards of girls (not judging, some people are into that sorta thing)?

what?

This was some random joke my retarded classmate told me.

He said it was what a Girl would say, if that makes any sort of clarification to you :P

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what?

This was some random joke my retarded classmate told me.

He said it was what a Girl would say, if that makes any sort of clarification to you :P

It's too late at night.....

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Are you a file decompresser? 'Cause I've got something that needs extracting.

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Girl, I'm elevating your permissions. You may now access my D:

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I can't wait to explore your layers like a psd.

Wow, I happen to be working in photoshop when I read that... good one. 

 

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Wow, I happen to be working in photoshop when I read that... good one. 

 

Who's ready for a giveaway?

 

Oddly enough, I had/have photoshop open when that came to mind, lol.

 

What kind of giveaway?

 

 

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Oddly enough, I had/have photoshop open when that came to mind, lol.

 

What kind of giveaway?

You shall find out soon. 

 

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Hey, I want your CPU in my socket.

 

Are you a pentium 4? Cause you're making me hot.

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You must have a hard drive, cause my card reader doesn't take floppies.

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Want to unzip my .RAR file?

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best techie pickup line:

 

*heavy breathing over phone for 8 and 3/7's seconds, hang up*

Watch out for each other. Love everyone and forgive everyone, including yourself. Forgive your anger, forgive your guilt. Your shame. Your sadness. Embrace and open up your love, your joy, your truth, and most especially your heart. 
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