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The Craziest computer hardware you can think of

GramKracker00
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how about a new CPU design that would allow custom DDR4 memory dimms right on the CPU itself for high speed cache?

 

or maybe something like a "blank graphics card": just a large video card PCB with sockets for as many GPU/APU chips as you want (limited by PCB size)... cooling will be hard to figure out....

 

how about an 'upside-down' build design?... The case is the CPU+GPU cooler!, It's just a giant fin and heat pipe array. The CPU+Mobo and the video card connect into a large flat layout. Thermal paste and flip the whole computer upside-down onto the cooler/case.

Seems confusing about the upside down build.

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2 problems with this. one, you can only do 4 way xfire, 2, the fans should be more spread out.

Yep, only two problems  :P

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A passiv Gtx 780ti 6gb. That still runs at 20 degrees. Cause impossible. 

No, its not impossible. If your ambient temperature is below freezing point, its very possible.

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the 796, 4 gpus

 

Fully enabled with a clockspeed of 1GHz at least :)

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onboard graphics that is 10x faster than a 780ti that runs at -1 degree Celsius 

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a racing game where you actually control real cars on a racetrack from your pc. $100 000 a game, but no physX required  :lol:

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Me2 where do you live? ( Strijp , woensel etc.)

 

not to far from woensel lol

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How bout a Xeon on an AM3+ board, 2 GTX 780Ti's in SLI and 2 HD 5450s in Crossfire, 15 HDD's in a 900D. Oh and Mac OSX. We'll call it the 900D SLI-X AMeon. :)

wed have to write osx kitten to be innocent enough to run that bastardized machine

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An Intel CPU that isn't ridiculous pricing (even if I do have one)

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Look at my signature; it's not even possible for something that outrageous to run. In all seriousness, only Slick's Oil Cooled PC™ comes to mind as a crazy PC since compared to any other crazy, but limitless PC that exists, Slicks's PC just seems way too limited once built. All that time waiting for it dry if you plan on upgrading and the thought of actually building one just seems crazy and amazing. Welp, better come up with an insane PC build to beat Slick's résumé.

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12.6 watt TDP

 

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3.52v O.o Did everyone smoke that much back then?

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A spaceship made of computronium. I think Charles Stross invented the idea. I suspect he saw crypto-currency coming some years ago.

 

EDIT: I think wrong... Computronium... That has to be the craziest possible until everyone's front doors are made of the stuff, then it's normal.

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wed have to write osx kitten to be innocent enough to run that bastardized machine

Haha yeh. Or OSX baby seal.

Yo whats up.

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Note : You can also use them as jet plane engines!

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Nvidia and AMD getting friends and sharing gsync and Mantle. <-- That my friends is never going to happen

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An I7-999999999900X that costs only a penny to buy and runs up to 10GHz on passive air cooling.

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An I7-999999999900X that costs only a penny to buy and runs up to 10GHz on passive air cooling.

who has a penny? everybody keeps their money in more compact forms like dimes quarters and dollar bills

 

 

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Note : You can also use them as jet plane engines!

how come this doesn't take up like 6 PCI brackets in the case?

 

 

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how come this doesn't take up like 6 PCI brackets in the case?

 

Why would it?

 

I know it isn't real but if such a card was real then what is the point it taking up that many PCI-e brackets?

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12.6 watt TDP

 

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1.9W TDP No heat sink required.

 

A computer with 6 sound cards:

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But to be honest, that is an amazing computer :D

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