You have to use the last thing you bought as a weapon - How do you use it?

[da na]

Last thing I bought was keycaps, before that a low profile bracket for my Quadro.

I'd die instantly.

[Acid Panda]

Wasp spray. fml 

[Freakwise]

One pack of plastic spoon and fork

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(fuck,)

Edited August 8, 2021 by Freakwise

[12345678]

I don't even remember what was the last thing that I bought... maybe a motherboard?

 

then I would use the capacitors as gunpowder

[Zodiark1593]

The great thing about Yeti tumblers is that they double as bludgeoning implements. Guaranteed not to dent when you crack someone’s skull with it. 

[Murasaki]

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You have to use the last thing you bought as a weapon

[da na]

29 minutes ago, Murasaki said:

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I'm concerned what you've been buying in that case...

[Murasaki]

6 minutes ago, Mel0nMan said:

I'm concerned what you've been buying in that case...

earpads for my headphones LOL im better off running instead!

[Zodiark1593]

5 minutes ago, Murasaki said:

earpads for my headphones LOL im better off running instead!

I counted myself pretty lucky, as my prior purchase (before the Yeti) was a Samsung T7 Portable SSD. Though I suppose I could shove that down someone’s throat if I really needed to. Not sure what to do with earpads.

[Murasaki]

1 minute ago, Zodiark1593 said:

I counted myself pretty lucky, as my prior purchase (before the Yeti) was a Samsung T7 Portable SSD. Though I suppose I could shove that down someone’s throat if I really needed to. Not sure what to do with earpads.

idk shove em up someone's nostrils no clue xD

[Haraikomono]

Another 8 brick sized mini PCs, not sure how they can be used as a weapon.

[da na]

Just now, Haraikomono said:

Another 8 brick sized mini PCs, not sure how they can be used as a weapon.

Depending on weight, they should be pretty dangerous when thrown...

[Wh0_Am_1]

A 1 liter sports drink, I think that speaks for itself. 

[TetraSky]

Cans of tomato juice and diced tomatoes.

 

I mean... a can behind the head hurts.

[Murasaki]

thread intent: use items you bought as weapons

thread direction: methods of hurting opponents

[BondiBlue]

Could rice be used as a weapon?

[da na]

2 minutes ago, BondiBlue said:

Could rice be used as a weapon?

Anything can be a weapon if you use it wrong enough.

-Abraham Lincoln

[Andreas Lilja]

USB DVD drive.

 

Probably only a weapon for someone like a Navy Seal.

[YellowJersey]

A bowl of chicken curry... I suppose I could throw it in someone's face if it were still hot. But that would be a waste. Instead, I'll eat it to gain energy and give 'em the old fisticuffs.

[8tg]

Gotta kill a man with a cassette tape, it’s been done before.

[da na]

17 minutes ago, 8tg said:

Gotta kill a man with a cassette tape, it’s been done before.

Waste of a tape. But you seem to have spares...

[Bitter]

How the heck is a double scoop of icecream in a cake cone gonna work...

[IkeaGnome]

Pack of cigarettes. 

I think it'll work as a weapon given enough time.

 

Last purchase for fun? A bunch of Pokemon game cartridges. Choking hazard.

[BlueChinchillaEatingDorito]

7 hours ago, Acid Panda said:

Wasp spray. fml 

I would take as a weapon that over my tray of Costco fries. 

[Moonzy]

A 3090 MSI or an AX1600i PSU

 

Could probably kill someone with the ax1600i