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I'd totally SLI with you.

 

(but then again, I don't to want to run into driver issues)

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Hey there babe I'd sure love to stick my huge graphics card in your motherboard.

 

 

ok hope no asian jokes >.< I'm no match for you horse cock size people :)

Live your life like a dream.

 
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Hey there babe I'd sure love to stick my huge graphics card in your motherboard.

 

 

ok hope no asian jokes >.< I'm no match for you horse cock size people :)

why do you have a rendering and gaming rig your rendering one could game quite nicely..

Thats that. If you need to get in touch chances are you can find someone that knows me that can get in touch.

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why do you have a rendering and gaming rig your rendering one could game quite nicely..

well I guess a simpler way to say it is because of build addiction. when you build one that feeling is so orgasmic I just can't do it once or twice. gotta have more >.< I still have the pentium 2 I custom built back then working :)

Live your life like a dream.

 
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hey babe, wanna see my hard drive?

 

I really suck at pickup lines

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You say you have a Trojan. Hmm.... Gonna need to take a look at that back door.

  

You still use internet explorer?  You must like it nice and slow.

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My drive's in a solid state right now. Can I RAID your booty?

 

Can I plug my SATA cable in and out of you until I'm ready to dump my data to your drive?

 

Girl you must be a cheap PSU cuzz I want you to crap out all over my system.

 

I'm ready to pass my 24 pin through your cable grommet. 

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Hey baby, I'll let you get Intel Inside me  ;)

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Beam me up, hotty  B)

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Will you be my Wifi?  (Like boss) :D

Details separate people.

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Are you a 290x? Because damn you are hot.


Not really a pick up line but:
Better put on the sleeving, wouldn't want things to get messy. 

 

 
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Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 belongs to you.  :lol: 

The blood on to your heart start pumping faster when you notice me.


But is ok.


Judge me for my nickname, my avatar and for the low amounts of posts I have. I will keep your heart beat raised.

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Baby, i wanna fold you all night long..   *too soon?* :mellow:

Details separate people.

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Let me install my software to your hardware :)

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