Best tech pickup lines?

[Tech_Dreamer]

Would my CPU fit your socket? B)

[Flashie]

Please revive this thread ^.^!!!

[Godlygamer23]

You increase the clock cycles of my heart.

[thekeemo]

You increase the clock cycles of my heart.

I thought necroing threads is against the COC

[Godlygamer23]

I thought necroing threads is against the COC

If it's something like this, it's fine. I'll let it slide.

[iamdarkyoshi]

You increase the clock cycles of my heart.

I suppose you could say...

overclocking hertz.

[as96]

Warning: Saying this will probably get you a slap and possibly pepper spray in your eyes, do NOT say this to anyone

 

You must be an ISO image, I want to mount you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[STRMfrmXMN]

You increase the clock cycles of my heart.

You know GG was thinking about this pickup line for 3+ days before he could find an excuse to bump the greatest thread in history.

[STRMfrmXMN]

Holy shit this thread is over a year old.....

[Godlygamer23]

You know GG was thinking about this pickup line for 3+ days before he could find an excuse to bump the greatest thread in history.

Nah. I thought of it in this thread: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/486454-help-asking-out-a-girl-that-i-only-know-the-name-of/?view=getnewpost

[iamdarkyoshi]

You know GG was thinking about this pickup line for 3+ days before he could find an excuse to bump the greatest thread in history.

Oh we all know it.

Me on the other hand? I keep forgetting I have no heart or soul. Or brain. Or a life. "Back to the forums!"

[STRMfrmXMN]

Nah. I thought of it in this thread: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/486454-help-asking-out-a-girl-that-i-only-know-the-name-of/?view=getnewpost

Oh dear, let's hope my old "How Girls Work" thread isn't revived on there...

[iamdarkyoshi]

Hey, you could come over to my place, where I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log with the simple addition of-

Not going to finish that. Enough thinking for the day, yoshi. Go to sleep lol

[Tmt97]

Just point down and say "5.25 inches... "

Nothing picks up women better than internal bays.

[Ddave]

Warning: Saying this will probably get you a slap and possibly pepper spray in your eyes, do NOT say this to anyone

 

You must be an ISO image, I want to mount you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Warning: This was the OP's pickup line. The first post on this thread LOL

[as96]

Warning: This was the OP's pickup line. The first post on this thread LOL

sh*t I have to read the first post before posting something

[Lethal Seraph]

Just point down and say "5.25 inches... "

Nothing picks up women better than internal bays.

Made me chuckle, lol.

[as96]

Just point down and say "5.25 inches... "

Nothing picks up women better than internal bays.

Or....

 

Point down and say "5.7 inches...", if she gets angry pull out your smartphone and say "nice screen isn't it?"

[Kalle Hänninen]

Did you know that gonorrhea doesn't contract every time?