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The Craziest computer hardware you can think of

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Not space heater AMD GPU's

hd 6670. easy. dont even have to search for a nvidiot.

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A combination sata/IDE/scsi/floppy port...

It would be very nice if the radiator for a water cooled rig could put out enough heat to keep my feet under my desk warm...

And by radiator I mean the big, old cast iron ones used in old homes.

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Umm, How about a "Perfect GPU"? A single GPU that can run triple screens, in 3D, 4K, and so on, and run at 60FPS at the very least. lol

with support for mantle and Gsync

 

 

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That would make for some interesting gaming sessions..

Yeah. Getting high while gaming. Aw yeah, that's the stuff.

I bet a drug dealer would want this PC.

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GTX Titan...

 

It's the price to performance that makes it crazy. 

 

*cough* GTX 690...

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A voice activated PC that can perform 80000 yottaflops a second using 8000 Quadro KX90000000000s.

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An overclocked and watercooled (with 3 x 560mm rads) Intel Atom w/ 512mb of watercooled DDR2 RAM and 4 GTX Titan Blacks clocked at 53MHz.

It's so useless it hurts.

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*cough* GTX 690...

690 is a fast card and when it came out it beat two 680's in SLI. And was cheaper for a bit as well.

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690 is a fast card and when it came out it beat two 680's in SLI. And was cheaper for a bit as well.

 

Oh yeah, but there were so many dual GPU issues, it's hysterical. And at still mostly $1000, it's more or less pointless.

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with support for mantle and Gsync

 

wouldn't need that for a perfect GPU. It would always be in sync with any monitor, it doesn't need mantle because infinite performance.

 

It would be able to push unlimited screens at unlimited resolutions at any framerate.

Old shit no one cares about but me.

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wouldn't need that for a perfect GPU. It would always be in sync with any monitor, it doesn't need mantle because infinite performance.

 

It would be able to push unlimited screens at unlimited resolutions at any framerate.

OVER 9000K

 

 

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He said craziest, not stupid. Put some thought into your posts for Pete's sake.

 

Also, fitness trackers.

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a 1/2" thick 18" mobile workstation laptop with 8 quadro k6000 and 2 intel xeons 524GB of ram 500TB of SSDs and a 8K display

my computer beats all computers in a 1,000 NM radius

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a 1/2" thick 18" mobile workstation laptop with 8 quadro k6000 and 2 intel xeons 524GB of ram 500TB of SSDs and a 8K display

water cooled laptop that is completely internal

 

 

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A computer that pulled in air from outdoors, heated it up, and pushed it out into the room.

 

It would make a good heater in the winter, but what about summer?

 

I wonder what would happen if you mounted your radiator outdoors....

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A "Quantum Accelerating Unit" that you drop into a PCIe slot, and BAM! you've got a quantum hybrid computer...

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I saw someone do a WC build not by using normal rads, but a HEAT PUMP. Yes that's right, heat pump. Where you have a whole bunch of tubes placed into the ground and use the natural heat of that to heat your home / cool your PC. 

Also, how about a modern version of the 7950GX2? Two or maybe even 4 780 Ti cards on a single PCI-e.

 

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