Best tech pickup lines?

[ACatWithThumbs]

When I look at you the floppy disc in my pants gets upgraded to a harddrive  B)

[Tech_Dreamer]

i just realized ( as of this post now ) i was tagged 3 times on the thread, plus on the title post... :mellow:

 

Note to self: Read the titles & comments thoroughly..

 

 

@STRMfrmXMN Thanks mate   *High five*

[Gix7Fifty]

You want some RAM for your content creation? Now I'm feeling so fly like a G-sync.

[babbaj]

01000101

 

if you used a tool to read this please never go into the programming forum

[STRMfrmXMN]

01000101

 

if you used a tool to read this please never go into the programming forum

Dood, I can't even

(see what I did there cuz binary is 1's and 0's and those are odd numbers ay)

[Avericious]

No matter the metaphor you veil it in, this joke is still as boring and stagnant as it always was.

[babbaj]

Dood, I can't even

(see what I did there cuz binary is 1's and 0's and those are odd numbers ay)

do you even know how to read binary?

[STRMfrmXMN]

do you even know how to read binary?

Lol no's.

[Tech_Dreamer]

i want to install my memory stick in your ram slot

[STRMfrmXMN]

i want to install my memory stick in your ram slot

Carefull cuz it's SO-DIMM in there.....

Euuurrrghhhh....

[babbaj]

Lol no's.

that's like saying you don't know what a cpu is

[STRMfrmXMN]

that's like saying you don't know what a cpu is

I don't understand binary, what a surprise (I can't read 1's and 0's and tell you what this is off the top of my head...)

[babbaj]

I don't understand binary, what a surprise (I can't read 1's and 0's and tell you what this is off the top of my head...)

[STRMfrmXMN]

Hey I know HTML a bit...

[babbaj]

Hey I know HTML a bit...

so do I

 

[STRMfrmXMN]

so do I

 

snip

You literally right clicked and Inspected Element....

I'm not that stupid.

[STRMfrmXMN]

Are you WinRAR cuz I should probably be paying for your services

[Timmy-P]

Hey babe, are you a magnet? Since you just wiped my memory of what I was about to say to hit on you.

[Tech_Dreamer]

i want to unbox you like an amazon package that took too long to deliver..

[STRMfrmXMN]

You must be a non-modular power supply cuz it's about to get really messy...

[Baking Soda]

Damn girl! Are you a 4-way 480 SLI setup? Cause, you're smokin' hot! 

[Tech_Dreamer]

wanna do a benchmark together babe?

[nanox760]

There is a difference between a pickup line and DTF line. Most of this are the latter.

[STRMfrmXMN]

There is a difference between a pickup line and DTF line. Most of this are the latter.

Well, they can be kinda shoved into one category I think. You should never use either, they're both funny and most definitely will NOT get you laid

[Tech_Dreamer]

i wanna shuffle you like an ipod playlist B)  *Boom*